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😂😂😂

Is there a reason every post on here is only pics of cats? 🤣

Meniň gürrüň edip biljek bir zady ber!

Bu ýerde her ýazgy diňe pişikleriň suratlary üçin sebäbi barmy? 🤣

aýdyň, iň gowy ata şakalaryňyzy eşitmek isleýärin, ýigitler!!!

🪵

Being a switch is great because half the time I’m planning world domination and the other half I’m like, 'Can someone please just tell me what to do for dinner?'" 👑🍕
( oh lol 😂 by the way Im not a true switch just a loyal submissive )

All jokes aside 😂 😜

Swiç bolmak ajaýyp, sebäbi wagtyň ýarysynda dünýäni eýelemek üçin meýilnama düzýärin, beýleki ýarysynda bolsa, 'Kimdir biri maňa agşamlyk üçin näme etmeli diýse bolmazmy?' diýýärin. 👑🍕
( oh lol 😂 bu ýerde men hakykatdanam swiç däl, diňe wepaly boýun egiji )

Hemme şakalar bir tarafa 😂 😜

What you got?

Sen näme bar?

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Bu dogrymy???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Salam. "Men bir fitness modeli. Men öňki surat" 😎😁

"Sen näme bilen meşgullanýarsyň?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

Meni hiç hili eşitmedik ýa-da Internetde tapylan iň erbet şutlaryňyzy aýdyp beriň. Men ROFLMAO 🤣 ýa-da hakyky gülüş duýgyňyza şübhelenjek 😅

ROFL ýa-da ýüzüňe urmak 😄

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Men bir ýatak örtügi ýaly. Gynandyryjy we hemişe çykyp gidýär

Men şeýle

Knock knock!

Who is there?

Europe!

Europe who?

I am not a poo.  I am not a poo.

---

God bless.

Knock knock joke

Gap-gap!

Kim bar?

Ýewropa!

Ýewropa kim?

Men kak däl. Men kak däl.

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Hudaý berer.

Gap-gap şaka

Good morning

Gowy irtagyňyz bilen

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Men hiç wagt ýyly toalet oturgyçly adamlara gülmejek...🥶🥶🥶

Life update

Aýratyn maglumat

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Neden şeýle kyn bolýar?

Bazen adamlar sorýarlar,

"Şonuň bilen näme üçin gürrüň bermek etmeýärsiň?"

Jogap hakykatdanam ýönekeý:

Men haýsy ýerden başlamaly oldugymy bilmeýärin.

Men açylmak islemeýän däl.

Belki, uzaga çeken wagty, meniň hakykatdanam biriniň hakykatdanam diňlemek islegini bildirýän howpsuz ýerim ýokdy.

Şonuň üçin men ähli zady öz başym bilen götermegi öwrenip galdym.

Gürrüň → gömülendir.
Gürrüňi gaçyrmak → şişirilen.
Ehtiyaçlar → ýanyna goýuldy.

Az-azdan, bu bir endige öwrüldi.

Bir gün, hatda aýdanyňda,

"Men gowy däl,"

özüni tanamaýan ýaly bolup başlady.

Adamlar biriniň rahat, ýetginjek we ähli zady dolandyrýan ýaly görýär.

Emma olaryň görmeýän zady, bu rahat ýüzüň köplenç diňe bir üns bilen saklanýan maska...

hemişe hakykatdanam şypalanmak üçin mümkinçilik berilmedik ýaralary örtýär.

Eger siz diňe açylmaga başlaýan bolsaňyz, bu gowy.

Siz ähli zady birden etmelisiňiz.

Wagtyňyzy alyň.

Allah ýüregiňizdeki her bir duýgyy bilýär, hatda sözleri tapyp bilemedik duýgularyňyz we düşen gözýaşlaryňyz.

Siz diňe özüňiz güýçli bolmaly däl.

Allah hemişe diňleýär, we şypalanmak üçin hemişe umyt bar—bir kiçijik ädim bilen.

Aşakda Tired 😭😭

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Diyeli, biz ninjalaryň hüjümine ugradyk we olaryň hemmesi ýaragly - aýdyňlyk üçin Shinobi ninjatō bilen. Olaryň gelýän wagty başga bir zamanada, geljekde feodal Ýaponiýa. Olaryň biziň aýakgaplarymyza zerurlygy bar we olary almak üçin bizi öldürmäge taýynlar. Biz aýaksyz gaýdyp barýarmyk ýa-da aýakgaplarymyzy halas etmegiň bir planyňyz barmy?

Ninjalaryň Bizim Aýakgaplarymyzy Isleyändir!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

Men dün FOG-y tutmaga synanyşdym... Men MIST. 😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Gözden gaçan kurbağanyň başyna näme geldi? Ol "toad" boldy.

Before he passed away, Hue Heffner once successfully stopped an order of monks from operating a business on his property.

Apparently the monks had set up a shop on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion where they were selling flowers.

When asked about it, one frair said, “Well if it were anyone else, we probably would have gotten away with it.  But it turns out only Hue can prevent florist friars.”

Flower selling monks

Ölmezden ozal, Hue Heffner bir gezek monklaryň öz eýeçiliginde iş alyp barmagyny üstünlikli bes eden. 

Görünüşine görä, monklar Playboy Köşgüniň meýdanynda gül satýan dükan açypdyrlar. 

Soralanlarynda, bir monjanyň aýdany: “Eger bu başga birisi bolsa, belki-de biz bu işden gaçyp bilerdik. Emma diňe Hue gül satýan monklaryň öňüni alyp biler.”

Gül satýan monklaryň

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

Siziň halaýan we ýaşyňyzy ýatladýan iň gadymy memeňiz näme?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

🤭 Ýöne bir adaty aýal demon bu ýerde

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Haýsy, bu ördekçik 2 sagatlap başymda!

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Men bir wagtlary bankalar gaçyrýan işde boldum,
Bu gazly içgi basmakdy..

My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

👊

Meniň ideal görnüşim: Meniň gülkünçligim bilen başa çykmaga sabyrly biri 😎 Men garry iş etsem-de, meni cute diýip tapýan biri 😏 We sagdyn pikirlenişe eýe we hiç hili psihologik meseleleri bolmadyk biri 👍

Meniň güýçlerim: Meniň güýçli mentalitem bar. Şeýle hem, men seni köplenç urup bilerin, ýöne men güýçsüz, şonuň üçin bu agyrmaz. Şu.
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

Başga gün men Täze ýyl agajy satyn almaga gitdim
Dükandaky ýigit "özüň goýarsyňmy" diýdi
Men "men pikir edýardym, otagda" diýdim

🤓🤭

Ellis: "Did you just say huff huff pass? Jake: No, I said huff puff pass. But, huff huff pass works too.

What makes it even funnier is that they were playing a southpark game at the time, pretending to huff each other's backend bugle blasts.

WPE's unhinged quote of the year

Ellis: "Sen diňe huff huff geçdiňmi? Jake: Hayyr, men huff puff geçdim diýdim. Emma, huff huff geçmek hem işleýär.

Bu has gülkünç edýär, sebäbi olar şol wagt bir southpark oýny oýnaýardylar, bir-biriniň arka tarapyndaky bugle seslerini huff etmek üçin ýüz tutup.

WPE-niň özgerişsiz ýyl sözi

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Boo-da başga bir gyz bilen tanyşdym. Ol meniň ýazgymy beğendi we meniň gülkünç oldugymy ýazdy, şonuň üçin, erkek adam hökmünde, men jogap berdim we eger-de has çylşyrymly mazmun islese, maňa DM ýazmalydygyny aýtdym.

Ol ýazdy. Hormat bilen, men şok oldum.

Ilki bilen, ol öz MBTI görnüşini getirýär. Men bu barada hiç zat bilmeýärin. Men diňe şeýdip, ýaşaýyşdan lezzet alyp, Google Calendar bilen ýaşaýaryn.

Şonuň üçin, men ol aýtjak MBTI näme diýýärin, ol bolsa bu beýniniň nädip işleýändigini aýdýar. Men pikir edýärin, şahsyýet MRI-si ýaly.

Men aýdýaryn, gowy, bu nädip işleýär? Energiýany çylşyrymly saklamak üçin, men olara Lord Voldemortyň suraty bilen iberdim — ýöne doly burun we ululygy britan dişleri bilen, pub naharını tamamlandan we bir zady kolonizirleýän ýaly gülüp.

Ol şondan bäri jogap bermedi.

Bu adalatly. Emma şeýle-de bolsa: sen maňa aňy öwrenmegi sorap, wizard memes-leri gözlemegi umyt edip bilmersiň.

Men iberen surat:

Men Boo-da başga bir gyz bilen tanyşdym

Wild spirit❤️

Gyzyl ruh❤️

🤣

What a joke 🙂

Nädip bir şaka 🙂

🤭😂

Dad Joke Moon Hair

Ata Şaka Aý Saç

😂

Annoying moments of “not this time sociable”

“Bu gezek sosial däl” diýlen wagtyň gaharlandyryjy pursatlary

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

Spiderman'ın bütinleý Mediterranean plitka nanyndan ýasalan gyş palto bar diýýänmi?

For some reason I only know 25 letters of the alphabet

I don't know y

😊😊😊

Bir sebäbe görä, men diňe 25 harpy bilýärin

Men y-ni bilmeýärin

Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes from the past.

Kompyuter näme üçin terapiýa gitdi?
Ol geçmişden köp byte aldy.

📱 🤧

Met a girl on Boo. Profile said “Sapiosexual ✨ | Looking for someone who gets it.”
So I replied, “I get it.” Boom. Connection.

We start talking. First message I send her is a 4-paragraph summary of my MBTI compatibility with hers. No emojis. Just raw data. She says, “Lol that’s intense.” I say, “Yeah, I’m an executive.”

Three messages in she says she loves “men who know themselves.” So I send her a screenshot of my weekly planner and a photo of my toothbrush. No context. Just dominance.

She tells me she’s into astrology. I say, “I’m a Leo.”
She says, “Of course you are.”
I say, “Thank you.”
She says, “That wasn’t a compliment.”
I say, “That’s not how Leos operate.”

Then she asks me what I feel when I think about love.
I tell her it’s like a company merger — high risk, high reward, usually someone gets fired.

She blocked me after that. But I still check her profile once a day. Just to make sure I haven’t been unblocked.
I haven’t.

Yet.

Boo-da bir gyz bilen tanış boldum. Profilde “Sapiosexual ✨ | Şuny başa düşýän birini gözleýärin.” diýilýärdi.
Şeýdip, “Men başa düşýärin.” diýip jogap berdim. Boom. Baglanyşyk.

Biz gürrüňleşmäge başlaýarys. Men onuň üçin iberen ilkinji hatym, öz MBTI laýyklygymy 4 paragraf bilen jemleýän. Emojysyz. Diňe çygly maglumat. Ol, “Lol, bu güýçli.” diýýär. Men, “Hawa, men ýerine ýetiriji.” diýýärin.

Üç hatdan soň, ol “özüni tanýan erkekleri” gowy görýändigini aýdýar. Şeýdip, men onuň üçin hepdälik meýilnamamyň ekran suratyny we diş çotgamyň suratyny iberýärin. Hiç hili kontekst ýok. Diňe hökmanylyk.

Ol, astrologiýa bilen gyzyklanýandygyny aýdýar. Men, “Men Leo.” diýýärin.
Ol, “Elbetde, sen Leo.” diýýär.
Men, “Sag bol.” diýýärin.
Ol, “Bu öwgü däl.” diýýär.
Men, “Bu Leolar ýaly däl.”

Soň ol, maňa söýgi barada pikir edeniňde näme duýýandygyny sorap başlaýar.
Men, bu kompaniýanyň birleşmegi ýaly — ýokary howp, ýokary baýlyk, adatça birisi işden çykarylýar diýýärin.

Ol şondan soň meni bloklady. Emma men her gün onuň profilini bir gezek barlaýan. Diňe meniň blokdan çykarylmandygymy anyklamak üçin.
Men blokdan çykarylmadym.

Heniz.

Men başga bir gyz bilen tanış boldum

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Bu ýerde her ýazgy diňe pişikleriň suratlary üçin sebäbi barmy? 🤣

:D

🪵

Hemme şakalar bir tarafa 😂 😜

Sen näme bar?

Gara wagtlar, şeýle hem gara şutlar talap edýär.

Häqiqi Men

Erkekleriň hiç hili sebäbsiz şeýle uly egolarynyň bolmagyny nähili söýýän

Şaka

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Çünki men ata şakalaryna aşyk we çagalar ýaly. 🙃