Hapori Jokes

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E hoa mā, kāore au e mōhio ko wai te hunga e hiahia ana ki te rongo i tēnei, engari kāore e taea te ine i te tāne i runga i te rōrahi o te pūhiko o tō motokā 😭🥀

e pa ana taku tuara: ( maybe kei te tupu aku parirau na te mea he anahera ahau

Tāwhai mai?

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I mea mai taku rangatira ki ahau ki te whai ra pai, nō reira i hoki au ki te kāinga 😂

Pātea Ka aha mēnā ka riro i ahau tētahi o aku hua/nuts ki te microwave??? Kei te mōhio te tangata? Te wā e whiwhi ai i te whakautu 🤣🤣

Kāore he kōrero :)

Ka ako koe i te mea hou i ia ra

Tēnā, ki te mea he hītori koe, ka ako koe i te mea tawhito

He take he aha i te mea ko nga whakaahua o nga ngeru anake e kitea ana i konei? 🤣

Homai he mea ka taea e au te korero!

Ko te wahine o Pepito he pākiki tino noa i ngā kōrero Pīlipina

E kī ana ia ko tāna hōtaka tino pai ko Frozen, engari i te wā i pātai au ki a ia ko wai a Elsa, i kī mai ia he wahine a Pepito.🙄🤐

Kāore he wāhi i roto i tō ngākau

Kāore he wāhi i roto i tō ngākau? Pai, me pēhea e pā ana ki tō roro?

fune

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Tāne pātea kino

He rūma kei te kore he tatau? He rīwai 😂😂😂

Ko te Toy Story 4 he whakama, engari ko te Toy Story 5 he pai ake te ahua, engari he tawhiti rawa (pun 😅😂) i te kounga o te toru!

E hiahia ana ngā ninjas ki ā mātou hū!

Kia kōrero tātou, kei te whakaekea tātou e ngā ninjas, ā, kei te mau katoa rātou i ngā hoari - me kī, he Shinobi me ngā ninjatō hei whakamārama. I haere mai rātou mai i tētahi rārangi wā kē i reira ko te anamata he Hapanihi feudal. E hiahia ana rātou ki ā mātou hū, ā, e hiahia ana rātou ki te patu…pānui atu

Kia whakaiti ki a au e nga tangata

Nō te mea ko au te tangata whai rawa rawa e ora ana

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I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

Ko te meme tawhito rawa e whai ana i a koe e kata ana, engari e whakamahara ana i to pakeke?

🤭 Ko te rewera wahine noa iho tēnei

Kei te rite mo te pākiki? 😁

I tetahi wa i whai mahi ahau ki te whakakāhaki i nga pēke, He pēke hāngai...

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Tōku momo tino: He tangata e noho pātea ana ki te whakaae ki taku whakakatakata 😎 He tangata e kite ana i ahau hei mea ātaahua ahakoa e mahi ana au i ngā mea rerekē 😏 Ā, he tangata kei a ia te whakaaro hauora, kāore hoki he raru hinengaro 👍 Ōku kaha: He kaha tōku hinengaro. Ā, tērā pea ka pā…pānui atu

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I tetahi ra i haere au ki te hoko i te rakau Kirihimete I mea te tangata i te toa "ka whakatūria e koe i a ia?" I mea au "kei te whakaaro au ki te ruma noho"

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I te mea he uaua te ora i enei ra, engari e whakaaro ana au he uaua ake to kanohi! HAHAHA

He pākiki 🙂

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Tāne Pākiki Marama Makawe

Marama Makawe

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Ngā wā e pāpāho ana o “kaore tēnei wā e pānui”

I mohio koe he koti takurua a Spiderman i hangaia katoa i te paraoa pātea o te Moana Mediterania?

..... He pita parka 😅

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I tetahi take, e 25 ngā reta o te rārangi tuhinga e mōhio ana au Kāore au e mōhio ki te y

🎃Kei te pai etahi atu Hallohumor🎃

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"I te whakaaro ahau ki te whakakākahu i te pākete here mō te Halloween. Engari, e mataku ana ahau ka raru pea te tango."

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Tāne Wairua

Nō reira, i whakaaro au he wāhi kē tōku tāne wairua, engari i te mea pono, ko te whaea o ia he tangata pātea.

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whakarongo mai ki ā koutou kōrero pai mō te pāpā!!!

Tee Heehee-nage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Ko te AI te rewera 👿