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kev teeb meem boo

hey. koj yuav ua li cas yog tias koj tau qhov yuam kev tsis pom koj cov ntawv tshaj tawm ntawm no? tsis tuaj yeem nrhiav tau. pab

Puas muaj leej twg tau npe hu li ntawd thaum koj hnov nws tuaj....nws ua rau koj hais ohhhhh tus tswv!( kho dua lawm )

Kuv yuav lees paub! Kuv yog ib tug menyuam Boo. Kuv tsis loj, kuv tseem tab tom loj!

Tam sim no kuv yuav tsum thov ntawv tso cai yug los txheeb xyuas Gender Origin.

Cov teeb meem no ua rau xws li tsoomfwv tsis tas yuav hais transmale lossis transfemale rau cov neeg siv Identification Card lossis Driver's Liscense. Smh.

..."Cov txiv neej no npaj txhij los mus txog qhov no honey, me nyuam! Lawv tsis paub tias, tus ntxhais, tias lawv DM's muaj qee qhov nyiaj tua Queen 🐝 rau txiv neej honey. Leej twg tswj lub ntiaj teb? Muaj zog.( kho dua lawm )

Lub neej sib txawv ntawm America thiab Mexico tab tom hloov pauv.

Kuv dag...nyeem cov lus pom....Mexico ntawm Michael Jackson's moonwalk😆( kho dua lawm )

Tsis muaj kev kho kom raug siv rau kev kho! Cov Emoji no tsis xav txog grammar. Lawv nyiam cov nqe lus ntev hauv tsev lojcuj.

Yuav muaj dab tsi rau hnub no Glitches?

Nws yog 3:31pm lub sijhawm nruab nrab....

Cov teeb meem, yog tias koj yog Westners tshwj xeeb xav kom tawm ntawm qhov crack ntawm koj cov yawg, rov qab koj kundalina. Gopi Krishna muab tag nrho cov spectrum rau kev nthuav dav ntawm lub teeb.

Qaug zog

Kuv tsis XAV tau phooj ywg, kuv XAV tau kev hwm!

Kuv xav tias kuv tau xaus nrog ice cream...

Cov taub hau cone yog DEFINITELY nyob hauv....koj tuaj yeem nrhiav kuv nrog #shapeshifters( kho dua lawm )

Koj tus kheej yuav tsum pom: Nws yuav koj, tsis yog kuv. Koj tseem tsis yog tsev neeg.

Koj puas muaj teeb meem?

Kuv hlub txhua tus neeg....Kuv tsuas yog tej zaum tsis nyiam koj.

Qhov ntawd yog qhov tsim ib tug Vajtswv.( kho dua lawm )

Cov blondes uas tsis txaus siab rau txoj cai?

Kuv tsis meej pem....

Leej twg yuav los yog muaj kev sib raug zoo nrog ib qho ntawm cov STRUNKEN HEADS no?( kho dua lawm )

Trump sim ua KFC

Cov teeb meem, qhov no yog Gulf of America txog dab tsi?( kho dua lawm )

Cov teeb meem, kuv nyob rau hauv cov tshiab! Mus nrog cov qub mus rau cov tshiab! Boom shock-a-locka!

5o cent yuav tsum tau muaj 👹 txhais tes hauv kev hloov npe ntawm Gulf of Mexico mus rau Gulf of America! 💩

Zoo siab tav su, Glitches!

Kuv pom neeg tuag. Hu hauv tej hom lus nrog cov lus txawv teb chaws. Daim av no yog puv npoo nrog cov neeg tuag taug. #skywalker

Trump yuav ua rau Amelika nyob hauv kev ceev ntiag tug kom lawv tsim cov khoom thiab qauv Amelika? Hu rau cov nyiaj daus las.( kho dua lawm )

Leej twg nrog Elon Musk Tais los ntawm Mars? Puas muaj qhov muag?

Kuv xav tias thaum Asmeskas tab tom nrhiav lawv cov lej rau cov qauv thiab qauv....lub tebchaws yuav nyob ntawm kev ntseeg siab rau kev muag cev.( kho dua lawm )

Glitches yuav ua li cas nyiaj hloov pauv tuaj yeem ua tau tsis muaj tes neeg?

Tech peb nyob ntawm no! #TRANSFORMERS