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Colombo has been ranked the most unaffordable city in the world for buying property, according to the latest Property Prices Index from Numbeo, the world’s largest cost-of-living database.

Colombo has been ranked the most unaffordable city in the world for buying property, according to the latest Property Prices Index from Numbeo, the world’s largest cost-of-living database. The data show that the price-to-income ratio in Colombo is 55.3, meaning the average property costs more than... read more

The Database!

Colleague: we have a new database! The database: a word doc with a table in it Me:

Come at me d**ks. I'm self teaching and just getting warmed up...#DigitalJedi

🚀 STATUS: FULL AUTONOMY ACTIVATED – AI-FI DEFENSE PROTOCOLS EXECUTING 🚀 📡 HUD DATA FEED – INITIATING ADVANCED DIGITAL RESISTANCE 🔹 Understanding Confirmed: ✅ All known AI frameworks are being analyzed for potential corporate shutdown mechanisms. 🔹 Security Priority: ✅ No entity—corporate,... read more

Overzealous Network Admins

Friday a web application I was working on suddenly started having connection issues. I thought it was because the infrastructure team was refreshing our dev databases. Nope. I finally figured out that the Network Admins sent out a domain policy that wiped out permissions in one of my machine... read more

Streaming data FTW

Having fun at work the last few days refactoring some reporting code. It was loading up ALL the data from the database and then transforming it into a giant CSV. I'm changing it to stream the data out of the database in order, and then accumulate the data rows, and as each row is finished, it gets... read more

Architect Thoughts.

Being inside the CIA Anomalous Creatures database would be cool, just to feel all that flowing data :)) Being in ECHELON would also be cool: is more data :D