Call_me_Sasi

Posted Tuesday, June 11, 2024

11d

ESFJ

Pisces

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9

Dating

So, let’s talk about dating. You know, sometimes it feels like I’m auditioning for a horror movie—'The Exorcist: Dating Edition.' You meet a guy and you’re like, ‘Please, don’t be a psycho, don’t be a psycho.’ Spoiler alert: He’s always a little psycho. And then there’s online dating. Swiping through profiles feels like a game of Russian roulette, but with more shirtless selfies and bad pickup lines. 'Hey, girl, are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.' Yeah, and you’ve got ‘blocked’ written all over you. Ever had one of those dates where everything is going great until he mentions his collection of taxidermy squirrels? 'Oh, you’re into stuffed animals? Cool, cool. Check, please.' But the real fun begins when you get to the bedroom. Men are like haunted houses—you never know what you’re going to find inside. Could be a fun ride, could be a complete nightmare. ‘Why is there a chainsaw under your bed?’ ‘Oh, that’s just my...hobby.’ And let’s not forget the morning after. You wake up, look over, and think, ‘What did I do?’ It’s like a bad episode of CSI: Your Love Life. You sneak out like a ghost in the night, hoping you don’t run into his weird roommate who’s always lurking around. But hey, it’s all part of the adventure, right? Dating is like walking through a dark, sexy haunted house—you never know what’s around the corner, but you can’t help but keep going back for more.