Toddlers Community

Aware & Awake

I'll talk to you about the universe, about why humanity is just a bunch of half-awake toddlers with car keys, about WoW lore, about Motionless in White, about why octopuses might be dreaming right now. I'll also send you a good morning and mean it every single time. What I'm looking for isn't... read more

Reciprocity.

I love how grown people don't understand the concept of reciprocity. It's like dealing with toddlers in grown human bodies. E x h a u s t i n g.

Wow

I'm watching over the cats in my room for a while and it's like watching 2 toddlers. Munchkin is the whiney one trying to get out and I'm getting up constantly to drag her away and keep her distracted. Even resorted to blocking the opening underneath with their big bed where she pulls. Marilyn on... read more

Kitty's

Here are my 2 demon kitys that act like toddlers lol

Single Much? A Night Out, a Cold Iced Tea, and the Loneliness We Don’t Talk About

A guy bumps into me as I’m walking into the restaurant. A sting shoots down my spine—old pinched nerves from the military reminding me that my body keeps score whether I want it to or not. It wasn’t intentional, so I accept his earnest apology and keep moving. The hostess greets me with the most... read more

Attempt at being noticed for Dating.

So.. My names Robb. As you could tell my info is on my profile but for those who haven’t come across it. Lemme give you a brief on it. I’m 30 years old, Male, Straight, I work in Catering as my profession and I’m looking at getting myself back out there into a lasting relationship. I’m quite... read more