Hapori Glitch

pānga boo

kia ora. he aha tāu e mahi ai mēnā kāore e kitea āu pou i konei? kaore e taea e au te whakatau. awhina

Kua rongo kē te tangata i tētahi ingoa e kīia ana, i te wā e puta ana, ka mea koe ohhhhh te atua!( whakatikahia )

Ka whakaae au! He tamaiti Boo au. Kaore au i te pakeke, kei te tipu tonu au!

Na, me tono au mo nga tiwhikete whanautanga ki te tautuhi i te Takenga Ira.

Ko enei hapa e takaro ana i te ahua o te kawanatanga, kaore e tika kia tuhia te transmale, te transfemale ranei i runga i te Kaardi Tautuhi o nga tangata, i runga i te Raihana Kaikawe. Smh.

..."E rēhia ana ēnei tāne ki te tiki i tēnei mīere, e tama! Kāore rātou e mōhio, e kōtiro, kei roto i ngā DM e pupuni ana te moni whakamate mō ngā mīere a ngā tāne. Ko wai te whakahaere i te ao? Tū māia.( whakatikahia )

Ko te hononga ā-iwi o Amerika ki Mekiko kei runga i ngā hū flip flop.

I teka ahau...pānuihia ngā kōrero....Mekiko i runga i te moonwalk a Michael Jackson😆( whakatikahia )

Kaore e whakamahia te whakatika mo nga whakatikatika! He mea kore whakaaro enei upoko Emoji ki te tuhinga. Ka tino pai ratou ki nga rerenga tuhinga e haere ana i te whare herehere.

He aha te mea e tupu ana mo te toenga o te ra Ngā hapa?

Kei te 3:31pm te wā pokapū....

Ngā hapa, mēnā kei te hiahia ngā Pākehā ki te tango i te pātea o ō rātou tīpuna, whakahokia mai tō kundalina. Ka tuku a Gopi Krishna i te rārangi katoa mō te whakawhānui i te marama.

Pōuri

Kaore au e PĒNEI i ngā hoa, e PĒNEI ana au i te whakaute!

Ka whakaaro au kua mutu au ki te aihikirimi...

Kei te tino noho mai ngā upoko kōneke....ka taea e koe te kimi i ahau me te #shapeshifters( whakatikahia )

Te Whakapuaki Rhetorical ki te tangata e tumanako ana ahau ka kite: Ko ia e marena ana ki a koe, kāore ki a au. Kāore koe i te whānau.

He aha ngā hapa?

Aroha ana ahau ki te katoa....Ka taea e au te kore e pai ki a koe.

Koia te mea e hanga ai he atua.( whakatikahia )

E kore enei wahine parauri e hiahia ana ki te ture?

Kei te raru ahau....

Ko wai i marena ki, i te rēhi rānei, ki tētahi o ēnei PŪKENGA KUPU?( whakatikahia )

Trump e ngana ana ki te raru KFC

Ngā hapa, he aha tēnei Gulf o Amerika e pā ana?( whakatikahia )

Ngā hapa, kei runga au i ngā whakatipuranga hou! I waho i te mea tawhito ki te mea hou! Boom shock-a-locka!

I te mea ko 5o cent he ringa👹 i te whakarite i te ingoa o te Gulf of Mexico ki te Gulf of America! 💩

Ata mārie, Glitches!

Ka kite au i te hunga mate. E kōrero ana i ngā reo ki ngā reo ātea. Kei te kī te whenua nei i ngā hunga mate e haere ana. #skywalker

Ka waiho a Trump i Amerika i runga i te whakaritenga wairua, ka whakatū rātou i ngā tauira me ngā tauira o Amerika? Aroha mai ki ngā pēke tāra.( whakatikahia )

Ko wai e noho ana me Elon Musk i te ahi mai i Māra? He tirohanga?

Ka whakaaro ahau i te wa e rapu ana a Amerika i o raatau pāngarau mo nga hanga me nga tauira....ka whakawhirinaki te whenua ki te whakatūpato wairua.( whakatikahia )

He pehanga, kei te pehea te whakawhiti moni me te kore e whakamahi i nga ringa tangata?

Ko te hangarau kei konei! #TRANSFORMERS