Umphakathi we-Accent

I-Halloween 🎃 engingasoze ngayikhohlwa

Umngane wami ovela eqenjini lami lokuzijabulisa labantu abane-autism, uPierce, wangimemela emzini wakhe 🏠 embuthanweni omncane we-Halloween 👻 🎉 Ngahlangana nomngane wakhe wasesikoleni uJamie—yeka intombazane emnandi nenomusa ayeyiyo, efana ne-Strawberry Shortcake. UPierce wayegqoke njengoGru…funda kabanzi

Endaweni ethile eluhlaza

Umzamo wokwenza Endaweni Ethile Eluhlaza kusuka ku-Little Shop of Horrors okunzima kakhulu ngoba kuyisilinganiso sokucula nokubeka umqondo ngenkathi ube nokuqonda nokudabuka ngasikhathi sinye. Yinsimbi enhle futhi edabukisayo Ngiyazi uSeymour ungumuntu omkhulu Kodwa ngikhuluma nomuntu…funda kabanzi

Ukuxhumana akuvinjelwe ulimi, ithoni, umqondo, ubuhlanga, noma umbala, kodwa kukhishwa yisidingo sokungaqondi omunye nomunye.

Ngiyavuma ukuthi abanye amadoda asebenza ngezandla angaba ne-accent ye-bogan kakhulu, kodwa azothi ngisho "ngiyacela," "ngiyabonga," kanye "nksz." Kodwa-ke, imali entsha enezikhwama eziphezulu. 😑😑 yikes

Ukuzizwa ungafaneleki, ungaziwa futhi ungabukeki kahle. Kubonakala sengathi akekho ofuna mina eduze, okhethwe noma kwenye yezifunda zase-US. Angithandi abantu bangaphandle, ngoba okokuqala angithandi umqondo, okwesibili angikwazi ukuhamba futhi nginazo izinkinga zokuhamba ibanga elide ngenxa yokungakwazi ukuhamba.

Ngiyazizwa ngedwa futhi ngifuna ingxenye yami yesibili. Ngifuna umuntu okhululekile ukuthumela ama-voice clips futhi empeleni ahlangane futhi aphume. Akukho FWB. Akukho hookups. Njengamanje ngisemshadweni onobungozi. Umngani wami akakaze angibone. Akavakashi. Ungumuntu onobudlova obubhekiswe…funda kabanzi

😂 UHLANGANISO OLUNCANE LWAWAW

Ngihamba ngiya eWawa namuhla ekuseni, kwathi owesifazane omuhle kakhulu ophakathi kokuphakela uthi, “Unokukhuluma!” Ngimbheka ngithi, “Nginokukhuluma? Lokho kuyahlekisa, ngoba nawe unakho!” Uhleka uthi, “Ukhuluma ngokushesha kakhulu futhi usebenzisa amagama amakhulu!” 😂 Ngihlekile, ngakhokha…funda kabanzi

Umsindo Omuhle - Indaba KaNeil Diamond

Ithokozisa umama ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa - Umsindo Omuhle, Indaba KaNeil Diamond ePrincess Theatre. Ngithole izihlalo ezinhle nokubuka okuhle. Kwakudlalwa kahle, abadlali abenze uNeil baphumelele kakhulu ekukhulumeni kwakhe. Basebenzise isiteji kahle, akukhona abantu abaningi esiteji ngasikhathi…funda kabanzi

Ukubonga okuncane 🥰

Ngikhumbula ezinyangeni ezimbalwa ezedlule ngathumela ngifuna ukukhuluma nomuntu owayezothanda kuphela izikhangiso zami kodwa engakaze aphendule ukuze sikhulume nokuthi ngempela ngifuna ukukhuluma nabo. 👀 Kulungile, ngemuva kwalokho ngicabanga ukuthi bathole umyalezo futhi saqala ukukhuluma.😆…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Khumbula lapho othile ayekhuluma khona ukuthi uvela eMinnesota futhi ubungababuza ukuba benze umqondo?

Manje sisesimweni esinzima sezehlakalo zomphakathi futhi umMinnesota uzame ukuphuma uLuigi Mangione ejele ngokuziveza njengomphakathi we-FBI njengokuthi... Hamba thina lmao ngiyathanda isifunda sami

Ubani ongangifundisa isiNgisi saseMelika

Ngoba ngiyazi kancane kuphela ngomsindo waseMelika 🤣

Ukufunda ulimi olusha

Ngisafunda isiNgisi ezinyangeni ezimbalwa manje, futhi ngiqinisile, kube kuhle futhi kube nokuhlonipha. I-accent yami isabhalwe kahle, futhi kwesinye isikhathi ngiyazi kahle ukuthi ngifuna ukusho ini… kodwa ubuchopho bami buphika ukuthola amagama 😂 Kodwa, ngiyathanda ukuthi ukufunda ulimi kuvula…funda kabanzi

Lapho abantu besho ukuthi bayayithanda i-British accent 🤣💩💩💩

Ngiyazi ngempela ukuthi ngidala njengomhlabathi 🤣🤣.. Ngijabule nge-sitayela sokuhlala 🤣

I-Accent yaseBrithani vs yaseMelika — kungani isiNgisi sinesimo esikhulu kangaka? 😭😂

U-Kenya onezwi laseMelika... Woza uthole 😉😄

BAKE 🤣

Kuhle kakhulu lokhu 😆

I- British accent ngempela ithi: “Ngicela ngenze isiNgisi sibe sengathi ulimi oluhlukile ngokuphelele."👀👀

Uthando & Ubukhona

Njengoba ngikhuluma ngempilo yami engakaphethi kahle, ngicabanga ukuthi ngizokwenza kahle ukuhlinzeka ngesibonelo sangempela sokuthi uthando nobukhona kusho ukuthini kimi kanye nendima ab playing empilweni yami. Inhloso engiyifisayo ukufinyelela kuyo ukuthi, kimi, uthando, ukuba ngumuntu…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Ukuthakazelisa ngama-stereotype akho ngama-Asian

ngiyiShayina, ngikhona eCanada cishe iminyaka emibili, ngingakaze ngibone abantu beze baphendule kimi. Nokho ngiyakwazi ukukhuluma kahle isiNgisi ngaphandle kokuphazamiseka, futhi ngiyakwazi ukulandela imizwa nokunye ngesikhathi sokuxoxa. Ngakho, ngiyazibuza, ingabe kukhona ama-stereotype abantu…funda kabanzi

Ibhakede vs i-American accent 😭

Ibhakede: “Ibhotela le wa’er.” I-American: “BODDLE OF WAAADER.” Mina: Kungani kungabikho muntu othanda incwadi ethi T?

Homestuck OCS

Pete Parker (okanye uPeter Parker). Ngimthumele njengomlingiswa ophoxayo kodwa ngemuva kwalokho ngempela ngamsusa waba into ethile. Uthanda uSpiderman ngoba unegama elifanayo. UPete ungumfana we-Alpha. Ubuye abe uThief of Void. (Ngisebenza ngesizalwane sakhe uJess Parker ongumfana we-beta futhi…funda kabanzi

Angikwazi ukufinyelela kuwe.

Mhlawumbe yingakho ngibhale le ngoma. Kuyashisa namuhla, futhi ngithola ukuthi ngiyamfuna umuntu engake ngingamhlangabezi. Ngafunda esikoleni somculo, kodwa lapho ngihamba eYurophu, ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama ngama…funda kabanzi

Thuthukisa i-bio ngithemba

Uhlanya olufana nolunye uhlanya. Ngiyakwazi ukudlala umdlalo osheshayo wekhadi ngokumelene nobuntu ukuze ngibone uma imicabango ihambelana 😁 Ibhere elikhulu laseFrance (ukukhuluma kuzoba uphawu olukhulu), ngithemba ukuthola umuntu ofanele ukuze sakhe leli qembu (umuntu oyedwa ongihlanganyela…funda kabanzi

Ngaphezu Kwezilimi 🌎

Ngisanda kuxoxa ngesiNgisi ezinyangeni ezimbalwa, futhi umqondo wami usaziveza lapho ngivela khona ngokushesha 😂 Kodwa ngempela, ngiyathanda ukuthi ukufunda ulimi kungakwazisa abantu abaningi abahlukene namasiko. Ngibone ukuthi isiko laseLatin America lingazizwa lishisa kancane futhi linothando…funda kabanzi

Akusiyo i-polyglot (hlela: akukaze kube njalo)

Ukusiza abantu baqonde uthando lwami lwezilimi, ngizokwabelana ngendlela engifunda ngayo izilimi ezingaphezu kwezi-13. Nakuba abantu bebukeka beqonda lokho njengokumangalisayo, njengokukhuluma kahle, lapho kungakabi khona edlulelweni kwami. Ngithanda ukufinyelela esimisweni esiyisisekelo ngezizimi,…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

Uma ngabe ngingadate umphakathi wami ngempela

Ngikhulume kahle kakhulu ngempilo nomphakathi wami, ungumuntu ophakathi kwe-PR ngakho-ke ngiyamthanda umqondo wakhe kodwa ngiyamangalelwa futhi ngiyamthanda amandla akhe okweqa umndeni ophathisa ubuhlungu nokufeza lokho akufezile naphezu kwakho konke, ng finally ngiqonde ukuthi kungani…funda kabanzi

Ngabe ngazi amagama amabili kuphela esiNgisini lapho ngifika e-US ngineminyaka engu-10: "Umnyango" no "Ihhashi." Ngakhuluma isiNgisi kahle kakhulu phakathi konyaka nonyaka. Ngemuva kweminyaka emithathu ngalahlekelwa ngokuphelele yisigqi sami lol Akekho ongakwazi ukusho ukuthi ngiyimexican ngaphandle kokwazi igama lami.

Ukwethemba kusebenza kanjani?

Isizathu sokuthi ngibe nesithakazelo sokufunda i-psychology nokusebenza kimi siwukukhula kwami. Ngakhulela endlini enendoda eyayine- traumatic brain injury futhi yayizoba nosizi ngaphandle kwesaziso. Cishe akukho ukuphathwa kwemizwa. Ngangingafuni ngisho nokubuyela ekhaya ngisemncane.…funda kabanzi

Ukukhiqiza iSeitan

Iresiphi ye-seitan efana nenyama eyenzelwe ukukhiqiza izinkonzo eziyi-6. I-Seitan iyindlela yokudla engeyona inyama, kubavakashi nabadla izithelo iyinsiza enhle ye-protein. Ngithole imiyalelo ku-AI kodwa kunezinkulungwane zezimfanelo ezikhona ☺️ Uxolo, lezi zikhona ezilinganisweni zomthamo…funda kabanzi

I-accent yase-Australia

🤯🤯🤯😵‍💫

Cishe ama-5K ukubukwa ku-th!cc t0k

Ngiyacela ungahlekisi ngesihemi sami 🤣✌🏻

Dolly

Ngiyaziqhenya kakhulu ukuzwa ngempilo kaDolly. UDolly Parton akazange avumele muntu ukuba amkhumbuze ukuthi akakwazi ukuba nezinye izwi zakhe; wabhala "I Will Always Love You" ngesikhathi esisodwa wabe esenqaba imali enkulu evela kumphathi kaElvis kunokuba abhalise ingxenye yokushicilela. Lokhu…funda kabanzi

I-Accent Ekhathazayo

Ngakho ngiyazi ukuthi nginokuphazamiseka okukhulu kakhulu e-US ngoba akusona isiMelika, akusona isiKanada, akusona ngisho nesiHispanic. Ngiphuma njengeBrithani ngenxa yesimo sokuphazamiseka kolimi lwangaphandle. Ngibhekene nakho isikhathi esingama-2 ezinyangeni futhi konke engingakusho ukuthi.…funda kabanzi

Ngizokufundisa ukwenza i-Australian accent!

Khuluma lokhu ngokukhuluma njengoba kubhalwe: “Ube sebenzisa i-spice lightly?”

Ngisebenza kimi ukuze ngithuthukise impilo. Ungakhohlwa umqondo😂

UWilliam Afton uye wathola ukubona ifilimu ye-FNAF

Ngesikhathi ngiya ukubukela ifilimu ye-5 nights at Freddy's, nganquma ukuba ngibe uWilliam Afton, noma ngabe waziwa kangcono njengomuntu ophuzi. Ngiphinde ngenza kancane i-accent yaseBrithani futhi ngenza ezinye izwi zokuphindaphinda zezinhlamvu ezahlukene ezivela kule msebenzi futhi ngathokozisa…funda kabanzi

Uma izilwane zingakhuluma

Ngabe kukhona omunye okhumbula ukuthi isilwane sakho sizokhulumisa kanjani uma singakhuluma? Njengoba sizoba nekhanda elijulile noma eliphakeme? Noma sizoba ne-accent.