Clockwork Community

What is that smell?

Everybody is supposed to have a pair they say but I have never met my equal. Nobody is beneath me but nobody is above me either. Regardless of what status anybody has I will always treat them like they are my equal not above me not below me. That being said... I will be a breath of fresh air... read more

Istg

Anybody else sick of profiles that say "Loves Spontaneous adventures" Because like clockwork istg these people never mean that they just have nothing else to say and think driving for fast food and talking about NOTHING is an adventure then if you actually ask to go someplace for an event or... read more

Save your money!

Every year around this time, the pressure to spend ramps up like clockwork. The same playlists loop in every store, the same scented candles hit the shelves, the same ads flood every screen you own. None of that is accidental. According to the American Psychological Association, companies use... read more

Like clockwork

She traps me in my chair every day

LOL

I'm doing the same online yoga routine every morning as the instructor says doing it daily will help improve the flow of the difficult moves. And like clockwork everytime she does a specific pose she says "Its good for digestion." And I fart like its a cue without even thinking about it... read more

A Clockwork Muppet

Kermit Delarge