Hapori Unicorns

Te tēpu i muri i te kaukau 💆🏼‍♀️

Te mutunga o aku Unicorn me ngā rīwai mozzarella. Me ngā heihei popcorna me ngā rīpene wera me te pārekareka 😋( whakatikahia )

Nō te mea he unicorns ora ngā Capybara.

He mea hē te patu i tētahi.

Te mana o te ākau!

Kāore i pāngia ngā unihorn.( whakatikahia )

Taku 2¢ mo te ROI o Homo Sapiens

Kia mutu te whakaatu i tetahi mahi i roto i te pohehe o tetahi atu. Ko te whai i nga "Unicorns" (tāne e taea ana te kōrero) kāore e tika kia pērā i te haerenga pūrākau. Mēnā kei te kawe koe i te taumahatanga emocionale mō te rua, kāore koe i roto i te whanaungatanga; kei te mahi koe i tetahi…pānui atu

Pezzi-Pieces-Teile-Piezas

Ko te rangi kua oti, ko te mea easiest i tenei wa ko te rangi te wahi easiest, ko te backdrop te wahi tino uaua #clementori #unicorns #pizzles #hobbies( whakatikahia )

Kia pai te ra!

I tetahi atu wa ki te kore! E whakamātau ana i te ao taupānga i te rapu i te kaitākaro 2! Tēnā pea ka kite te pōuri i te hokinga mai 🤣🤣 Ko te tūmanako kei te pai te rā o koutou! Kia atawhai, rapua tō goblin, kaitākaro, rōpū unicorn!

Ngā Pūkete ‼️

He wahine pakeke, kotahi anake kei reira e hiahia ana ki te hono ki tētahi pāri maried me ngā tamariki??? I te wā roa, kāore e pēnei i te ngahau anake. He pātai pono... He tino whenua mātou, he tino aroha me te awhi, e hiahia ana ki te whakangahau i tā mātou hoa, ā, he pono mātou. He pātai nui…pānui atu

Ko ngā waiata a Frankocean he pēnei i ngā unicorn kāore e taea te kimi

He pono ngā unicorn.

Ibis paint sketch ✨️( whakatikahia )

He aha tāu e whakaaro ana mō te whanaungatanga polyamorous?

Kei te pātea au, ā, he whanaungatanga whakamīharo tāku me taku tāne (7 tau te whanaungatanga) he poly mātou, heoi anō, he tino kōwhiringa mātou, ā, he pīkau hoki lol kāore e mahi ana mātou i ngā rā whakatā kāore e pērā i ngā unicorns, etc... Kei te hiahia au ki te mōhio ki tō tirohanga mō tēnei…pānui atu

Ngā Momo Tūpāpaku

Kei te pēhea rānei, kāore e taea e au te kite i ngā ace hei momo tūpāpaku? I te mea kāore e taea e mātou te pērā i ngā unicorn, kei reira i ngā wāhi kāore e kitea (tērā pea i ngā rōpū) engari kei te huna, e mataku ana i te whai i ngā ihu, i ētahi atu mea? Nō reira, e hiahia ana au ki te whai i…pānui atu

Kāore au i te moe

Me mahi anō tātou i tētahi hilo pājāma? Ka rerekē āku pājāma i runga i taku āhua, nō reira ka taea e au te noho pātea, kāti, ātaahua, goth, kāore rānei he aha te āhua kei te pātea au. He mea katoa āku mai i ngā wāhanga pājāma ātaahua, ngā huinga tāngata ballet, me ngā unicorn kāhu ki ngā…pānui atu

E noho ana ngā unicorns

Aroha ahau i nga mea pakiwaituhi katoa...

vampires, werewolves, unicorns, tamariki e whakarongo ana 😶

Unicorn?!

Kei te kitea ngā unicorn tūturu i reira? Kāore e hiahia ana ki te mea kotahi anake?

Ko te katoa o te hunga pāri e rapu ana i te unicorn

Me whakakaha, me tīmata ki te noho hei unicorn mō te tahi atu. ✌

He pai ngā unicorns🦄

Engari, ko te hanga i tētahi mea roa te wā e pai ana... 😎 Triad📐> Throuple Hangaia kia kaua e pakaru.

He pono ngā Pōrangi Unicorns

Kei te hiahia au i tētahi Tāne me tētahi Wahine i te wā kotahi, he nui rawa atu tēnā ki te tono😅

Ata mārie, e ngārihi ana ngā unicorns iti 🦄

He aha tō tino kararehe? Kei roto i ngā kōrero paki lol ngā unihōrā me ngā tarakona lol

Pātai o te rā

Mēnā he pono ngā unicorn, ka hiahia koe ki tētahi hei mōkai?

Tō ngākau mōhio

I ngā ngahere hohonu Tō ngākau e pupuri ana E tiakina ana e ngā rākau me ngā thorns Au, e rere ana i runga i ngā unihorn I te whai i tō ngākau huna I runga i ngā maunga I roto i ngā pātea I te taha o ngā awa I raro i te whenua Mō ngā rā, ngā marama, me ngā tau E hiahia ana au ki te aura e pā ana ki…pānui atu

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Me pēhea e kore ai e tino mōhio ngā unicorn, engari e tino mōhio ana ngā giraffe. He aha te mea e mōhio ana? He hōiho me te kōhatu, he leopā, he moose, he kāmera me te 400 putu te pātea kāore e taea te piko i ōna turi? Hmmmm( whakatikahia )

Ahakoa he tino raru te oranga, ka ngenge hoki nga unihorn( whakatikahia )

Ngā momo rīkau kōkōrangi rerekē

Kei te ngenge au 😅

I hangaia tēnei mō te tamāhine 8 tau o aku hoa, e tino pai ana ia ki ngā unicorn me Wednesday Addams 💖

Me pehea e tuku ai i te mea i pahure, me nga maharatanga katoa i hangaia e koe me to hoa? Me pehea e kore ai e kite i tenei i roto i nga karu puru?

Ki te korero ki a koe ano, kaore i te mea katoa he anahera me nga unicorn. Te mahara whiriwhiri hē. #relationshipadvice( whakatikahia )

Ka pouri au ki te whakakore i ngā unicorns mōu, engari...

He aha te mea pono, he aha te mea teka?

Ayo, he aha te take he teka ngā Unicorns, ā, he pono ngā Giraffes? E kī ana koe he uaua ki te whakaaro he hōiho me te kōhatu, i te mea he kāmara leopārd me te kaki 40 ft te roa? Ko wai te mea e taea te whakapono ki a ia? #AskingImportantQuestions

Homai he pai

I tenei ra he tino uaua. E mohio ana koe, ko tetahi o aua ra e pa ana ki te pooti i te puku me te takahi i te katoa. ra. roa? Ka kumea i roto i te pakanga me te whawhai ki nga hoariri e tino nui ana? Ka taea e au te whakamahi i nga whakaahua koa o nga anahera me nga unicorns, i nga kupu whakakaha.…pānui atu

He pono nga unihorn?

Te kēmu me ngā icks.

Ko te tangata e tākaro ana i ngā kēmu rorohiko e kīia ana hei ick e pā ana ki te nuinga o ngā wāhine. Ā, ko te pakeke ake, ko te nui ake te pānga. Ka whakakāhoretia e te nuinga, tae atu ki ngā tāne, mō ngā take maha. Ko te nuinga o ēnei e pā ana ki te whakapau wā, kāore e whai hua, kāore e mahi i…pānui atu

Pātai

Mēnā ka taea e koe te whai toa ipurangi e hoko ana i ngā mea katoa (ae, tae atu ki ngā unicorn kāore e kitea), he aha te hua tino pai mōu? 🦄💻

Kei hea ngā unicorns!

Ko taku hoa wahine he bi, ko au he hetero. He tino uaua te kimi i tētahi unicorn. Kāore e rua i mātau, kāore hoki taku hoa wahine e rapu ana i ētahi atu tāngata. Engari e rapu ana mātou i tētahi hoa ora hei tango i te ao. He rerekē tā mātou e hiahia ana ki te noho hei throuple? E hiahia ana…pānui atu