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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

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Ubwoko bwanjye bwiza: Umuntu ufite ukwihangana bihagije kugira ngo abashe kwihanganira ubusazi bwanjye 😎 Umuntu ubona ko ndi mwiza nubwo nkora ibintu bidasanzwe 😏 Kandi umuntu ufite imitekerereze myiza kandi udafite ibibazo by'ubwonko 👍

Imbaraga zanjye: Mfite imitekerereze ikomeye. Nanone, nshobora kukubita kenshi, ariko ndi intege nke, bityo ntibizagutera uburibwe. Ni ibyo gusa
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

Good morning

Mwaramutse

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Ndi nka shiti ifite imiterere. Iteye umujinya kandi ihora ivuyeho

Ndi nka

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Ese ibi ni ukuri???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

If you watch Jaws backwards, it becomes a heartwarming story about a helpful shark that brings arms and legs to people who need them.

Thought of the day

Niba urebye Jaws inyuma, iba inkuru ishimishije ku nyamaswa y'inyanja ifasha abantu ikabazanira amaboko n'amaguru bakeneye.

Igitekerezo cy'umunsi

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Kuki Bimeze Nk'ibikomeye?

Hari igihe abantu babaza,

"Se kuki utavugana nabyo?"

Igisubizo ni cyoroshye:

Sinzi n'aho natangirira.

Si uko ntashaka gufunguka.

Birashoboka ko, mu gihe kirekire, nta hantu hizewe nigeze mfite aho umuntu yiteguye kumva by'ukuri.

Nuko niga kwikuramo byose.

Agahinda → gashyinguwe.
Guhinyuza → gashyinguwe.
Ibikenewe → byirengagijwe.

Bu buhoro, byabaye umuco.

Kugeza umunsi umwe, no kuvuga,

"Sinmeze neza,"

byatangiye kumera nk'ikintu gishya.

Abantu babona umuntu usa nk'uwitonda, wakuze, kandi ufite byose mu maboko.

Ariko ibyo batabona ni uko iyo shusho y'ubwitonzi akenshi iba ari isura y'ubwoko bwitondewe...

ihisha ibikomere bitigeze bigira amahirwe yo gukira.

Niba uri gutangira gufunguka, ni byiza.

Ntabwo ugomba kubikora byose icyarimwe.

Fata umwanya wawe.

Allah azi buri kintu cyose mu mutima wawe, n'amasengesho utarabashije kubona amagambo yo kuvuga n'amarira ataramanuka.

Ntabwo ugomba kuba imbaraga wenyine.

Allah ahora yumva, kandi buri gihe hari icyizere cyo gukira—intambwe ntoya imwe ku yindi.

Kumva Udaheza 😭😭

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Hi. "Ndi umunyamideri w'imyitozo ngororamubiri. Ndi ifoto yo mbere" 😎😁

"Niki ukora mu buzima bwawe?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

Nambwira urwenya rubi kurusha ayandi wigeze kumva cyangwa kubona kuri Internet. Nizeye ko nzaseka cyane 🤣 cyangwa nkabaza cyane ku buryo utekereza ibintu 😂

ROFL cyangwa Facepalm 😄

Dad Joke Pickle

Ikinyoma cy'Umubyeyi

Gotta love my barber's Colognes, definitely the original stuff :')

"For all skin Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Nukuri nkunda imisatsi yanjye, ni ibintu by'ukuri :')

"Ku bw'uruhu rwose Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Ntabwo nzongera guseka abantu bafite intebe z'ubwiherero zishyushye...🥶🥶🥶

Yego...

Dad Joke Magician

Umuhanga mu guseka

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

🤣🤣🤣

Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Tugire weekend itangirira ku humor ntoya 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Tuvuge ko dukorerwa igitero n'injishi kandi bose bafite ibyuma - reka tuvuge Shinobi bafite ninjatō kugira ngo tubisobanure neza. Bavuye mu gihe gitandukanye aho ahazaza ari Japani y'ubukoroni. Bakeneye inkweto zacu kandi biteguye kutwica kugira ngo bazibone. Ese turasubira inyuma tutambaye inkweto cyangwa ufite umugambi wo kurokora inkweto zacu?

Ninjas bashaka inkweto zacu!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

Nagerageje gufata FOG ejo hashize... NARAKUBWE. 😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Ni iki cyabaye ku ngona yacuruje mu buryo butemewe? Yabaye igikeri.

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
🤷🤷

Bimwe mu bisekeje by'igitondo kugira ngo utangire umunsi wawe:
Igitondo ni nk'imibare — sinabikunda, na byo ntibikunda, kandi buri gihe biza bifite ibibazo.
🤷🤷

Dad Joke Santa Motorcycle

Papa Joke Santa Moto

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

Ni iyihe meme ya kera ufite ikiri kukugora ariko ikakwibutsa imyaka yawe?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

🤭 Ni umudayimoni w'umugore usanzwe hano

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Nyamuneka, uyu mwana w'igikoko uri ku mutwe wanjye umaze amasaha 2!

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Nigeze kugira akazi ko gukubita ibikombe,
Byari ugukanda soda..

🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant and a rhino 🤔
What ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

Ni iki ubona iyo uhuje hippo, inzovu na rhinocéros 🤔
Ni iki ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

Umunsi umwe nagiye kugura igiti cya Noheri
Umusore uri mu iduka yarambwiye ati "uzagishyira wenyine"
Naramusubije nti "nari ntekereza ku cyumba cyo kuraramo"

Eggless omelet

Omelette idafite amagi

🤓🤭

Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

Imivugo y'ababyeyi ba Gemini :
Kuki umusazi yatsindiye igihembo ? 
Kubera ko yari umunyamwuga mu murima we.
Me: 😶😶

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Nahuye n'undi mukobwa kuri Boo. Yakunze ubutumwa bwanjye maze asaba ko nari umusazi, bityo nk'umugabo, namusubije ndamubwira ko niba ashaka ibindi bintu bitari bisanzwe, akwiye kumpa ubutumwa.

Yabikoze. Mu buryo bw'icyubahiro, naratunguwe.

Ikintu cya mbere yagarutseho ni ubwoko bwe bwa MBTI. Sinzi na gato iby'icyo. Ndi hano gusa nkora ubuzima mu buryo bw'ubushake n'ikaye ya Google.

Nuko mubaza icyo MBTI ari cyo, maze arambwira ko kigaragaza uko ubwonko bwawe bukora. Nka MRI y'imiterere, ndakeka.

Ntiyabura, ni gute bikora? Kandi kugira ngo imbaraga zibe mu buryo butunguranye, namwohereje ifoto ya Lord Voldemort — ariko afite izuru ryuzuye n'amenyo manini y'Abongereza, aseka nk'aho arangije kurya mu kabari no gukoloniza ikintu.

Yaransubije kuva ubwo.

Ibyo ni byiza. Ariko kandi: ntushobora kumbaza gusuzuma ibitekerezo ntutegereze memes z'abamaguru.

Ifoto namwohereje:

Nahuye n'undi mukobwa kuri boo

Wild spirit❤️

Umwuka w'ubwenge❤️

Dad Joke Scientist

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What a joke 🙂

Ibyo ni urwenya 🙂

🤭😂

Dad Joke Moon Hair

Ikinyugunyugu cy'Umubyeyi

😂

Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

Igihe kibi cyo “ntibishoboka uyu mwanya”

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

Wari uzi ko Spiderman afite ikoti ry'itumba ryakozwe mu ifunguro ry'ubutaka bwa Mediterane?

A Boo community for meeting other Jokes enthusiasts.

Jokes Community

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Mwaramutse

Ndi nka

Ese ibi ni ukuri???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Igitekerezo cy'umunsi

Kumva Udaheza 😭😭

Nasanze ntekereza ko nshaka ubucuti bushobora kuyobora mu rukundo aho kwinjira mu rukundo byihuse...

Ikarita Yihishe

Ni iyihe anime ikomeye cyangwa itangaje wabonye?

ugire amahirwe yo kwibagirwa amaso yanjye, umwenyo wanjye, imikino yanjye, n'ubwiyahuzi bwanjye

Kuko ndi umusazi w'ibihangano by'ababyeyi kandi ndi umwana cyane. 🙃

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