Hapori Guard

Kia ora!

Ko au tēnei, he kaitiaki haumaru ahau, ā, ki te kore au e takoto ana i te moenga e mātaki ana i YouTube, e tākaro kēmu ana rānei i taku rorohiko, ka kitea ahau i te mahi e tino pōrangi ana te āhua i ōku kākahu mahi katoa 😂 ki te hiahia koe ki te mōhio ki ahau, ka kōrero koa ahau ki te tangata…pānui atu

Taku Yuzu

Ka whakaaro au he aha ai... Ina haere au ki te kaukau. Me haere mai ia ki te tiaki i ahau... Mai i te aha? Te wai? 🤣🤣🤣

He ngeru i te mahi

tino ātaahua te kaitiaki

Ngā waewae i te mahi

Ko wai e hiahia ana ki te kuri tiaki me ngā waewae pēnei i aua i te tirotiro 🚓 😅

I tenei whakaaturanga i mau ahau i te mea kaore e taea te whakaaro, e pai ana ki te kiriata

Project Hail Mary (2026)

Ki te mōhio au i taua wā ko te mea e mōhio ana au ināianei kāore au i te mahi i ngā mea i mahi ai au i taua wā, heoi ināianei e mōhio ana au kāore au e noho i te pānui. Ka awhina ngā akoranga ki te ārahi i a koe i ngā huarahi kāore e mōhio ana koe. Ināianei ka taea e au te noho i te rangimārie me te pārekareka i te wā e noho ana, kāore i te wā o mua 😌☺️

I teitei rawa ahau

I tenei ra i korero mai taku hoa ki ahau me whakaiti e au taku tiaki, i teitei rawa ahau. "Kia pono noa" i mea ia. Engari he aha taku e taea ai mena kaore au i te pai ki te noho ngoikore hei hanga hoa? Na ko taku whakautu tuatahi ko "kaore, kaua e ngoikore. Kaua e tohatoha. Kaua e waiho hei mohio…pānui atu

Kupu Whakataki: Te Kī Taunaha i te Kūaha

(kupu whakataki roa ake i tēnei, he here noa kei konei) I oho a Helios i mua i te putanga mai o te rā, kua kākā te ruma i te pōuriuri. I takoto tonu ia ki te moenga, e whakarongo ana. I te nuinga o te wā, i tēnei hāora, ka rangona e ia te oro o te huri kōhatu a tōna pāpā, ōna hū e whiti ana i te…pānui atu

Nissan

i te po te ngeru i kitea i te taha o te pou tiaki ❤️

I tino mamae tēnei.

Kāore au e maumahara kua tangi ake au i te matenga o tētahi tangata rongonui, ā, i whakaaro tonu au mēnā ka tangi au, mō Dick Van Dyke kē. Engari i ohorere rawa ahau i tēnei. Nō nā tata nei i mate ai te whaea o taku wahine i te mate wareware o Lewy Body, nō reira he tino pārekareka tēnei ki ahau. I…pānui atu

Te hukarere

Taku ngeru tiaki haha

Prov: 04:23 Tiakina tō ngākau i ngā mea katoa nāna i puta mai tō wairua!

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ka mau tonu aku hoa ki te pānui i ahau i te mea kāore e taea e au te whakaaro atu( whakatikahia )

Te kaiwhakawā e whakanuia ana...!

E whakapono ana au e mōhio ana koe ki te āhua o te tangata. I te mutunga iho, ka kite katoa tō rūma whakawa. Ko te āhua o te tangata he mea e noho ana, ā, me mahi te kōti i tāna e tika ana. E whakaute ana au i tō mōhio, ā, e whakapono ana au i ako koe i te ture hei whakawa i te katoa i runga i te…pānui atu

Ngā mea pōturi i te kēmu Where winds meet

Kei te tiaki ētahi atu Shiba i te whare. Ko tēnei Shiba e tiaki ana i te pāti

Ngā pahi me te mahi

Vstar 1100 2007, kua tāpiri au i tētahi intake hau i raro i te tank, kua whakakāhoretia e au, kua tāpiri i ngā pūrere ki te whakarite i te hinu i ia pūhiko mai i te carb. Kua whakakotahi i ngā carb, kāore e hiahiatia te choke ki te tīmata. I te taha oku, i keri te tangata i mua i au i te muffler me…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Te "Mutunga" o ngā Rautaki

Mo ngā momo puoro, kua kite au i te 2026 hei "mutunga" mō te maha o ngā rautaki. Ko te kite i a Al Jourgensen e whakamutua ana te Ministry i runga i ngā kaiwaiata hou kua mate, ka whakaaro au mō ngā taonga i waihohia e te nuinga o ēnei kaiwaiata. Heoi anō, ka pā mai hoki te whakaaro ki a au e pā…pānui atu

Nga tirohanga i te ata

I tu ia hei tiaki mo te 5 meneti i te wa e pa ana ahau i tetahi rōpū. I tu ia i runga i ahau, nō reira i riro i a ia te painga. Āe, kāore e taea te whakakore. I piki ia i te rākau ki raro i te āhua pai 🤣

Te Whakaputanga Tūātea: Te Whakatakoto i te "Ka Awhina te Atua i te hunga e awhina ana i a rātou anō"

Tūātea Whakatuwhera: E te Matua i te Rangi, ka haere mai mātou ki a Koe me ngā ngakau whakawhetai, e whakamoemiti ana ki a Koe mō te mea ko Koe te Matua pono me te Kaiwhakarato. E te Ariki, whakatuwheratia ō mātou kanohi ki te mōhio ki tōu pono katoa, ā, whakakorehia ngā teka o te whakawhirinaki…pānui atu

KĀORE E TĀHAI I Ō PĀNUI MO TE KORE --

Kei te rapu au i tētahi tangata he pono tōna āhua, tētahi e whai tikanga ana, e whai tirohanga ana, ā, he āhua e noho pūmau ana i ngā wā teitei me ngā wā iti. E te iwi, tērā pea kei reira koutou e rapu ana i te aroha, engari pātaihia tō koutou ake: kei te tangata tika rānei? Ehara tō koutou…pānui atu

Te Whakamutunga

He aha te whakamutunga kiriata i mau ai koe i te mea kāore e taea te whakaaro? 😳

Ngā pānui rā inā i ngā ngahere

Te kuri tiaki rā

🖤 TE PAPA KATEA

I te tangata i mahi hei kaitiaki pō i roto i te whare tari 42-papa. Ia pō i te 2:00 a.m., me eke ia ki te pahi i te ruma whakatū ki te papa teitei, ā, me tirohia e ia ngā putanga ohorere i te ara ki raro. I tētahi Tūrei, i pā ia ki te 42. I piki te pahi. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. I muri…pānui atu

Nuitanga pai

I te marama e whiti ana i runga i te rangi, 🌙 Ka tukuna e au taku aroha ki a koe, ahakoa kei tawhiti koe i oku kanohi. Kati i ou kanohi, me te rongo i taku awhi, Whakaaro i aku kihi i runga i to mata. 💋 Kia tiakina koe e nga anahera i te po, Kia pai, kia marama nga moemoea. A, i te wa e oho ana…pānui atu

owo

He momo pōuri motuhake e puta mai ana i te noho ki te tangata, engari kāore e taea e au te tino noho hei au anake. I etahi wa, he iti ake te pōuri i te noho takitahi i te hono ki te tangata, nāna i te mea, i te mea kāore au e noho takitahi, ka taea e au te tuku i taku tiaki. Ka taea e au te…pānui atu

Samuel, I reira?

“Me mahi ki ētahi atu i runga i te tikanga e hiahia ana koe ki te mahi ki a koe.” Luke 6:31 (NIV) I mōhio te kaitiaki haumaru ki te ingoa o te katoa. Ko te nuinga o te iwi i kīia ia ko “Haumaru.” I roto i ngā tau e toru, i whakatuwherahia e ia tā rātou kūaha, i kohia ā rātou pātea, ā, i mihi ki a…pānui atu

Ko nga taonga whakanui i te ra whanau i nga hoa

He taapiri pai ki aku ope i tenei tau. Ka hiahia tonu au ki te nui ake o nga tamariki a te emepaea hei whai ope e taea ana te takaro, engari ka piki tenei ki te whakatutuki i tetahi atu huarahi, a ko te nightbringer ka tuku mai i taku ctan tuarua ki te tuku ki tetahi i te wa e takaro ana au i nga…pānui atu

E kore te taraka nei e hanga mo te hunga autituki

Te tapatoru kowhai o te riri. Tautoko Kaitiaki taha. Ka whakamahia hei whakaoho i te wa e tata ana koe ki te patu i tetahi mea i to taha kore, engari ka whakaohohia i te tangata e hiahia ana. I whakakorehia e ahau i taku taraka whakamutunga.

Ngā Ringa Tautoko

Ka taea e ētahi tāne te haere ki te rapu me te whakatārewatanga i a koe hei pātea. Ka whakamahi i tō ngoikore hei kai i a koe, hei waiho i a koe i te whara. Tiakina tō ngākau. Kia mau ki tō mana. Ka taea e koe te noho ngoikore, engari kāore e pā ana tēnei ki tō kaha. Mēnā ka haere rātou i a koe,…pānui atu

Tiakina te tangata, tiakina tō ngākau, pupuri i tō whakaute ki a koe anō, me pupuri i tō mana. Whakaora i a koe anō i te kino o te pūngao kino mai i ngā tangata kino. Kaua e whakangaro i a koe ngā tangata ❤🌬🧚‍♂️🙌💫

Ko te kōrero o te rā

te toro i tēnei kāinga ki te pēpi elepānt āna me tōna whānau. I te raru ia i tana whare me te haere ki te pou tiaki i waenganui i te pō! Haha, nā te mea kāore tēnei pēpi i hiahia ki te hoki ki te kāinga, i te mutunga ka āwhina mātou ki te hoki ki tana whare, ā, i kitea e mātou kua moe tōna whaea!( whakatikahia )

Kua rite mo te tuku

I hanga te tāpiri i te kotahi te wā o te moe i muri. Ko te mea i akohia e au i tēnei wā: Ko te pikinga tuarua he mea nui hei te wheako fluff. He juiciness te parai, kāore e ranea te fluff. Ko te rīpene āporo i tino kore e tika mō te rīpene parai, whakamahia te iti rawa e rua ngā āporo. Ka rapu…pānui atu

Te Whakaurunga

I tetahi wa, i kitea e au ahau i tetahi ahuatanga rite. I kite au i te tangata pakeke e uaua ana ki te whakauru i tana motokā ki te whare hoko. I noho au i te motokā i te taha o ia, ā, i pouri au mōna, nō reira hei taraiwa hoa, i puta au ki te awhina. Engari i te wa i kite ia ko te tangata e tuku…pānui atu

Wolfpack

Ko ngā kararehe e tino pai ana ki ahau he kōtiro, ā, ko te mea rongonui e tino pai ana ki ahau he tāne kōtiro... Ka whakahaerehia e au āku kuri hei tōku rōpū, engari kāore e taea e au te kī atu he rōpū anake, engari ko aku hoa me te whānau hoki. Ka tiakina e au tāku rōpū pēnā i te āhua o te āpōpō,…pānui atu

... "Ngā pōhēhē pai" ...

Ka mau te riri ki a au, Ka whiti te marama ki ngā mea kāore e hiahia ana au ki te kite, Ka ngana au ki te whakakotahi ngā wāhanga katoa, Ka tangi au, e inoi ana, kāore e noho mō te wā katoa. Ka pā te tau, engari ka noho te mamae, Ka tūmanako au, e inoi ana, mō ngā rā pai ake, I te kore e tino…pānui atu

E te hunga e karo ana,

He aha te mea e hiahia ana te tangata e aroha ana koe ki te mahi hei awhina i a koe ki te mohio he haumaru koe ki te whakaiti i to tiaki me te hiahia ki te whakakotahi? Ko te aha te momo here e paingia ana e koe, ā, he aha te take?

Aku MGS cosplays

Nga katoa o aku METAL GEAR SOLID cosplays i runga i te raupapa 1. Zanzibar Land Guard (Mai i MG2 MSX) 2. Jungle Evil (Mai i MG2 MSX) 3. Medic (Mai i Ground Zeroes) 4. MSF Staff member (Mai i Peace Walker) 5. Genome soldier (Mai i MGS1) i te taha matau 6. Mosquito (Mai i MGSV mission 22)

He tino ātaahua

Kaitiaki Restoraunt 😅❤️

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Ko te ngakau o te tangata he pounamu, kāore e taea e te tangata te kite i ngā mea kei roto, ka kitea anake e ngā mea e puta mai ana. No reira, tiakina tō ngakau i runga i te aroha katoa, kia pai ai ngā mea katoa e puta mai ana i a koe.