Nharaunda yePuns

Mitsipa

Ndinoirarama nazvo

Mhoro

Ndiri kutsvaga mumwe munhu anokoshesa mapunzi angu uye kugovera pizza naye....

Chenjera

Ndine iyi bin remarara, ndinoshandisa iyi bin remarara, ndinofunga kuti inosekesa, kana usingadi mabhuku ekuseka emababa akaipa hatigone kuva shamwari 🤭

Aya ndiwo majee angu. Kana uchiafarira, ndibate

Aya ndiwo maitiro angu. Majee ababa nemitambo yemashoko zvichaita kuti urambe uchiseka kwemakore.

Rimwe zuva remusoro wangu usinganyore Ruvara RwePurples (ese ma pun).

Panguva ino yakasarudza mavara ebhuruu, panzvimbo... nguva yapfuura yaive nemavara e lilac-y pinks (pic 2), zvinoita sekuti handizokwanisi kudzokera ku purple yandakawana pre-covid (pic 3), chero nguva munguva pfupi. 🥺😔

Maitiro Ekusangana

Handisati ndashandisa maitiro ekusangana kwenguva, saka ndiri kutanga zvakare pazvose lol. Ndinovimba imi mose muchiri kundiona ndichinyatsofara, ndinogadzira mabhuku akaipa uye ndinoda kutamba mitambo nevamwe vangu. Kana muchida kubatana zvakare, ndibate ndichakutumirai zita rangu reSteam.

Ndinoda ma pun uye kutamba nemazwi :)

Mitsipa yakaenda kure

Ndinonzwa sekuti ndiri kupenga hazvirevi kuti ndinoita zvakawanda kana chero chii chandinokwanisa,

Ndinonzwa kuti kazhinji ndiri kupinda munzvimbo dzevanhu ndiri kusawirirana, handikwanisi kutaura nevanhu, ndinoziva kuti handisi kupenga kana kuti ndine hungwaru hwepamusoro kuti ndinzwisise ma pun kana pfungwa dzakanaka dzevamwe, saka kazhinji ndinonzwa sekuti ndakakandwa kunze, saka…verenga zvimwe

Terriermon & Lopmon

Ndinoda Terriermon naLopmon zvikuru, uye ndinoda ma pun, saka ndakaita mamwe madhirowa ekudziya navo.

Mitsipa yechikoro.

Ndakangotamba mitambo ine chekuita nemazai chete uye mod wangu akafunga kuti aisetsa

Ndakangotamba mitambo ine chekuita nemazai chete uye mod wangu akafunga kuti aisetsa zvikuru, saka akatumira majee emashoko ane chekuita nemazai nguva yose. Zvaityisa zvikuru!

Kureba kwazvo/kusina kujairika kweizvi?

Ndiri kunyatsofunga kuti ndiri kukanda mapfumo pasi pakutsvaga mumwe munhu wekudanana. Ndine makore 46, uye ndiri munhu ane chido chikuru. Ndinoitawo uye ndinotungamira mitambo yeD&d, ndinotamba mitambo yemakomputa uye mitambo yemauto madiki, ndinoda kuseka nezvemamath uye mabhuku akaipa. Handina…verenga zvimwe

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Ungadonha here🎶 Kana ndikapepeta mapeji ako 🔥🎶 Ungaita ruzha rwekupetana here🎶 Pakubata kwemhepo 🔥🎶 Ungadedera here🎶 Nekunakidzwa nemadimikira angu? 🔥🎶

Imwe yemabhuku anokatyamadza andakamboverenga♥️

Iyi gemu diki yakanyorwa kubva pamafungiro emafari uye mamwe mashiripiti anowira panyika yevanhu, avo, kwavari, vari zvinhu zvinokatyamadza uye zvisinganzwisisike zvinokodzera kudzidza. Iyi pseudo-encyclopedia ine mazwi akawanda uye inonakidza. Kuti ndive pachokwadi, chivharo chechikamu…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Ndinoda zvekutamba nemashoko zvishoma~

Ndiri kutsvaga munhu anogona kutsungirira kusekwa obva adzorera. Ndine mitambo yemashoko yakawandisa asi vanhu vashoma vekuitamba navo.

Missile Toad

Handisi kuzonyepa, 100% yakakurudzirwa neHell's Belles series paTikTok. Ndinoda ma pun, saka dzimwe dzezvinhu zvandinoita dzinonyanya kuve nemapfunyiro. Kana zvichinditandadza pandinofunga nezvazvo, ndingangodaro ndichazviita.( yavandudzwa)

"All That Really Matters" na Illenium na Teddy Swims 🎶🖤

Uri fan waTeddy Swims here? Ndakawana mimhanzi yake svondo rino uye ndanga ndichiteerera nziyo dzake dzose uye kubatana kwake nevamwe vaimbi nguva dzose. 🤣 Ndinowanzofarira vaimbi vane manzwi akasimba, saka ndiudze kana uine mazano evamwe vaimbi vakafanana. 🎧 Inopa manzwiro eThanksgiving sezvo…verenga zvimwe

Shamwari yangu yakaedza kundikanganisa nemashoko emazwi emashiri...

Asi toucan anogona kutamba mutambo iwoyo.

Sei usingakwanisi kutsanangura puns kune kleptomaniacs?

Vanogara vachitora zvinhu zvakananga.

cray cray tues-day!

ndinonyatsoda mapunhu akapusa nemajoko evababa! handina pfungwa yokuti izvozvo zvinorevei nezvangu. 💃

Ndinoda chaizvo majee emashoko asina kunyanya kunaka nemifananidzo inoyevedza

Saka ndakagadzira izvi kuti zvive kadhi reKisimusi. Ndinovimba munhu wese akava nezororo rakanaka (kana muchipemberera!).

Mitsara

Kota ye pound ine chizi. 🤣

Ndinoda mazano emazera

Ndiri kunyora mazera echiitiko chedu apo imba imwe neimwe ine chimwe chinhu chakasiyana chiri kuitika mairi. Mamwe maimba akakomba, akadai sechechi yakakanganwika yaLolth. Mamwe maimba akasiyana, akadai sekuti pane carpet ye cyan isina chikonzero. Mamwe maimba akasetsa, akadai se goliya remarble…verenga zvimwe

Mubvunzo wechisarudzo kana kusava nechivimbo.

Handina chokwadi kana ichi chiri mubvunzo wechisarudzo. Asi ndinofarira kutumira ma jokes akapusa ababa, ma puns, uye one-liners nekuti anondipa kuseka. Asi tariro yangu ndeyekuti anobatsirawo vamwe kuseka uye kunzwa zvakanaka. Ndiri kukuvadza here kana kuti imi mose munonakidzwa nazvo?

Makore mashanu apfuura, ndakafunga kuti ndinokodzera kuva nhengo yeJustice League. Iye zvino, ndave nechokwadi chekuti ndakanga ndiri The Suicide Squad. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Mafungiro akakodzera. Asi regai, Iva neDecember yakanaka mose!

CAT PUNS!!!

Ndineurombo handina kutumira kana kupindura kumashoko kwenguva. Zvinosuruvarisa ndakatapurirwa covid (kunyangwe ndakabayiwa majekiseni) uye ndanga ndakanyanyisa kurwara kuti ndiite chero chinhu.

Apuro yekutenda mudzidzisi ✨❤️

Yaiswa mutsetse pasi pemashoko here kana kuti kwete? Uyezve, mamwe majee ane chekuita nemaapuro anogamuchirwa 😂

Mitsipa? Ndiri kugovera dzimwe pano 😬

Saka chii chakaipa kana ndisingazive kuti apocalypse zvinorevei? Hazvisi kuguma kwepasi!

Dzimwe nguva zvinoyevedza kuona vanhu vausingambofungidziri kuti vangataurirana vachipindurana pamapositi vachitumirana maGIF akatevedzana, vachiseka vachitaurirana zvine hungwaru uye vachitamba nemazwi.. Aww nezvimwe zvakadaro!

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mashoko ekuseka a baba ndiwo andinofarira zvikuru, achiteverwa pedyo nemapundu!

Mavara akaipa

Haisi mhosva inofanira kurohwa.