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He Halloween 🎃 hei maumaharatia

I pōwhiritia ahau e taku hoa nō taku rōpū pāpori mō te hunga mate tuāwhiorangi, e Pierce, ki tōna whare 🏠 mō tētahi hui iti mō Halloween 👻 🎉 I tūtaki ahau ki tana hoa nō te kura, ki a Jamie—he tino ngākau reka, he kōtiro atawhai hoki ia, he rite ki te Strawberry Shortcake. Ko Gru a Pierce nō…pānui atu

He wahi kei te kākāriki

He whakamātau ki te He wahi kei te kākāriki mai i te Little Shop of Horrors he tino uaua ki te mahi nāna i te painga o te waiata me te whakakākahu i te reo i te wā e pono ana me te pōuri i te wā kotahi. He waiata tino pai, he pōuri hoki E mōhio ana au ko Seymour te tino pai Engari kei te rāhuitia…pānui atu

Kaore e pahemo te whakawhitiwhiti korero e te reo, te tangi, te whakatangitangi, te iwi, te tae, engari na te kore o te ngākau ki te mārama ki te tahi atu.

Ka kiia e au ko etahi tangata kaikawe ka taea te korero i te reo bogan, engari ka mea tonu "tēnā koa", "ngā mihi" me "e te wahine". Ko te hunga pūmau kāinga hou e pā ana. 😑😑 āta!

Kei te raru ahau, kāore e mōhio, ā, kāore e ātaahua. Kāore e kitea e te tangata e hiahia ana ki ahau e tata ana, kāore e pai ki ngā tāngata o Amerika. Kāore e hiahia ki ngā tāngata ke, nāna i te mea kāore e pai ki te reo, e rua kāore e taea te neke, ā, he raru kei te haere i ngā tawhiti nāna i te mea he uaua taku neke.

Kei te pōuri au, ā, kei te rapu i taku haurua. Kei te rapu au i te tangata e pai ana ki te tuku i ngā kōnae reo, ā, ki te hui me te haere ki waho. Kāore e hiahia ki ngā FWB. Kāore e hiahia ki ngā hui. Kei te noho au i tētahi whanaungatanga pātea. Kāore e kite taku hoa i ahau. Kāore e toro. He…pānui atu

😂 HE PŪKENGA KĀKAHU

Nōku i te haere ki Wawa i tēnei ata, ka mea te wahine tino pai i muri i te kauntara, “He reo āu!” Ka titiro au ki a ia ka mea, “He reo āku? He pātea tēnei, nāna i te mea he reo āu, anō hoki!” Ka kata ia ka mea, “Ka kōrero koe i te tere rawa, ā, ka whakamahi i ngā kupu nui!” 😂 Ka kata au, ka utu…pānui atu

He Oro Ataahua - Te Pūrākau mō Neil Diamond

He koha mō mama i tōna rā whānau - He Oro Ataahua, Te Pūrākau mō Neil Diamond i te Whare Tapere o Princess. I riro mai ngā tūru pai me te tirohanga pai. I tino pai te whakaari, nāna i mahi te tangata i te wāhi o Neil, i mau ki tana reo. I whakamahia te atamira i runga i te pai, kāore he tokomaha…pānui atu

He iti te whakamoemiti 🥰

Ka maumahara au i etahi marama ki muri i tukuna e au he tuhinga e pa ana ki te hiahia ki te korero ki tetahi e hiahia ana ki te pai i aku tuhinga engari kaore i tae mai ki te korero, a, he tino hiahia au ki te korero ki a rātou. 👀 Ana, i muri i taua tuhinga, e whakaaro ana au i riro i a rātou te…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Ka maumahara koe i te wa i korero ai tetahi e noho ana ia i Minnesota, a ka tono koe ki a ia ki te mahi i te reo?

I tenei wa kei te tuatahi tatou i te pakanga tuatahi o te iwi, a, i ngana tetahi Minnesotan ki te whawhati i a Luigi Mangione i te whare herehere ma te whakakino hei kaiārahi FBI pērā i... Haere mai tatou lmao aroha mai ki taku kawanatanga

Ko wai e taea te whakaako i a au i te reo Ingarihi o Amerika

Nō te mea kāore au e mōhio he iti noa te āhua o te reo Amerika 🤣

Te ako i te reo hou

Kua ako au i te reo Ingarihi mo nga marama e toru, a, i te pono, he mea whakaihiihi, he mea whakaiti hoki. Kei te tino kitea taku reo, a, i etahi wa ka mohio au he aha te mea e hiahia ana au ki te korero... engari ka whakakore noa taku roro ki te kimi i nga kupu 😂 Heoi, e pai ana au ki te pehea e…pānui atu

Ka mea te tangata e aroha ana ratou ki te reo Pākehā 🤣💩💩💩

E mohio ana au he pakeke au i te oneone 🤣🤣.. E harikoa ana au mo te tuuru reihi 🤣

Te reo Pākehā vs te reo Amerika — he aha i pēnei ai te reo Ingarihi? 😭😂

Kenya me te reo Amerika... Kia haere mai ki te kite 😉😄

PĀKA 🤣

He tino pai te reo 😆

I kī te reo Pākehā: “Tēnā, me waiho e au te reo Ingarihi hei reo rerekē."👀👀

Romance & Masculinity

I te mea e korero ana ahau i te keemu nui i taku Bio kāore anō i oti, i whakaaro ahau me tuku he tauira pono o te mea e pā ana ki te Romance me te Masculinity ki ahau me te tūranga e takaro ana i taku ao. Ko te kaupapa e hiahia ana ahau ki te whakapuaki ko, mōku, ko te romance, hei tangata…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te pākiki mō ō koutou whakaaro mō ngā Ākau

he Chinese au, kua noho au i Kanata mō te tata ki te 2 tau, kāore au i te kite i te tangata e haere mai ana ki te kōrero ki au. Ahakoa ka taea e au te kōrero i te reo Ingarihi me te iti o te āhua, ā, ka taea e au te whai i ngā wairua me ērā atu i te wā e kōrero ana. Nō reira, kei te pātai au, he…pānui atu

Te reo Pākehā vs te reo Amerika 😭

Te reo Pākehā: “Pōtae o wa’er.” Te reo Amerika: “BODDLE OF WAAADER.” Au: He aha te take kāore e pai ki te rīngi T?

Homestuck OCS

Pete Parker (aka Peter Parker). I hangaia e au ia hei karakter pākiki engari i muri mai ka huri ia hei mea. Kei te whakapau kaha ki te spiderman nāna i whai i te ingoa kotahi. He tamaiti Alpha a Pete. He Thief of Void hoki ia. (Kei te mahi i tana tuahine a Jess Parker, ko ia te tamaiti beta me te…pānui atu

Kaore au e taea te toro ki a koe.

Tērā pea koia te take i tuhia ai e au tēnei waiata. E ua ana i tēnei pō, ā, kāore au e mōhio he tangata e pā ana ki a au kāore au i tutaki ki a ia. I ako au i te kura puoro, engari i te wa i neke au ki Ūropi, ka mutu au i te waiata mō ngā tāngata. I muri i ngā wheako mamae, i noho au hei tangata…pānui atu

Whakahouhia te bio me te tumanako

Pātea e rapu ana i te pātea e hāngai ana. Ka taea e au te tākaro tere i te kēmu kāri ki te tangata hei tirotiro mēnā e hāngai ana ngā whakaaro 😁 He pātea French nui (ko te reo ka waiho hei tohu nui), e tumanako ana ki te kimi i te tangata tika hei hanga i taua whanaungatanga (1 tangata ki te…pānui atu

Neke atu i te Reo 🌎

Kāore au i te kōrero Pākehā mō ngā marama ruarua, ā, kāore anō taku reo i te mōhio i te wāhi e noho ana au 😂 Engari, e tino pai ana au ki te ako i te reo, ka taea e te reo te whakaatu i ngā tāngata me ngā ahurea rerekē. Kua kite au he pātea te ahurea Latin Amerika, he pātea ake, he aroha ake i…pānui atu

Ehara i te tangata kōrero reo (whakatika: kāore i te mea)

Hei awhina i te hunga ki te mārama ki taku aroha mō ngā reo, ka tukuna e au te āhua e ako ana au i ngā reo e 13 rerekē. Ahakoa e mōhiotia ana e te tangata hei mea whakamīharo, pēnā i te mōhio, kāore e tata ana ki tāku whakaaro. Ka tino pai au ki te tae ki te pūtake nui o ngā reo, i reira ka taea e…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Mēnā ka taea e au te rāngai i taku kaiwhakahaere pāpori, ka taea e au

I just had the most awesome conversation about life with my social worker she's also PR so naturally I love her accent but I also admire her courage and her strength for overcoming an abusive family and achieving what she has despite all that I finally understood why escalation is necessary in a…pānui atu

I te mea e rua noa iho ngā kupu Ingarihi i mōhio au i taku taenga ki Amerika i te rahi 10: "Tūwhera" me "Hōiho." I te kōrero au i te reo Ingarihi i te tino pai i roto i te tau me te hawhe. I te rima tau i muri mai, i ngaro katoa tāku reo lol Kāore e taea e te tangata te mōhio he Meksiko au kāore e mōhio ki tāku ingoa.

Me pēhea te mahi o te whakawhirinaki?

Ko te take i kaha ahau ki te ako i te pāngarau me te mahi i runga i ahau ko te mea i tupu i taku tamarikitanga. I whakatipuhia au i te whare me te tangata i pāngia e te wharanga roro me te riri i te kore pānui. Kāore e taea te whakahaere i ngā hiahia. Kāore au i hiahia ki te hoki ki te kāinga hei…pānui atu

Te hanga i te Seitan

He rīpene seitan i te āhua beef, kua whakaritea hei tuku i te 6 ngā ratonga. Ko te seitan he kōwhiringa mīti, mō ngā vegans me ngā vegetarian he puna pai o te pūmau. I tango au i ngā tohutohu mai i te AI engari he maha ngā rīpene kei reira ☺️ Aroha mai, kei roto i ngā wāhanga rahi ēnei…pānui atu

Te Reo Ahitereiria

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Akoranga 5K te tirohanga i runga i th!cc t0k

Koa, kaua e kata ki taku reo 🤣✌🏻

Dolly

Kei te pouri au ki te rongo mō te matenga o Dolly. Kāore a Dolly Parton i whakaae ki te tuku i ōna kupu ki ētahi atu; i tuhia e ia "I Will Always Love You" i te wā kotahi, ā, i muri mai ka whakakore i te moni nui i te kaiwhakahaere o Elvis i te mea kāore ia i hiahia ki te haina i tētahi wāhanga o…pānui atu

Te Reo Pātea

Nō reira, e mōhio ana au he pātea pea te mea tino pātea i roto i te US nāna i te mea kāore e pā ki te Amelikā, kāore e pā ki te Kanata, kāore e pā ki te Hapanihi. Ka rongo au i te reo Pākehā nāna i te mate pātea o te reo. Kua pānui au i tēnei mō ngā marama e rua, ā, ko te mea anake e taea e au te…pānui atu

Ka ako au ki a koe ki te kōrero i te reo Ākau!

Kia kōrero tēnei i te reo: “Kei te haere koe ki te ranu iti?”

Kei te mahi au i ahau hei whakapai ake i te hauora. Warewarehia te reo kē😂

I haere a William Afton ki te kite i te kiriata FNAF

I te wa i haere au ki te mātakitaki i te kiriata e pā ana ki ngā pō e 5 i Freddy, i whakatau au ki te whakakākahu hei William Afton, e mōhiotia ana hei te tangata puru. I mahi hoki au i tētahi reo Pākehā iti me te mahi i ngā whakaahua reo o ngā kirimana rerekē mai i te rōpū, ā, i tino pai au ki te…pānui atu

Mēnā ka taea e ngā kararehe te kōrero

Ka whakaaro anō te tangata ki te aha ka rongo koe i tō mōkai mēnā ka taea e ia te kōrero? Pērā i te mea ka whai reo hōhonu rātou, kāore rānei he reo tiketike? Ā, kāore rānei e whai tikanga rātou.