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Lub zej zog bartender, sib tham, thiab kev sib txuas lus.
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Lub zej zog bartender, sib tham, thiab kev sib txuas lus.
914 TUS NEEG
TAG NRHO
bartender
Ntsib Neeg Tshiab
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Tsim kev khiav tawm ib ntus, ib zaug pour xwb


Ahwww Tsoom tuaj lawm. Kuv nyiam nws lawm. 🤭💜✨️ #Boston #shaker #bartender #mixer #mérce #middler #tshiab #puv #xiav #ntsuab #daj #gym #work

#hmm #bartender #mixer #swinning #pool #blue #swinningpool #happy #fine #like #luna #bye

Kuv nyiam ua si nrog qhov no. Nyob rau hauv qhov tseeb, txoj hauj lwm no tseem tuaj yeem siv los ua cov cocktail zoo nkauj tiag tiag. #qho #hlwb #koktél #alcohol #shot #likor #liab #hmm #liqueur #cream #grenadine #peach #nah #muaj #koj #tau #tso #mixer #flair #luna #zoo #tsis #muaj

Thaum kawg muaj leej twg txiav txim nws!

Hnub no kuv kawm txog kev ua bartender🍹



Feem ntau Moscow mule yog siv ib lub khob hlau copper raws li kev pab, kuv tau ua ib qho me ntsis txawv, homemade red ginger beer, smoked rosemary, citrus vodka thiab tshiab lime juice thiab muab nws hauv ib lub khob qub.( kho dua lawm )

Koj paub. Koj pib hnub, tib neeg tuaj (Kuv yog tus bartender ntawm Dothan Al's tsuas yog lgbtq+ khw thiab lawv nkag mus, tau dej haus... zaum ib pliag ces hu koj tuaj, "thov txim kuv tus txiv.. qhov chaw no yog dab tsi?" Zoo, nws yog Dothan tsuas yog LGBTQ+ bar, peb ua drag shows, karaoke, Benefits…nyeem ntxiv
Kuv thawj zaug ua shotboy, thiab kuj yog bartender hauv tib lub nightclub. Ib qho haujlwm uas txaus nyiam heev, tab sis nws yog qhov zoo siab heev thiab yog ib qho kev paub! 🍾✨


Cov Ncauj Lus Muaj Feem
Ib tug txiv neej thiab ib tug giraffe mus rau hauv bar Tom qab qee qhov dej haus, tus giraffe poob thiab tuag. Tus txiv neej pib mus tawm thaum tus bartender nres nws. "hey, koj tsis tuaj yeem tawm ntawd li ntawd!" Tus bartender hu tawm, Tus txiv neej tig rov qab thiab hais "nws tsis yog ib tug…nyeem ntxiv
Yog li kuv tsis tau xav txog qhov no, tab sis kuv pib ib qho club phau ntawv. Daim ntawv ntev, kuv tau dhau los ntawm ib qho kev sib cais nyuaj heev uas kuv tseem tab tom ntsib. Ib qho ntawm kuv cov hom phiaj yog kom rov qab thiab tsim kho cov nco txog nrog cov khoom/kev ua uas peb tau ua ua ke…nyeem ntxiv

BARTENDER: koj yuav nws li cas? ME: tus kheej
Kuv tus bartender paub ua li cas kom kuv zoo siab lol.

Tsis muaj leej twg tham txog qhov tshwm sim thaum ib tug neeg hlub tuag thiab lawv tus tsiaj tshuav, Tag nrho kuv tsev neeg paub tias kuv tsis nyob hauv qhov chaw kom saib xyuas ib tug tsiaj ib leeg, kuv yog ib tug bartender thiab ua haujlwm weird hours, thiab kuv nyob nrog ib tug phooj ywg nrog…nyeem ntxiv





Yog li, kuv muaj ib qho zoo rau koj, yog li no mus: Ib tug nees fab Fabkis nkag mus rau hauv lub bar tom qab tsuas yog raug nplaim los ntawm ib pawg dej thiab thov ib qho mead. Tus bartender saib nees fab ntawd mus thiab hais tias "hey, koj hnov li cas nrog koj lub qhov ncauj qhuav, puas muaj dab…nyeem ntxiv
Kuv yuav nws thaum hmoov, nws yog qhov thawj kauj ruam mus muaj kuv cov cuab yeej rau cov kas fes filtered thiab tom qab ntawd yog cov cuab yeej uas kuv tsis muaj rau Bartender thiab kawg kawg yog lub tshuab rau cov kas fes espressos Kuv vam tias kuv yuav muaj nyiaj txaus rau kev teeb tsa cov net…nyeem ntxiv

Raws li ib tug bartender koj kawm ua ntau hom cocktails, qhov no piv txwv yog ib qho ntawm cov basics uas paub zoo li Bob Marley daiquiri. Xa kuv ib daim ntawv teev cocktails uas kuv yuav tsum sim ua thiab thaum koj nyob ntawd muab qee qhov anime pom zoo 🙃

Cov dej haus no yog txhua yam uas kuv tau ua txog tam sim no raws li tus bartender uas kuv zoo siab txog






Ib qho dej haus yooj yim ntxiv uas koj kawm kom ua raws li ib tug bartender yog Pina colada, tus muam ntawm Bob Marley daiquiri. Ua raws li duab, twg koj yuav xaiv haus? Tsis tas li ntawd, kuv Pina colada phooj ywg nyob qhov twg?


(Koj tuaj comment lossis xa ntawv rau kuv yog tias koj xav tau qhov feem ntxiv🔥) Muaj ib yam txog kev ywj pheej. Nws zoo li sim qab zib thawj zaug tom qab siv koj lub neej tag nrho tau hais tias koj tsis raug tso cai kom muaj nws. Qab zib. Risk. Almost intoxicating. Rau feem coob ntawm kuv lub…nyeem ntxiv

Kuv yog Damiano los ntawm Italy Kuv 28 xyoo kuv muaj daim ntawv qhia txog kev xav thiab kev kawm social, Kuv ua haujlwm ua bartender, Kuv nyiam poj niam uas muaj kev ncaj ncees, hwm, muaj siab, zoo, thiab muaj kev sib txuas lus thiab tab sis yog ib qho kev xav ntawm kuv, Kuv nyiam poj niam uas hnav…nyeem ntxiv
3 daim ntaub ntawv mus rau hauv ib lub bar. Daim ntawv thawj yog raug tsis lees txais los ntawm tus bartender hais tias lawv tsis muab ntaub ntawv ntawm no. Daim ntawv thib ob mus ncaj nraim rau lub bar tab sis nws kuj raug tsis lees txais. Daim ntawv thib 3 dhia mus, ntaus lub nplaim ceiling, tig…nyeem ntxiv
Yog li ntawd, kuv muaj ib qho zoo rau koj, yog li no: Ib tug pony Fabkis nkag mus rau hauv bar tom qab tsuas yog raug cov noog txhuam thiab thov ib qho mead. Tus bartender saib pony ntawd mus thiab hais tias "hey, koj hnov li cas zoo li tsis muaj siab nrog koj lub qhov ncauj qhuav ntawd, puas muaj…nyeem ntxiv
Ib tug nplaim ntoo mus rau hauv bar. Tus bartender hais tias “huh, peb muaj dej haus hu ua koj!” Tus nplaim ntoo hais, “Koj muaj dej haus hu ua ‘Steve’?”

Kuv: Kuv yog tus thawj tswj pub thiab tus neeg ua dej cawv tam sim no. Tab sis, qhov ntawd tsuas yog ib 1️⃣ ntawm cov khoom kuv ua. 🤵🏻♂️
Qhov no yog ib qho khoom noj qab zib, thiab raws li ib tus neeg koom tes/kev koom tes, kuv pom zoo. Saib seb koj tus bartender puas muaj peev xwm ua tau...nco ntsoov qhov saj, puas yog?


Koj paub tias kuv nyob ntawm no ua tshuaj pleev ib ce vim kuv tsis muaj dab tsi ua. Thaum kawg fitting ob zaug shy kuv ib txwm ntshai thaum muaj leej twg hais hey kuv nyiam koj thiab lawv zoo li zoo dhau li qhov tseeb qee zaus nws yog tab sis muaj qhov teeb meem ntawm koj paub tias kuv yog tus…nyeem ntxiv



**Ib tug hmo ntuj txias hauv Gotham, hnub zais tom qab cov huab. Koj tuaj yeem hnov cov nag nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj nplooj…nyeem ntxiv
Bartender: qhov qub? Me: yog, thov Bartender: *pov kuv rau nplooj siab*
Kuv qhov kev pom zoo los ntawm siab mus rau qis 1. Solo Leveling 2. Re:Monster 3. The Wrong Way To Use Healing Magic 4. Tsukimichi 5. Bartender Glass of God 6. Dragon Raja 7. The Unwanted Undead Adventurer Yog koj xav tau kuv tsuas yog xa ntawv lossis tawm tswv yim 😤
Kuv ua haujlwm ua bartender!( kho dua lawm )
Koj ntsib ib tug txiv neej rau dinner hnub no thiab omigosh nws yog weird heev. Nws tsuas yog muab kuv ib qho muag saib xwb. Nws flirt nrog tus bartender. Nws hais txog ib qho hnub tim dhau los thiab ib tug neeg ua haujlwm raws li b*tch. Nws muab nws lub qhov muag rau kuv thaum kuv thov kom nws…( kho dua lawm )nyeem ntxiv
Kuv xav qhia tawm qhov no digital art los ntawm ob peb xyoos dhau los uas kuv tau ua ntawm kuv tus cwj pwm hauv FF14.

Koj nyiam ✨bartender #bartender #bartenderlife #its5pmsomewhere

kuv nyiam bartender tau txuas nws thiab kuv muaj kuv cov zaub mov thiab qee yam yarn 😍 Edit: ib tug neeg muab rau kuv ib qho free priority pass vim lawv nyiam kuv cov crocheting 🥰 Edit 2: Kuv tsis tau xav txog qhov muab tus pass pov tseg nrog kuv cov zaub mov 🥹🥴😂( kho dua lawm )

Tus thawj coj ua lej hais rau tus bartender, "Kuv xav tau ib pint dej beer thov." Tus ob tus neeg ua lej hais, "Kuv xav tau ib nrab pint dej beer thov." Tus thib peb hais, "Kuv xav tau ib quarter pint dej beer thov." Tus thib plaub hais, "Kuv xav tau ib eighth pint dej beer thov." Thaum tus neeg ua…nyeem ntxiv
Nyob zoo, kuv nyiam dej haus hnyav! Tus bartender no tau ua ib qho margarita hnyav zoo heev!!
