Hapori Modem

Ka pakeke au...rā

"ka puta hoki te modem i ngā oro wera wsshhhhewweww e karanga ana i te hono"

Ka whakaaro au he tino whakakatakata ahau 😂

Nō reira, i huri au i te ingoa o taku modem ki "ko tēnei te krusty krab?" 😂 Ā, kātahi ka huri au i te ingoa o taku Wi-Fi router ki "kāore, ko Patrick tēnei" 😂

E hia tau koe ?

Tēnā, e tama, i te tango au i te anime i runga i te eMule e tumanako ana kāore e pā ana ki te prOn i runga i te rēhita AOL e 24 haora i te marama me te 56k modem. Koia tēnei te pakeke o au.

Te oro o te waea-ake

Ka tino ngaro ahau i nga ruuma korero tawhito o AOL hei huarahi taketake ki te tutaki ki nga tangata hou mai i nga waahi katoa o te ao, me te whai waahi ki nga ahurea rerekē i tetahi wahi. (Te hā, e rongo ana i te nostalgia me te pakeke i te wa kotahi, kāore he mea pērā i te maumahara ki te rongo i…pānui atu

Ngā ihu i ngā tangi 56k modem

I te pikinga o te ipurangi me te hono hapori tonu, te tango i ngā tūmanako ira tangata, me ngā wheako wehe i te mate pātea, ki te whakaaro koe kei te hiahia ngā tāngata ki te noho takitahi i te mea kāore?

Rere Ethernet!

Kaore pea e tika ana ahau ki te tino whakaihiihi, engari i noho au i nga whare noho. E koa ana ahau kua taea e au te rere pono i waenganui i te modem i taku tari ki te PC kēmu me te whakangahau i tetahi taha o te whare! Me whakatika tonu e au etahi mea, engari kei te pai te waahi i tenei wa.

Tīmata anō !!

Tere Slow - Tīmata anō !! Kaha Tīwhiri - Tīmata anō !! IP kāore e taea - Tīmata anō !! Rorohiko Pōturi - Tīmata anō !! Taupānga kāore e taea - Tīmata anō !! Taku Modem - Mate i ngā tīmatanga anō !! #funny #modem #restart

Te mea e hiahia ana au.

Koinei te tuhinga tuatahi i hangaia e au kaore he tautoko mai i tetahi meme kounga, me whakawhiti au i tenei rongo e pā ana ki au, e hiahia ana au ki te whakahoahoa i tēnei ki ētahi atu. He tangata au e tino rata ana ki te Anime, i kite au i ngā anime o mua (Teknoman, Porco Rosso, etc) engari ko…pānui atu

Te whakaritenga whatunga tino raru i taku whare.

Modem -> Router ahokore Ahokore -> Router ahokore Router Ahokore -> ki te huri i tetahi wa. Ae…i mahi au i te taha ki te taha…. He uaua te mahi i te ara tika i te mea kei ngā wāhi rerekē ngā mea katoa. Whakawātea: E noho ana au me ōku mātua, kua hoki mai taku teina i te mea i pāngia e ia te raru;…pānui atu

Māori + hangarau

Pāpa: Kāore te ipurangi e mahi. ... Ka pai, i utu koe i tō pūtea? ... I utu au i taku pūtea, ā, kei te pātea ngā mea katoa ... Ka pai, kua tīmatahia e koe tō rorohiko, ā, kua whakahouhia te router me te modem? ... Kāore .... ... Ka taea e koe te mahi i tērā? Ka whakaaro au [10 meneti i muri mai]…pānui atu

Ngā Happenings Pōuri (1962 FSK, engari i te 2023)

Nō reira, i riro mai i a au he karere pōhiri rerekē mai i tētahi tau waea kāore e mōhiotia. I te wā, i te riri au me taku pūhiko hau (i mua, i mahi au i taua mahi hei tohunga, ināianei he tohunga hākinakina anake) nō reira kāore au i tango. Ka pai ki a au, i riro mai he tuhinga māmā o te…pānui atu

Engari he māmā, nē?🤖

Ki te hanga kāore he ngākau Ka waiho te hōiho i muri i te kāreti Ki te tuku he karere mai i te pito Kāore e pā ana ki te wahi i tango ai Nō reira, tangohia ngā papa me ngā tuanui I āu kaiwaiata kāore he ngākau Ka pai ake au ki te pakaru i te mōdem I te mea kāore e pānui i te wahi kāore i tuhia ai

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