Umphakathi we-Weed
Umphakathi we-weed, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
30K IMIMOYA
KONKE
weed
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Umphakathi we-weed, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
30K IMIMOYA
KONKE
weed
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Okuthunyelwe Okuhlobene
Yiziphi izimpawu eziyisixwayiso ozibona emaphrofayilini okuthandana, uma ufuna ngempela ubudlelwano besikhathi eside, hhayi umuntu ofuna ukuzijabulisa nje noma ukunakwa? Azikho izimpendulo ezingalungile. Ongacabanga ngakho: - Bathanda ukuhamba? (Kuzwakala kumnandi, kodwa ingabe unentshisekelo…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Ngakho, njengoba ngihlala ihora elisuka kumyeni wami, kufanele ngihambe kuye njalo ngempelasonto. Le mpelasonto ingeyami futhi kungase kube nezimvula. Okwamanje nginowesithathu owodwa okufanele kube nezinye ezimbili futhi akazange akhathazeke ngempilo yami lapho sobabili sazi ukuthi owakhe…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Umzamo wokwenza Endaweni Ethile Eluhlaza kusuka ku-Little Shop of Horrors okunzima kakhulu ngoba kuyisilinganiso sokucula nokubeka umqondo ngenkathi ube nokuqonda nokudabuka ngasikhathi sinye. Yinsimbi enhle futhi edabukisayo Ngiyazi uSeymour ungumuntu omkhulu Kodwa ngikhuluma nomuntu…funda kabanzi


Hey! Ngifuna ukuhlangana nabantu abathanda ukudlala futhi nje bahlale phansi. Okuncane ngawe—ngijwayele ukuthokozisa imidlalo yokulingisa, ama-RPG, imidlalo yezenzo, kanye nezinto zokudlala zodwa. Anginankinga nemidlalo ye-multiplayer, ikakhulukazi uma kudlalwa neqembu elijabulisayo. Imidlalo…funda kabanzi

I-weed yakhe? Ngiyigubha lokho. Isandla sakhe? Ngiyibamba lokho. Umhlane wakhe? Ngikuthola lokho. Umkakhe? Ngiyena lokho. Indima yami? Ngiyidlala lokho. Siyajabula? Bayakuthanda lokho.

1 ikani ye-chickpeas, ehlanjululwe, futhi iphonswe Uhlanga lwe-Bell Pepper U-anyanisi obomvu Uphudingi lwe-Garlic, Uphudingi lwe-Onion, Dill Weed, Upepper Omnyama, Usawoti, iMayo, iDijon Mustard I-avocado Ubhontshisi obhakiwe Ukudla kwami kokudla kwasekuseni. Isaladi ye-chickpea-mabob enama-pair 🍐
Kimi, kuyinto iCatharanthus roseus, eyaziwa nangokuthi iMadagascar periwinkle. Iyi plant enezimbali etholakala kuyo yonke imikhakha ye-tropical ne-subtropical yomhlaba. Empeleni, edolobheni lami le-tropical iTownsville, iyinsangu engafunwa futhi ivame ukutholakala ikhula ezindaweni lapho ingafunwa…funda kabanzi

Uma unengoma yeqembu, ingabe iyini?? Kimi kuyisixazululo phakathi kwe "Never catch me" ka flying lotus kanye ne "Bet I got some weed" ka schoolboy Q lmao
IMuskie. Umklomelo ophakeme emifuleni yasezintabeni. Umphangi ophakathi. Omkhulu futhi omubi onezinyawo, izinyawo ezibukhali: 15-36lbs. “Izinhlanzi ze-10,000 zokuphosa”, njengoba kuthiwa. Ngithumele ukufuna kwami kulobu busuku. Ngemuva kokuphosa okungu-4 ngithole i-lure yami engu-$11 endaweni…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Ngicabange ukuthi ngizokwazi ukujabula, futhi ngikhulume nomuntu omdala ongengowabanye abasebenzi, noma umndeni, kwavela ukuthi ubusuku baphakade abukhona. Ngakho uthumele imiyalezo ngo-9 o'clock, wabuza uma ngifuna ukuhlangana, lokhu kuwukuphindaphinda okwesibili, okokuqala waphuma, ngakho…funda kabanzi
Kuyamangalisa ukuthi umphakathi uvumele ukuphuza umuthi ophilayo kodwa ubiza umuthi wezithako njengobungozi. Umpunga ubangela izigidi zokufa njalo ngonyaka ngokwe-World Health Organization, kodwa abantu babheka ishukela njengokuthi yinkinga yangempela. Yenza kube nencazelo.
Kulonyaka wehlobo ngibe nebhokisi yokutshala engazange ikhule noma yini. Yahlala ingenalutho kwaze kwavela umthakathi. Umthakathi waseCanada. Awubukeki kahle kodwa uqine futhi ukhula phezulu ngokushesha. Ngibe ngicabanga ukusikhipha ngoba umthakathi. Kodwa awulimazi lutho ebhokisini lokutshala…funda kabanzi
Futhi waphendula. Ngiyazi ukuthi bangasiphoxa. Kodwa isu lami ukuvumela ukuba bavele futhi ngiyabaphatha. Ukulawulwa kubalulekile kakhulu ku-Elymus repens kanye ne-Ranunculus repens. Kodwa ngaphandle kwalokhu, iningi lazo liyadliwa futhi ziyasiza ukuheha izinyoni ezahlukene. Inhloso ukuhlela…funda kabanzi
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Ngivame ukuhamba ngithola le plant eduze kwendlu yami. Kuvela ukuthi inezinzuzo. Bengicabanga ukuthi iyinsangu kuphela.

Ngalesi sikhathi ngo-2017, uHarry Styles waba yilungu lesibili le-One Direction (landela uZayn Malik) ukukhipha i-albhamu yakhe yokuhamba yedwa. I-albhamu enegama lakhe yayiyisinyathelo sakhe sokushiya izinto zeqembu labafana ukuze abhale izingoma ezinzima ezifana ne-Sign of the Times ne-Sweet…funda kabanzi
Kuyamangalisa ukuthi isikhukhukazi esincane singakhula sibe nemivini kancane umhlabathi, ilanga, namanzi, nothando. Imvelo isivele isinika amathuluzi okukhula. Noma kunjalo, uma othile efuna ukuqhubeka nokukhuluma ngama plants 🪴 ngithumele umyalezo. Yini enye engingayikhulisa ngokulandelayo?
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Ngalesi sikhathi ngo-2017, uHarry Styles waba ilungu lesibili le-One Direction (landela uZayn Malik) ukukhipha i-albhamu yakhe yodwa. I-albhamu enegama lakhe yayiyisinyathelo sakhe sokushiya izinto zeqembu labafana ukuze abhale izingoma ezinzima ezifana ne-Sign of the Times ne-Sweet Creature.…funda kabanzi
Ngalesi sikhathi ngo-2017, uHarry Styles waba yilungu lesibili le-One Direction (landela uZayn Malik) ukukhipha i-albhamu yakhe eyodwa. I-albhamu enegama lakhe yayiyisinyathelo sakhe sokushiya izinto zeqembu labafana ukuze abhale izingoma ezinzima ezifana ne-Sign of the Times kanye ne-Sweet…funda kabanzi
Yini engalungile ngezikhohlakali kulezi zinsuku.. ngithumele umyalezo kumfazi noma ngingathi owesifazane.. wathi ngiyazonda amahindi.. khona-ke kungani wamukela bese ecela ukuxhumana ngevidiyo.. futhi lapho ngivuma wathi ngifuna ukutshaya umhlaba singaxhumana noma nini engifuna.. ngisho.. Yini…funda kabanzi
Ngalesi sikhathi ngo-2017, uHarry Styles waba yilungu lesibili le-One Direction (landela uZayn Malik) ukukhipha i-albhamu yakhe yokuhamba yedwa. I-albhamu enegama lakhe yayiyisinyathelo sakhe sokushiya izinto zeqembu labafana ukuze abhale izingoma ezinzima ezifana ne-Sign of the Times ne-Sweet…funda kabanzi
Ngakho angiqiniseki ukuthi lokhu kungumbono noma umbuzo? Kodwa ngokuyisisekelo angikaze ngithole okuthile empilweni engingakufundi noma ukukwenza, ngiyindoda enkulu ngempela ngingu-6ft futhi ngokujwayelekile ngiphakathi kuka-270lbs, ngiye ngafika ku-230lbs ngezikhathi ezithile kodwa ukugcina lokho…funda kabanzi








Kukhona ama-luffagourd amaningi avela ku-1 plant futhi ngizokwenza ukuqala ukushiya amanye ukuze kube ne-luffa. Kuzosheshe ngibe ne-3 bottlegourd zokudla futhi zinkulu .... Futhi njengoba ubona, ama-cucumber aseShayina akhula njengomuthi futhi kuzoba nezigidi ze-granidilla masinyane. Njengoba…funda kabanzi







Izezimali akusiyo isayensi ye-rocket inkinga ngezimali emhlabeni namuhla yindleko yokusebenza amazwe anothile angakwazi ukukhokha, kodwa lawo anenkinga awakwazi. Lokho kungitshela ukuthi sidinga umthombo ongcono wamandla, owokuhlala uphila futhi ongabizi, ngakho-ke singakwenza kanjani lokhu? I-holy…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Thatha umzuzu, thatha umoya. Ngiyazonda ukuthi singabantu abaxhumene. Impilo yedwa ilula kakhulu. Iphutha kodwa ilula, futhi ekugcineni lokho kuyalways okukhuluma. Ngakho lelo yiphendulo yami. Futhi ngempela impendulo ihlala ifana. Kodwa kuyadabukisa ukuthi ngiyathanda le mikhuba encane ngaphansi…funda kabanzi
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Ngalesi sikhathi ngonyaka ka-2017, uHarry Styles waba ilungu lesibili le-One Direction (landela uZayn Malik) ukukhipha i-albhamu yakhe yodwa. I-albhamu enegama lakhe yayiyisinyathelo sakhe sokushiya izinto zeqembu labafana ukuze abhale izingoma ezinzima ezifana ne-Sign of the Times ne-Sweet…funda kabanzi

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