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Why I’m jealous to her? When my scrubsuit is more expensive than her😂 (edited)

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Today’s recap

Typhoon or not, we’re still hitting the gym 😂

Boring life please

Id be absolutely delighted if my murder was so boring that not just 1 person but many skip over it for being boring!

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Me for real 😅

Me too

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POV:

I'm the KINDEST and most UNDERSTANDING person but if you DISRESPECT me, you'll understand why I don't have many FRIENDS.

Mood:

So nice to have supportive friends 😊

My ex say I can’t live without him😭It’s fine. I’ve already survived your bad breath tho! so I can handle myself🤪

How do you name your partners

At night

Sleep is important, so I'm going to bed now. Good night. 😅

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Case#224 why women lives longer than men🤣

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Thanks nvidia

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Anyone?

Seeking someone who knows how to make late-night conversations dangerously addicting.

Because Capybaras are living unicorns.

Killing one is just wrong

Another day of stolen pre'20s memes (or already '20s)

Tbh I don't know which one should be put first to avoid being hidden. 😩 Obviously I had even worse ones among options, I just decided they might be too much for this app. 🫥

Monday Eve Vibes

Here's to having to get up early tomorrow!

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💀💀💀

😎

Real😂

It can make things better

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Guess am a diva

No, but seriously🙄

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Share your cat memes

I'll go first

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😃😃🤷‍♂️

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Killdozer vibe

Sunday 🌹

She smiled softly But this time it was different. Her face smiled but her eyes didn't.

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This is me when I’m talking to my favorite hotdog 🌭😂 (edited)

Caring too much or just enough 😭?