Blame the right appliance

#dadjokes

Karen

13h

INFP

Gemini

6

5

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

..... It's a pita parka 😅

#dadjokes

Jesse

15h

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

People say 60 is the new 40

I tried it, still got a ticket.

#dadjokes

Chris

1d

INFP

Pisces

Before crowbars were invented

crows drank at home.

#dadjokes

Titan

11h

ENFJ

Capricorn

I'll just leave this here

#dadjokes

Tom

4mo

INTJ

Libra

7

8

Bar protocol

Why aren't dogs allowed in bars? They can't control their lickers.

#dadjokes

Karen

1d

INFP

Gemini

6

5

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Sees-a-salad 😂

#dadjokes

Karen

2d

INFP

Gemini

6

5

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism. It's a light sentence. 😅

#dadjokes

W

4mo

ENFP

Leo

2

3

🤓🐟

#dadjokes

Jesse

2d

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

A broken drum is the best gift you could give someone.

Why? Because no one else can beat that.

#dadjokes

Tom

4mo

INTJ

Libra

7

8

Racing

Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.

#dadjokes

Titan

1d

ENFJ

Capricorn

Tried to soften the blow

#dadjokes

Jesse

1d

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

When I have a headache I take two aspirin

And keep away from my children, just like it says on the bottle.

#funny

Tom

3d

INTJ

Scorpio

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Looks kinda suspicious to me. #jokes #joke #smile #laughing #laugh #dadjokes #fun #funny

#dadjokes

Chris

3d

INFP

Pisces

My wife said the salads I make are too bland.

Definitely something that needs addressing.

#dadjokes

Matt

2d

INTP

Sagittarius

I recently lost my best friend.

He died of heartburn. I still can't believe Gav is gone.

#dadjokes

Shashaan

14d

ISFP

Taurus

What's the worst insult you can say to a ghost?

"Get a life".

#dadjokes

Jesse

3d

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

Oldie but goody: my friend has a horse named Mayo

Sometimes Mayo Neighs.

#dadjokes

Chris

4d

INFP

Pisces

Just for the record

I bought a turntable.

#dadjokes

Roei

8d

ESFJ

Sagittarius

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer

#dadjokes

Chris

13d

INFP

Pisces

My geography teacher asked me to name a country without the letter R in it.

I said "No way!"

#dadjokes

Chris

8d

INFP

Pisces

A sales lady in the fragrance department was helping me shop for my wife's birthday present.

I said "How much for that one?" she said "Perfume?" I said "No, per bottle"

#dadjokes

Chris

6d

INFP

Pisces

I just read that they made the world's strongest suction cup.

I'm not sure how they pulled that off.

#dadjokes

Troy

7d

ENFJ

Virgo

Semi Daily Dad Jokes

Cautionary tale for you all, My friend David had his ID stolen! Now he goes by Dav!

#dadjokes

Roei

8d

ESFJ

Sagittarius

Name a country without R in its name

No way

#dadjokes

Kristián Řehořovský

2d

ENFP

Aquarius

5

4

Why did the short guy lose the bartending competition?

He went first... So the bar was set real low 😂

#dadjokes

Chris

9d

INFP

Pisces

How do lumberjacks work from home?

They log in.

#dadjokes

Shashaan

16d

ISFP

Taurus

Sad ghost walked into the elevator

To lift its spirits.

#dadjokes

Chris

7d

INFP

Pisces

People say I'm bad at baking,

but I don't think I have to prove anything.

#dadjokes

Troy

9d

ENFJ

Virgo

Daily Dad Joke

When my grandma turned 65, she started walking 10 miles a day. She's 92 now, and we have no idea where she is!!

#dadjokes

Shashaan

23d

ISFP

Taurus

Why is it hard for pirates to learn the alphabets?

Because they always get lost at 'C'.

#dadjokes

Chris

20d

INFP

Pisces

I have to admit something.

I look over shoulders a lot, and it's crazy to me how many people have the password "********"

#dadjokes

Ahmad

25d

INTP

Taurus

6

7

Thoughts?

The most obvious answer would be that a joke becomes a dad joke when a dad tells it. What are the best/worst dad jokes you’ve ever heard? (edited)

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

28d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

#dadjokes

Shashaan

1mo

ISFP

Taurus

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost 😪 (edited)

#dadjokes

Chris

29d

INFP

Pisces

I heard a rumor about butter

but I don't want to spread it.

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

25d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

How much does a chimney cost? It's free because it's on the house

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

28d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I used to work at a recycling plant my job was to crush cans It was soda pressing

#fun

Joyful Malcontent

1mo

INFJ

Sagittarius

6

7

JEAN BOWL - JEOWL

A Jean bowl, a jeowl, to go with your jhorts. #funny #meme #dadjokes

#dadjokes

Marthinus

21d

INFJ

Libra

Who else thought of this?😁

#dadjokes

Shashaan

1mo

ISFP

Taurus

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.