Gulu la Rant

Kuchita bwino pang'ono masiku ano

Zikuwoneka kuti anthu ochepa ndi ochepa akukonda komanso kuyesa kumvetsetsa mtima wa kuseka. Anthu ochepa ndi ochepa akufuna kutuluka ndikuchita chilichonse chabwino komanso chosintha ndi ena. Zomwe zikuyembekezedwa kukhala zosangalatsa komanso zosangalatsa zimakhalabe zovuta kwambiri ndipo…werengani zambiri

Kodi wina aliyense angathe kulankhula ndi ine kuti nditha kulankhula

Ndikungofuna kulankhula mwachindunji kuti ndisakhale ndi chinsinsi

Ine Wopanda

Chifukwa chiyani ichi?

Pune fuckall

Monga momwe mawu akufotokozera, anthu apa sakudziwa amene akupanga ma DJ akulu nthawi ino.

Ndinaganiza...

Kuchita kwachiwiri kwatha. N'chifukwa chiyani anthu akale akubwera kachiwiri 🧿👄🧿 ndithu ndachoka koma n'chifukwa chiyani ndiyenera kukumbukira haha. Ndikukhulupirira chifukwa chinali chachilendo kale koma tsopano dziko likuti apa, kodi mukukumbukira munthu uyu? Kapena bwanji munthu wina? Mmodzi…werengani zambiri

Sikhala ndithu

Popanda chinthu chilichonse chomwe ndichita kapena chomwe ndinena, sindingathe kupambana ndi anthu anga okonda. Ngakhale ndili ndi chinthu chomwe ndafunsidwa kuchita, chikhala choyipa. Ndikungopanga mawu osokoneza omwe ndidakonda kuti ndikhale ndi mtima wanga pa malo omwe anthu anga alibe.

Sindinapite ku gym

Sindinayambe kuchita izi. Choncho, ndikumva kuti ndine wolemera kwambiri kuti ndipite ku gym. Ndikumva nkhawa kuti sindingathe kudziwa momwe angagwiritsire ntchito makina aliwonse ndipo Arnold Schwarzenegger adzakhala m’menemo akukweza 9,000 pounds pamene ndikupita mwachangu ku bench kuti ndikhale…werengani zambiri

Chifukwa chiyani anthu sangawerengere

Ngati bio yanga ikuti ndingofuna anzanga, chifukwa chiyani ndimapanga mameseji okhudza kuyesa kukwatira munthu? Ngati simungawerengere bio yomwe ikuwonetsa bwino kuti ayi zikomo.

Ndikadali kuti ndikhale pa 36hr shift maola 4 apita

Ndakhala ndikugwira ntchito tsiku lonse ndi usiku. Sindinapeze tulo. Ndidya hot pocket ndi 4 energy drinks. Tsopano ndakhalapo pa sitima ya mafuta popanda njira yoti ndizitsitsa ambulance chifukwa khadi la fleet silikugwira ntchito. Ndikuyembekezera gulu lina kuti lizititsitsa koma omfg ndikufuna… (kusinthidwa)werengani zambiri

Kukhala munthu waukulu ndi wamphamvu

Zikutanthauza kuti simungakhale ndi maganizo amphamvu. Mukhoza kukhala mukuchititsa chisoni munthu kapena kukopa munthu choncho chinthu choyenera kuchita ndi kuchitira m'kati.

Kutsimikizika

Ndikumva mphamvu zawo zosayembekezeka🐍 👀😂 Nditha kukhala ndi telepathy popanda chifukwa. Mwina sichoncho koma ndikumaganiza za maganizo a anthu nthawi zina

Kodi mukudziwa za izi 🤬?

Ndinagwa chimodzi mwa zatsopano zanga za deodorant ndipo chinagwa. Koma, koma ndinachita chidwi. SIKU YONSE YA STICK! Ndipo imangotenga theka la dispenser. Kodi sichikupangitsa kukhala theka la stick? Ndinatenga chimodzi china chifukwa cha chidwi ndipo ndinapeza. SIKU YONSE YA STICK. Ndakhala…werengani zambiri

POV: Pamene munthu ali monossilabiki ndipo akuyang'ana (stalke) profaili yako

Ndi pano kuti ndipange mawu

Kodi mwachita kumva kuti simukukhala nawo bwino ndi anthu omwe mukukhala nawo? Munkhala pafupi kwa nthawi yayitali koma pamene mukukula anthu amakhala ndi maulalo ochepa ndi anzawo kapena ngati chinthu chinasintha ndiye simukhalabe pafupi nawo ngakhale mukulankhula nawo tsiku lililonse. Ngakhale…werengani zambiri

Baddies USA

Final

Kodi mwachita nthawi iliyonse kukhala ndi chidziwitso chachikulu pa zaka ndi gawo la ntchito la munthu? Ndinaganiza kuti mkazi amene ndinali naye msonkhano lero pa ntchito anali pafupifupi zaka zanga (35) koma pamene ndinachita google pa iye, ndinaphunzira kuti ndi zaka 51!

Sindinamutengere ngati wotsogolera koma ngati wochita nawo ntchito ndipo ndimapanga chisoni kwambiri. Ndikukumbukira kuti zitha bwanji chifukwa sanali kuoneka kapena kumva ngati ali ndi zaka 51! Ndizochititsa chisoni momwe anthu amafika pa zaka zosiyanasiyana! Ndipo sanali kupereka chizindikiro cha…werengani zambiri

Kodi abambo akufuna goth monga sub-culture kapena akufuna atsikana okhala ndi tsitsi black.

Ngati ndikupitiriza kumva munthu woyera wamba amene mungakumane naye akulankhula za “Ndikufuna gf ya goth!!!” koma akukana kulumikizana ndi chilichonse chomwe chingatchulidwe kuti “alternative” (ndi anthu omwe ali kunja kwa malo a counter culture, choncho) kupatula ku generic radio-sludge nu-metal…werengani zambiri

Chindapusa chotsika!?

Zikuwoneka kuti pali chindapusa cha $5 tsopano ngati mukulipira foni yanu ku sitolo ya foni yakomweko. Chindapusa chikhala chotsitsidwa ngati mukulipira nokha pa intaneti. Makampani akufuna kuti musakhale ndi mgwirizano ndi ogwira ntchito enieni masiku ano.

Ndiye ntchito yanga

Sindikukondwera nacho pa 'tism yanga. Ndikufuna mtundu wina wa kukhazikika. Osati maola 20 sabata imodzi ndi 32 sabata yotsatira.

Anthu 8 ena

Amapita pa mapazi anga ndikukumana ndi anthu a boomers omwe akuganiza kuti angakhale osakhulupirika kwa ogwira ntchito.

Kukhalapo

Kukambidwa kuti ndine wopanda chithunzi ndi kupangidwa kuti ndikhale wosafunika, kukambidwa pansi, kukambidwa pamwamba, ndi kutengedwa mwauzimu ndi anthu ambiri kuchokera ku anthu a Starbucks ndi malo ogulitsira gitala kupita ku ntchito yanga ndi ofesi za madokotala kumakhala kovuta mtima. Ngakhale…werengani zambiri

Kodi nthawi zina mumamva kuti zinthu zili ngati zophulika?

Nthawi zina sindikudziwa chifukwa choti ndili pano

Kukana

Ndinangotumizidwa kuti sizikugwira ntchito kachiwiri lero. Ndikukhulupirira kuti sindikuwona chifukwa choti ubale uliwonse ndili nawo umakhalabe wopanda phindu. Ndikuyamba kuganiza kuti ndi ine, ndipo sindikufuna chifundo cha izo. Ndikukonzekera kuchotsa zonse ndikusiya. Pepani chifukwa chotenga… (kusinthidwa)werengani zambiri

Moni!

Ndakhala ndikupezeka pa pulogalamu iyi kwa nthawi yaitali. Tsopano ndakhala kubwerera, ndikuwoneka kuti sindikumvetsa chilichonse chokhudza izo, makamaka pamene ndikupanga ma post. Heeeelp!

CHIFUKWA

Ndi nthawi yochita kapena kuwononga~🧚🏻‍♀️ ✨✨✨

Ngakhale mu ubale lol~ ishouldhaveknown. allthesignswerethere. myintuitionwasonline. everyonewastellingmethesamething. butthentheysaytobetherebutthentheydidnttellmewhentogetoutsigh. it'snotthatidontcare. itotallycaremorethantheyever. iknowimnottheonlyonefeelingwhateverthiswhackenergyis 😂😂😂…werengani zambiri

Chifukwa chiyani mumachita

Mukakhala nthawi zonse munthu amene amakonda kwambiri mu ubale wanu?

Kukumbukira nthawi yomwe ndinali popanda udindo uliwonse, tsopano ndi sabata ino ndiyenera kuchita seminari pa kusintha kwa malamulo mu odonto (kuchita chinthu chovuta kwambiri 🤣)

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Ndikumva ngati ndine wopusa kuyesa kulumikizana ndi ena. Ndakwana kukhala ndi chikhumbo chofunikira kuwonetsa kuti ndine weniweni ndi zolinga zanga kwa munthu. Ndipo pamene ndikukonda munthu, zimakhala ngati ndine yekha amene akupanga khama kuti nditsogolere kukambirana. Ngati simukufuna,…werengani zambiri

Kugwiritsa ntchito~

⚠️ Chidziwitso cha kutsegula: chingakhale chovuta kapena chotopetsa kwa ena ⚠️ ndikutumiza chikondi chanu hehe 💕 musalembe ngati simungathe kuchita ndi izo kapena kuzipereka. Ndikukwishani zonse bwino 💖 . . . Ndinali ndi ndoto yomwe inandikumbutsa momwe ndinachitidwa m'tsogolo m'njira yomwe…werengani zambiri

Ndikukhulupirira kuti aliyense ali ndi mawu okhudza zikhumbo ndi zinthu zomwe akonda kuchita.

Ndikukonda kwambiri komanso ndimapanga zabwino zokambirana ndi, komanso kuyesa kukhala ndi ubale ndi akazi. Mwina, pambuyo pake ndidzakhalanso ndi chibwenzi 🤷 Choncho, ndi CHIFUKWA chachikulu komanso chovuta pamene mkazi ndi ine timakumana ndipo akandichotsa, pambuyo ponena bwino, ndikupereka…werengani zambiri

Ndikufuna munthu yemwe akufuna kulankhula nane pa nthawi imeneyi

Mutu ukutanthauza zonse, chibwana cha maapp a dating ndi chibwana cha kuyesa kukumana ndi zomwe anthu akufuna kapena mazungulira osasangalatsa ngati mungapeze match 25 pafupifupi 26 sindinakhale ndi chibwenzi kale ndipo mwachidziwikire sindikudziwa ngati ndikufuna, zomwe ndizovuta chifukwa ndakhala…werengani zambiri