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Shamwari yangu yeboka rangu revanhu vane autism, Pierce, akandikoka kumba kwake 🏠 kumabiko madiki ekuungana eHalloween 👻 🎉 Ndakasangana neshamwari yake yekuchikoro, Jamie—musikana akanaka uye ane mutsa zvakadini! Aive akapfeka saStrawberry Shortcake, Pierce akapfeka saGru weDespicable Me 😝…verenga zvimwe

Kune imwe nzvimbo iri green

Kuedza kuimba Somewhere That's Green kubva kuLittle Shop of Horrors izvo zvakaoma kuita nekuti kune chiyero chekukuimba uye kuisa accent uku uchinge uri wechokwadi uye uchishungurudzika panguva imwe chete. Iyi ingoro inonakidza uye inoshungurudza Ndinoziva kuti Seymour ndiye mukuru Asi ndiri…verenga zvimwe

Kutaurirana hakuvhiringidzwi nemutauro, inzwi, chirevo, rudzi, kana ruvara, asi nekushaiwa kwekuyedza kunzwisisa mumwe nemumwe.

Ndinoshushikana kuti vamwe varume vemabasa epasi vanogona kuva neakanyanya bogan accent, asi vachiri kutaura ndapota, ndatenda uye ma’am. Asi mari itsva inozvikudza yepakati. 😑😑 yikes

Kuzviona kusiri kwekugara, kusanzwisiswa uye kusiri kwechokwadi. Hapana anoratidza kufarira ini ari pedyo kana mune imwe yenyika dzeUS. Havadi vekunze, nekuti chekutanga handidi mutauro wavo, chechipiri handikwanisi kutamira uye ndine matambudziko ekufamba kure nekuda kwekushaya simba.

Ndiri oga uye ndiri kutsvaga hafu yangu. Ndiri kutsvaga mumwe munhu anogamuchira kutumira mavhidhiyo ezwi uye chaizvo kusangana uye kubuda. Hapana FWB. Hapana hookups. Parizvino ndiri muukama hunokuvadza. Mudiwa wangu haandione. Haashanyiri. Ane maonero asina kunaka uye anorwisa. Ane chombo. Haana…verenga zvimwe

😂 KUSANGANISANA KUDIKI

Saka ndakapinda muWawa mangwanani ano, uye mukadzi akanaka ari kumashure kwekounter anoti, “Une mutauro!” Ndakatambira iye ndichiti, “Ndine mutauro? Izvi zvinosekesa, nekuti iwewo une!” Anoseka uye anoti, “Unongotaura nekukurumidza kwazvo uye unoshandisa mazwi makuru!” 😂 Ndakaseka,…verenga zvimwe

Ruzha Rwakanaka - Nyaya yaNeil Diamond

Chipo kumai pakuzvarwa kwake - Ruzha Rwakanaka, Nyaya yaNeil Diamond paPrincess Theatre. Ndakawana nzvimbo dzakanaka uye maonero akanaka. Zvakaitwa zvakanaka, vatambi vakaita Neil vakakwanisa kutaura nemutauro wake zvakanaka. Vakashandisa chikuva zvakanaka, pasina vanhu vakawandisa pachikuva…verenga zvimwe

Post diki yekutenda 🥰

Ndinocherechedza mwedzi mishoma yapfuura ndakatumira nezvekuda kutaura nemunhu aingoda kungoona zvandakatumira asi asina kusvika pakutaura uye kuti ndakanga ndichida chaizvo kutaura navo. 👀 Zvakanaka mushure mepost iyoyo ndinofunga vakawana meseji uye takatanga kutaura.😆 Ndinonyatsofarira…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Rangarirai panguva iyo munhu aiti ari kubva kuMinnesota uye iwe waingobvunza kuti aite mutauro wacho?

Iye zvino tiri pamberi pehondo yevanhu uye mumwe munhu wekuMinnesota akaedza kuburitsa Luigi Mangione kubva mujeri nekuzvishandura semumiriri weFBI sekuti... Endai isu lmao ndinoda nyika yangu

Ndiani angandidzidzise Chirungu cheAmerica

Nekuti ndinoziva chete zvishoma nezvekuAmerica accent 🤣

Kudzidza mutauro mutsva

Ndave kudzidza Chirungu kwemwedzi mishoma, uye chokwadi, zvave zvichifadza uye zvichindikumbira. Chirevo changu chichiri pachena, uye dzimwe nguva ndinoziva chaizvo chandinoda kutaura... asi pfungwa dzangu dzinongoramba dzichiramba kuwana mazwi 😂 Zvisinei, ndinoda kuti kudzidza mutauro kunovhura…verenga zvimwe

Kana vanhu vachiti vanoda matauriro echiBritish 🤣💩💩💩

Ndinoziva nechokwadi kuti ndakwegura sekupfura 🤣🤣.. Ndiri kufara nezvechigaro chekuwedzera 🤣

Chirungu cheBritain neAmerica — sei Chirungu chichikatyamadza zvakadaro? 😭😂

Mumwe weKenya ane chirevo chekuAmerica... Uyai muone 😉😄

BAKE 🤣

Nekudaro, mutauro wakanaka 😆

Chirungu cheBritain chakatotaura: “Nditenderei kuti Chirungu chionekwe sechimwe mutauro zvachose."👀👀

Rudo & Uchirume

Sezvandiri kutaura nezve nyaya huru muBio yangu isati yapera, ndakafunga kuti ndingapa muenzaniso wechokwadi wezvinoreva Rudo uye Uchirume kwandiri uye basa ravo muupenyu hwangu. Chinangwa chandinotarisira kuti ndichisvitsa ndechekuti, kwandiri, rudo, kuva murudo, inzira yehupenyu, yakabatana…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Kufarira nezve maonero enyu eAsian

ndiri muChinese, ndagara muCanada kwemakore anenge 2, handina kuona vanhu vachiuya vachitaura neni. Kunyange ndichikwanisa kutaura Chirungu zvakanaka pasina mutauro wakawandisa, uye ndinokwanisa kutevera mafungiro nezvimwe panguva yekukurukurirana. Saka, ndanga ndichifunga, pane here maonero…verenga zvimwe

Britain neAmerica mutauro 😭

Britain: “Bhodhoro rewa’er.” America: “BODDLE OF WAAADER.” Ini: Sei pasina munhu anoda tsamba T?

Homestuck OCS

Pete Parker (aka Peter Parker). Ndakamugadzira semunhu wekutamba asi ndokuzomuchinja kuita chimwe chinhu. Anoda spiderman nekuti ane zita rimwe chete. Pete mwana weAlpha. Iye zvakare Mupambi weVoid. (Ndiri kushanda pakuk sister yake Jess Parker uyo ari mwana webeta uye Mukadzi weHeart) Marc…verenga zvimwe

Handikwanisi kukusvika.

Pamwe ndizvo zvakandikurudzira kuti ndinyore rwiyo urwu. Kunaya kwemvura usiku huno, uye nenzira imwechete ndinotambudzika nemunhu wandisati ndamboona. Ndakadzidza kuchikoro chemitambo, asi pandakatamira kuEurope, ndakatamira kumira kuimba kune vanhu. Mushure mechiitiko chakaoma, ndakatanga kuve…verenga zvimwe

Gadzirisa bio nehope

Kupenga kunotsvaga kupenga kwakakodzera. Ndingaita mutambo wechikadhi pakupikisa vanhu kuti ndione kana pfungwa dzakafanana 😁 Mbear huru yeFrance (kutaura kuchave kwekupa kukuru), ndichitarisira kuwana munhu akakodzera kuti tigadzire ukama (munhu mumwe chete kuti abatanidze neni akakwana😜😘)…verenga zvimwe

Kupfuura Mutauro 🌎

Ndakatanga kutaura Chirungu kwemwedzi mishoma, uye chirevo changu chichiri kuratidza kwandiri kubva nekukurumidza 😂 Asi chokwadi, ndinoda kuti kudzidza mutauro kunogona kukuzivisa kune vanhu vakasiyana-siyana nemagariro. Ndakaona kuti tsika yeLatin America inogona kunzwa kupisa uye ine rudo…verenga zvimwe

Hazvina kunyatsoita polyglot (gadzirisa: hazvina)

Kuti ndibatsire vanhu kunzwisisa rudo rwangu kumitauro, ndichagovera maitiro andiri kudzidza mitauro inopfuura 13. Kunyange zvazvo vanhu vachiongorora izvi sekuve kwakakosha, sekufamba, asi hazvina kuswedera padhuze mukufungidzira kwangu. Ndinoda kusvika pakutanga kwakakosha nemitauro, uko…( yavandudzwa)verenga zvimwe

Kana ndingadai ndichidate mushandi wangu wezvemagariro ndingadai

Ndakanga ndine hurukuro inonakidza nezveupenyu nemushandi wangu wezvemagariro, iye zvakare PR saka zvakasikwa ndinodisisa mutauro wake asiwo ndinokoshesa ushingi hwake nesimba rake rekukunda mhuri ine mhirizhonga uye kuwana izvo zvaakawana pasinei nezvose, pakupedzisira ndakanzwisisa kuti kuwedzera…verenga zvimwe

Ndakanga ndichiziva mazwi maviri eChirungu pandakasvika kuUS ndine makore gumi: "Door" uye "Horse." Ndakatanga kutaura Chirungu zvakanaka mukati memwedzi 18. Pamusoro pemakore matatu akatevera ndakatadza kutaura nechinangwa changu chose lol Hapana anogona kutaurira kuti ndiri muMexican pasina kuziva zita rangu.

Trust inoshanda sei?

Chikonzero chandakazvipira kudzidza psychology uye kushanda pamunhu wangu ndechekuti ndakakurira muupenyu hwevana. Ndakakurira mumba nemurume aive ne trauma yehuropi uye aive nemaitiro ekupindura nekukurumidza pasina chiziviso. Hapana kutonga kwekufungisisa. Handina kuda kudzokera kumba semwana.…verenga zvimwe

Kugadzira Seitan

Beef-style seitan recipe yakagadzirirwa kuti ibudise 6 servings. Seitan is a meat alternative, kune vegans nevegetarians chiri chigadzirwa chakanaka cheprotein. Ndakawana mirayiridzo kubva kuAI asi kune marecipe akawanda aripo ☺️ Ndine urombo izvi zviri mu volume units 🙃 Ingredients List (6…verenga zvimwe

Chirevo cheAustralia

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Inenge 5K maonero pa th!cc t0k

Ndapota musandinyenyeze nezve chirevo changu 🤣✌🏻

Dolly

Ndiri kutambudzika chaizvo kunzwa nezvekufa kwaDolly. Dolly Parton haana kubvumira chero munhu kuti amubvise mazwi ake; akanyora "I Will Always Love You" mumwe chete uye akazotora mari huru kubva kumaneja waElvis pane kungosaina chikamu chepublishing. Iyi kuramba ndiyo imwecheteyo yakamubvumira…verenga zvimwe

Kusvotwa kweChirevo

Saka ndinoziva kuti ndine chirevo chinonyanya kusvotwa muUS nekuti hachisi cheAmerica, hachisi cheCanada, hachisi kunyange cheHispanic. Ndinoita seBritain nekuda kweforeign accent syndrome. Ndave ndichigadzirisa izvi kwemwedzi miviri uye chandinogona kutaura ndechekuti. Ndinofunga kuti ichi chiri…verenga zvimwe

Ndichakudzidzisa kuita accent yeAustralia!

Taura izvi pachena sezvazvakanyorwa: “Wakatanga here kuenda kumasipisi zvishoma?”

Kushanda pamunhu wangu kuti ndigadzirise utano. Siya chirevo chacho😂

William Afton akaenda kuona firimu reFNAF

Pandakaenda kuona firimu re5 nights at Freddy's, ndakafunga kupfeka seWilliam Afton, anozivikanwa zvakare semunhu purples. Ndakaitawo shoma yeBritish accent uye ndakaita mimwe miviri yevanhu vakasiyana kubva mufirimu uye ndakanga ndichinakidzwa zvikuru nevese varipo.

Kana mhuka dzingataura

Pane mumwe munhu anofunga here kuti pet yako ingangodai inonzwika sei kana dzaigona kutaura? Sokuti dzingave neizwi rakadzika kana kuti rakakwirira? Kana kuti dzingave neakcent.