Hapori Rant

Ka taea e tetahi, e tetahi, te hono ki te reo ki ahau hei whakapuaki i aku whakaaro

Ka hiahia au ki te korero i te reo hei kore e rongo hei whakama.

Pune fuckall

Ka rite ki te whakamarama, kaore nga tangata i konei e mohio ko wai te DJ nui e takaro ana i tenei wa.

Aroha mai

He aha te take e tika ai tēnei?

I whakaaro...

Kua mutu te retrograde. He aha i puta mai ai ngā tangata o te wā i mua 🧿👄🧿 e mihi ana kua neke atu au, engari he aha i hiahia ai au ki te maumahara haha. He mea rerekē nāna i noho pātea i mua, engari ināianei ko te ao e mea ana, "e maumahara ana koe ki tēnei tangata?" I te pēhea mō tēnei atu…pānui atu

Kaore e taea te wikitoria

Ahakoa te aha e mahi ana au, ahakoa te aha e korero ana au, kaore e taea te wikitoria me aku tangata tino pai. Ahakoa e mahi ana au i tetahi mea i tonoa mai ki a au, he mea he tonu. He riri noa tenei e hiahia ana au ki te tuku i runga i te wahi kaore aku tangata.

Kaore au i haere ki te whare whakangungu

Kāore au i te uru ki te tikanga. I te mea pono, e tino pākiki ana au ki te haere ki te whare whakangungu. E rongo ana au i te āwangawanga kāore au e taea te whakahaere i ngā miihini, ā, ka noho a Arnold Schwarzenegger i reira e hiki ana i te 9,000 pauna i te wā e pātea ana au e haere ana ki te…pānui atu

He aha te take kāore e taea e te tangata te pānui

Mēnā e kī ana taku kōrero mōku e hiahia ana au ki te noho hei hoa, he aha te take e riro ana i a au ngā karere e pā ana ki te ngana ki te rāngai i tētahi? Pērā i te mea kāore e taea e koe te pānui i te kōrero mōku e kī ana i te tino kāore.

I te mea kua pau taku wa i te 36haora e 4 haora ki muri

Kua mahi au i te ra me te po. Kaore au i moe. Kua kai au i tetahi hot pocket me nga inu hiko e 4. Kei te mau au i tetahi teihana hiko kaore he ara ki te whakakī i te āwhina nāna i te mea kāore e mahi te kāri waka. Kei te tatari au mo tetahi atu rōpū ki te haere ki te whakakī i a mātou, engari omfg…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

He tangata nui, he tangata kaha

Ko te tikanga he mea kāore e taea e koe te whai i ngā emocions kaha. Kei te whakama koe i tētahi, kei te wehi koe i tētahi, nō reira ko te mea anake hei mahi, ko te tuku i te riri ki raro.

Kua whakamanahia

Ka rongo au i a rātou ngā pūngao rerekē🐍 👀😂 Tērā pea he telepathy tāku mō te kore take. Tērā pea kāore, engari ka maumahara au ki te tango i ngā whakaaro o te tangata i ētahi wā

I mohio koe mo tenei 🤬?

I tukuna e au tetahi o aku rakau deodorant hou, ka pakaru. Ahakoa, engari ki taku miharo. KAHORE HE RAKAU PŪ! Ka tango noa ia i te haurua o te kaiwhakahaere. Kaore e taea e te mea he haurua o te rakau? I tango au i tetahi atu i runga i te hiahia ki te mohio, a, ka tino kitea. HE HAURUA O TE RAKAU.…pānui atu

POV: I te wā e noho ana te tangata hei monossilabic, ā, e titiro ana (e whai ana) ki tō kōtaha

Kei konei ki te riri

Kua rongo koe i te pērā i te mea kāore koe e noho ana ki te rōpū o ngā tāngata e noho ana koe ki a rātou? I tino tata koutou mō te wā roa, engari i te wā e pakeke ana koe, ka iti haere ngā hononga o te tangata ki a rātou, kāore rānei e pēnā te āhua, kātahi ka riro i a koe kāore e tata ki a rātou,…pānui atu

Baddies USA

Whakamutunga

Kua rongo koe i te tino he mo te pakeke me te taumata mahi o tetahi? I whakaaro ahau ko te wahine i whai hui ahau i tenei ra i te mahi he tata ki taku pakeke (35 pea) engari i te wa i tirohia e au ia, ka mohio ahau he 51 ia!

Kahore au i te whakaritenga ia hei kaikawe matua, engari hei tangata i te taha ki ahau, a ka tino pouri ahau. Ka ngaro tonu ahau i te whakaaro me pehea e taea ai tenei, i te mea kāore ia i te ahua, kāore hoki i te rongo i te 51! He tino rerekē te pakeke o te tangata! A, kāore hoki ia i te tuku i te…pānui atu

Ka pai te hunga tane ki te goth hei sub-culture, kāore rānei he kōtiro me te makawe pango.

Pērā i te mea e rongo ana au i te tangata ma e tino māmā ana e kōrero ana mō te “Me whai au i tētahi kōtiro goth!!!” engari kāore rātou e hiahia ki te whakawhitiwhiti kōrero ki ngā mea e kīia ana hei “alternative” (nā te hunga i waho i ngā wāhi ahurea rerekē, e kī ana) i waho i te nu-metal…pānui atu

He utu tāpiri!?

E ai ki te kōrero, he utu $5 inaianei mēnā ka utu koe i tāu rīpene waea i tētahi toa waea i tō rohe. Ka whakakorehia te utu mēnā ka utu koe i a koe anō i te ipurangi. Kāore ngā kamupene e hiahia ki te whakawhitiwhiti ki ngā kaimahi tangata i ēnei rā.

Tōku rārangi mahi

Ehara i te mea pai mō taku 'tism. Me whai au i tētahi momo mau tonu. Kāore e taea te 20 haora i tētahi wiki me te 32 i te wiki e whai ake nei.

E 8 haora anō

E tū ana au i runga i aku waewae me te whakahaere i ngā boomers whai mana e whakaaro ana ka taea e rātou te whakaiti i ngā kaimahi ratonga.

Rant

Ko te karanga hei mea whakakino, te whakatoi, te korero ki raro, te korero i runga, me te whakahawea e te nuinga o te hunga mai i nga tangata i Starbucks me nga pokanga gitā ki taku wahi mahi me nga tari taakuta he tino whakangawari ki te hinengaro. Ahakoa ka IGNORE ahau i te karanga ingoa i te wa,…pānui atu

Ka rongo koe i te mea he kōpaki ngā mea?

I etahi wa kāore au e mōhio he aha ahau i konei

Te Pāhi

I te rā nei, i kī mai au kāore e taea te mahi. Kāore au e mōhio he aha te take e hinga ana ngā hononga katoa e pā ana ki au. Kei te tīmata au ki te whakaaro ko au te take, ā, kāore au e pai ki te whakaaro mō tēnā. Kei te tata au ki te muku i ngā mea katoa, ā, ka whakarerea. Aroha mai mō te tango i…( whakatikahia )pānui atu

Kia ora!

Kua roa au e whakamahi ana i tēnei taupānga. I tēnei wā e hoki mai ana au, kāore e taea e au te mōhio ki ngā mea katoa e pā ana ki a ia, ā, i te wā e tuku ana i ngā tuhinga. Tēnā awhina!

HE AHA

He wā e taea ai, e kore e taea~🧚🏻‍♀️ ✨✨✨

Ahakoa i ngā hoa, lol~ iākuanei. ko ngā tohu katoa i reira. ko taku whakaaro i runga. e kī ana te katoa ki ahau i te mea kotahi. engari ka mea rātou ki te noho, engari kāore rātou i kī mai ki ahau i te wā ki te puta, sigh. kāore e taea e au te mea kāore e pā ana. e tino pā ana au i te nui atu i…pānui atu

He aha tāu e mahi ana

I te wā e noho ana koe hei tangata e aroha ana i te nuinga i ō hononga?

Ka pouri ahau i te wa i te mea kāore au i te whai i tetahi kawenata, ināianei i tēnei wiki me mahi au i tētahi hui mō ngā huringa ture i te odonto (te pānga o te ngenge nui 🤣)

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Ka tino pōhēhē au e te mea e ngana ana ki te whakapā atu ki ētahi atu. Kei te ngenge au i te mea me whakaatu tonu au i taku ake mana me te pono o aku whakaaro ki tētahi. Ana, ka tīmata au ki te aroha ki tētahi, ka pērā te ahua kāore au anake e whakapau kaha ana ki te pupuri i te kōrero e haere ana.…pānui atu

Te Tukanga~

⚠️ Tūtohu whakatūpato: ka taea te tino pā te tangata, te pōuri hoki mō ētahi ⚠️ ka tukuna e au ngā aroha hehe 💕 kaua e pānui mēnā kāore e taea e koe te whakahaere i tēnei, kāore e hiahia ana ki te whakakore. Ka hiahia au ki te pai ki a koutou katoa 💖 . . . I whai mākū au i tētahi moemoeā i…pānui atu

Kei te mohio au he raru tā te katoa mo ngā pārekereke me ngā mea e tino pai ana rātou ki te mahi.

Kei te tino pai au ki te kōrero ki, me te ngana ki te whanaungatanga ki ngā wāhine. Tērā pea, i te mutunga, te rā 🤷 Nō reira, he tino riri me te whakararuraru ka pā mai i te wā ka pooti au me te wahine, ā, kātahi ka muku ia i a au, i muri i te mea i te āta, kāore e tuku i tētahi take ki te muku i…pānui atu

Kei te hiahia au ki te tangata e hiahia ana ki te korero ki au i tenei wa

Ko te taitara e korero ana i nga mea katoa, ka pērā te whakamahi i ngā tono pānuitanga, me te pērā i te whakatutuki i te rārangi tirotiro a te katoa, i ēnei kōrero maroke mēnā ka taea e koe te tiki pātea. E 25 ana au, tata ki te 26, kāore au i te rāngai i mua, ā, kāore au i te mōhio mēnā e hiahia…pānui atu

Te wahi kino e pā ana ki te mahi ratonga.

I nga wa katoa ka takaro te tīma NFL o te rohe, ka pā te tono ki tā mātou tari mō ngā haora i mua i te tīmatanga.