Hapori Bartender

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Ka haere te tangata me te giraffe ki roto i te pā I muri i ngā inu, ka hinga te giraffe ka mate. Ka tīmata te tangata ki te haere i waho ka pupuni te kaiwhakahaere pā i a ia. "hey, kāore e taea e koe te waiho i taua mea e takoto ana!" Ka karanga te kaiwhakahaere pā, Ka huri te tangata ka…pānui atu

Pūtea Pukapuka

Nā reira, kāore au i te hiahia, i tīmata au i tētahi pūtea pukapuka. Ko te kōrero poto, i pānui au i tētahi wehenga tino uaua e noho ana au ki te whakahaere. Ko tētahi o aku whāinga ko te whakahoki mai me te hanga anō i ngā maumahara ki ngā mea/mahi i hangaia e mātou i te taha o te tangata mōku.…pānui atu

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BARTENDER: me pehea e tango ai koe? ME: ko au anake

Te mutunga o te pō

Ka mōhio taku kaiwhakahaere inu ki te hanga i te hari mōku lol.

Te matua kuri i ngā āhuatanga.

Kāore te tangata e kōrero mō ngā mea e pā ana ki te wā ka mate te tangata e aroha ana, ā, ka waihohia tāna kararehe i muri, I mōhio katoa taku whānau kāore au i te wāhi ki te tiaki i tētahi kararehe i te taha o au anake, he kaiwaiata au, ā, he wāhi mahi rerekē, ā, i noho au me tētahi ruma me ngā…pānui atu

Kei te pai koe ki ngā pākiki

Nō reira, he pākiki pai tāku mōu, nā, e haere ana: Ka haere te pōni French ki te pā rīwai i muri i te poke i te rōpū pūngāwerewere, ā, ka tono ia i te mīti. Ka tirohia te kaiwhakahaere pā rīwai te pōni i runga i te taha, ā, ka mea "e hoa, kāore e taea e koe te rongo i te pōuri me tō kōrero rōpū,…pānui atu

Hoko whakahirahira

I hokona e au i tera ra, he tino te tuhinga tuatahi ki te whai i taku set mo nga kawhe whakakī, ā, ka whai mai nga taputapu e ngaro ana i a au mo te Kaihono, ā, i te mutunga ko te miihini mo nga kawhe espresso Ko te tūmanako ka toe mai ki te whakatakoto i nga whatunga haumaru i taku whare(?

Te Kaihono 😎

Kāore e taea te noho

I te mea he kaiwhakahaere inu koe, ka ako koe ki te hanga i ngā kokteils rerekē, ko tēnei hei tauira he mea māmā e mōhiotia ana hei Bob Marley daiquiri. Tukua mai he rārangi kokteils me whakamātau e au, ā, i te wā e mahi ana koe, tukuna mai he tūtohu anime 🙃

Ngā inu nui 🍸🍹🥂

Ko ēnei ngā inu katoa i hangaia e au i tēnei wā hei kaiwhakahaere inu, ā, e tino whakakake ana au.

Kāore e taea te noho

Ko te inu māmā anō e ako ana koe ki te hanga hei kaiwhakahaere inu ko te Pina colada, te whanaunga o te Bob Marley daiquiri. I runga i te whakaahua, ko wai te mea ka whiriwhiri koe ki te inu? Ā, kei hea aku hoa Pina colada?

I mea te Kaihono he Long Island Ice Tea🙄 . I mea au Kāore: he Pina Colado. 😑

Tūtaki mai ki muri

(Tukua he kōrero, he karere rānei ki ahau mēnā e hiahia ana koe ki te wāhanga e whai ake nei🔥) He mea motuhake te herekore. He rite ki te whakamātau i te huka mō te wā tuatahi i muri i te roanga o tō oranga katoa e kīia ana kāore koe e āhei ki te kai. He reka. He mōrearea. He āhua…pānui atu

Tēnā tuku pātea ki tō kaiwhakahaere! 😉🤣

E rapu ana mo te hoa wahine

Ko Damiano ahau nō Ikitāria, e 28 ngā tau, he tohu tāku i te pāngarau me ngā pāpori, e mahi ana au hei kaiwhakahaere pātea, e aroha ana au ki ngā wahine e pono ana, e whakaute ana, e ngākau nui ana, e atawhai ana, e kōrero ana, ā, he āhua kink taku, e aroha ana au ki ngā wahine e mau ana i ngā…pānui atu

Tūtohu Pātea Pātea!

3 ngā taura ka haere ki tētahi pā. Ko te tuatahi ka whakakorehia e te kaiwhakahaere pā, e mea ana kāore e tuku taura i konei. Ko te tuarua ka haere ki te pā, engari ka whakakorehia hoki. Ko te tuatoru ka peke, ka pā ki te fan tuanui, ka huri huri i te rūma, ka haere ki te kaiwhakahaere pā. “Kāore…pānui atu

Kei te pai koe ki ngā pākiki?

Nō reira, he pākiki pai tāku mōu, nā, āta haere mai: He pōnihi French e haere ana ki te pā i muri i te pāngia e te rōpū pī, ā, ka tono ia i te mīti. Ka tirohia e te kaiwhakahaere te pōnihi i runga i te taha, ā, ka mea "e hoa, kāore e taea e koe te rongo i te pōuri i tō kōtahi, kei te pai?". Ka…pānui atu

Tūtohu Pātea Pātea!

Ka haere te ngārara ki roto i te pā. Ka mea te kaiwhakahaere, “he aha, he inu kei te ingoa i a koe!” Ka mea te ngārara, “He inu kei te ingoa ‘Steve’?”

Kei te whai atu tetahi mo koutou, purihia o koutou nohoanga!

Na, ka haere he noke ki roto i te pa. Ka mea te kaiwhakahaere, "me pehea koe i te mahi i taua?" 🥁

Kei te whakaaro ahau ki te noho hei kaiwhakahaere inu. Nā te mea e rua ngā mea Tuatahi, ka taea e au te kōrero ki te tangata, ā, ka rongo i ā rātou āwangawanga Tuarua, ka whiwhi au i ngā pūtea me ngā moni. Engari, kei hea au e ako ai?

He aha tāu e mahi ai?

Aho: He kaiwhakahaere pātea au, he pātea hoki i tēnei wā. Engari, koia tēnei anake 1️⃣ o ngā mea e mahi ana au. 🤵🏻‍♂️

Sreya na Fejith

He reka tēnei whakakotahitanga, ā, hei hoa whakatūpato/mahi tahi, e whakaae ana au. Tirohia mēnā he pūkenga tō kaiwhakanao inu ki te tuku…kōrero te reka, kāore?

Kua timata noa ahau ki te mātakitaki i te anime bartender Ehara i te anime mahi, kāore he whakatangi, he drama anake, engari he pai i runga i ngā wāhanga e rua.

Kei te noho tetahi i Bergen county

Kei te mohio koe, kei konei au e hanga ana i te hopi nāna i te mea kua pōuri au. I te wa e tika ana, e rua te whakama, ka tino awangawanga au i te wa e mea ana tetahi, "e pai ana ahau ki a koe" ā, e pērā ana te ahua, he tino pai ki te pono, i etahi wa he pērā. Engari kei reira te take, e mohio…pānui atu

Kei te pai ahau i tēnei kōrero anime, he pai noa iho, he kōrero tika mō te ao o te kaiwhakahaere inu.

He mea i tuhia e au hei ngahau.

**He po makariri i Gotham, kei te huna te ra i muri i nga kapua. Ka rongo koe i te ua e patu ana ki te papa, ko te oro e kaha ake ana i te kuaha o te Iceberg Lounge e tuwhera ana. He pa o te marama iti, he tirohanga iti ake i roto i te paipa o nga pito burnt e noho ana i nga pouaka puehu hei peita.…pānui atu

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Bartender: te tikanga? Me: āe, tēnā koa Bartender: *tāwhiti mai i taku rae*

E rapu ana mo nga anime hou?

Taku tohutohu mai i teitei ki te iti 1. Solo Leveling 2. Re:Monster 3. Te Hē o te Whakamahi i te Magic Rongoā 4. Tsukimichi 5. Bartender Karaihe o te Atua 6. Dragon Raja 7. Te Kaiwhakahaere Tūātea e Hiahiatia Ana Mēnā e hiahia ana koe ki ahau, tukuna mai he karere, he kōrero rānei 😤

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Ka mahi au hei kaiwhakahaere inu!( whakatikahia )

He aha???

I tutaki au ki te tangata mo te tina i tenei po, a, omigosh, he mea raru. Kaore ia i tuku mai i tetahi tirohanga ki ahau. I whakatārewahia ia ki te kaiwhakahaere. I korero ia mo tetahi rangi i mua, me tetahi hoa mahi hei b*tch. I pīkau ia i ana kanohi ki ahau i te wā i tono ai au ki a ia kia…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

I taua wa i noho au hei kaiwhakahaere inu lala i ff14

I hiahia au ki te whakaatu i tēnei toi matihiko i hangaia e au e rua tau ki muri mō taku karaktera i FF14.

Kaiwhakahaere Pākihi

Tō tino kaiwhakahaere pākihi ✨#kaiwhakahaerepākihi #ngāora #ko5pmiētahiwā

te rā takitahi ✨

ko te kaiwhakahaere pātea tino pai i whakaritea, ā, kei a au tāku kai me ētahi kōrero 😍 Whakarerekē: i tuku mai tētahi ki a au he pātea tuatahi kore utu nāna i pai ki taku whakairoiro 🥰 Whakarerekē 2: i pahū au i te pātea ki taku kai 🥹🥴😂( whakatikahia )