Umphakathi we-Walrus

Ngiyisithombe, goo-goo g'joo

NEW WALRUS

Amawalrus yizilwane engizithandayo futhi ngihlala ngijabule njalo uma ngibona ithoyizi, ifigura, noma isilwane esigcwele esisodwa FUTHI NGITHOLE ISIKHATHI NAMUHLA. Ungumfana omncane ongu-chonky, onjengomphakathi futhi ngiyamthanda kakade. Manje ngidinga igama nje..

Izilwane ezithandwayo zasolwandle

Izilwane zami ezithandwayo zasolwandle/marini ziyi-octopus, i-penguin, i-hermit crab, i-walrus, i-jellyfish, kanye nezinhlanzi ezithile.

Ingabe iminyaka ibalulekile ekuthandeni? Umbono wami...

Ngolunye usuku, othile lapha wayebuza ngeminyaka ekuthandeni. Angiboni zinkinga zokuthandana nabantu abancane (noma abadala), uma nje bephakathi kweminyaka efanele, kodwa umuntu kumele acabangele into ebalulekile - uma uthandana nomuntu oneminyaka engu-21, uzophatha njengomuntu oneminyaka engu-21;…funda kabanzi

Iwalrus eZurich 🇨🇭

Indaba ethokozisayo ngale Iwalrus, yanikezwa umkhuluza ongaziwa (umnikazi wesitolo sokuthenga) kumfana wami omuhle e🇳🇱 . Kuze kube manje, le Iwalrus isivakashele amazwe ambalwa 😁 Ihlobo 2019 Zurich, Switzerland 🇨🇭

Isitezi seGrebnevo eduze kweMoscow

Ukubhukuda kwewalrus. Kwakuneziningi zazo, kodwa angizange ngithathe izithombe isikhathi eside ngoba isandla sami sasiqandekile ngaphandle kweglovu.

Kungani ngingakaze ngibe nez dream ezijwayelekile?? Abantu abaningi bathi "Ngiphuphe ngishade nesithombe sami esithandwayo" noma "Ngiphuphe nginamandla amakhulu" futhi mina ngikhona lapha ngithi "Ngiphuphe ngidlala i-dodgeball nomphakathi okhuluma" 🤷‍♀️

Ithwalimu elithule

Ngiyawuthanda ithwalimu elithule

I-Walrus 🦭

Amathuluzi - Imibala emaphakathi ephepheni

Iwalrus 🦭 Landa.........

Hlala ubheke 😉

Yisiphi isithombe esibi kakhulu osibone?

Umngane wami uyangiphonsa ukuba ngibuke le filimu embi 'Tusk' lapho indoda endala iguqula khona indoda encane ibe yisidalwa esibi se-walrus.

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Nansi umphakathi omdala Uza ngokuhamba kancane Unemibono ye-joo joo Ungumgibeli ongcwele Unenwele ezihamba phansi kwezinhlangothi Kufanele abe yijokha, wenza lokho akuthanda Uphatheki kahle, akagqoki izicathulo Unenhlamvu ye-toe jam Unenhlamvu ye-monkey Ushaya iCoca-Cola Uthi ngiyakwazi wena, nawe…funda kabanzi

Iwalrus ithola ukuhamba okusheshayo

Unjani namuhla?

Ngak最近, ngangena emoyeni wokudangala, engangithole ukuthi kwavela ngenxa yokushintsha kwemithi. Noma kunjalo, ngenkathi ngihamba phansi, ngalahlekelwa amandla okwenza izingxoxo ezincane. Unjani? Usuku lwakho lungakanani? njll., njll. Oh, ngizophendula—ngiyeke nje ukukopela. Kwakungokwehlisa…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Okuthakazelisayo😂

Kwakukhona isikhathi esithile ezweni leziqhamuka ezihlukene nezilwane ezikhuluma, iphenyane elihlekisayo lenza isinqumo sokuthi selikhathele impilo ebandayo ye-Antarctic futhi lifuna ukuba umculi ophakamisa. Lihamba neflipper njenge-microphone kanye ne-beak egcwele amahlaya, le penguin yaphuma…funda kabanzi

Ingxoxo enkulu ye-fairy ye-walrus

Ninini eningakucabanga? Yini ezokumangazani kakhulu, i-fairy noma i-walrus?

Bippity Boppity Boo

Sawubona, Boo Bees. Usuku olusha nje eC'moniverse sizama ukuzilungiselela usuku. I-alamu yami ⏰ ivuke njengajwayelekile, igcwalisa umoya ngengoma ethokozisayo ethi "Teen Titans GO" kaPuffy Ami Yumi (yebo, leyo yisithonjana se-alamu yami.. anginazinkinga). Ngihamba.. ngiphonsa.. ngigudluza...…funda kabanzi

Izinto nezinto nezinto nezinto.

I-dishwasher yasendulo ibona umfanekiso omkhulu, ofanele ukujolisa kumphathi wesitaladi esikhulu, umjaho. Ngaphandle kwesiteshi sebhasi somhlaba kukhona i-walrus yeplastiki ekwazi ukuhambisana nezikhonkwane zeminyango, akusayi kuba khona ukujolisa okukhulu kunezibani, ngoba yikhona okwakhiwe…funda kabanzi

Umcabango wokuhlola

Yini ezokumangazela kakhulu ukuthola ibhadi emnyango wakho?

Ungakhetha...

Chitha impilo yakho yonke njengomkhumbi omkhulu ophumayo... Noma Woza, shake your body, baby, do the conga Ngiyazi awukwazi ukuzilawula okwamanje Zizwa umoya womculo ukhula Ungalwi nalo kuze kube uyizame, yenza le conga beat