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Russian Roulette

Relationships are like Russian Roulette, you never know when you're looking down the barrel of your partner's 'Gun'

I once went on a date where the guy told me that if I’d lose like 10 kilos I’d be a total knockout.

I told him I couldn’t wait to lose that weight so I could finally start dating attractive and worthy men and not the bottom of the barrel as I was currently doing. For some reason, no second date 🤷‍♀️

Lol

Doinked 3 of them with the double barrel 🤣

Realization

So of a lot of breakfast foods, I’m a fan of waffles and pancakes. I realize on my second visit to Cracker Barrel that the pancakes aren’t that good and the presentation of the food in general is pretty mid. Place get 5/10 What are your thoughts?

Time to rest in my barrel made by the U.S Army core of engineers.