This felt appropriately dad jokey

17h

INFP

Pisces

Fun fact

If you water your water, it will actually grow.

#dadjokes

19h

ENFJ

Capricorn

If anyone asks you to spell Part backwards... don't

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Pisces

Yesterday my friend told me to have lunch with them on the hood of their Honda Civic.

I said "No thank you, if I'm going to be eating on the hood of any car I'll do it on my own Accord. Thank you very much".

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Pisces

My friend told me he likes going outdoors.

I said we'll sure, who wants to go out a window?

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

3mo

INFJ

Scorpio

☺️

I quite my job at the helium gas factory I refuse to be spoken to in that tone

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

If you're thinking of trying archery

just know there are a lot of drawbacks.

#dadjokes

Karen

INFP

Gemini

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Sees-a-salad 😂

#dadjokes

Tom

3mo

INTJ

Libra

Theology matters

What is between heaven and earth? "And"

#dadjokes

Karen

INFP

Gemini

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

..... It's a pita parka 😅

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

3mo

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Capricorn

Ha

#dadjokes

Karen

INFP

Gemini

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism. It's a light sentence. 😅

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Pisces

A broken drum is the best gift you could give someone.

Why? Because no one else can beat that.

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Pisces

People say 60 is the new 40

I tried it, still got a ticket.

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Pisces

When I have a headache I take two aspirin

And keep away from my children, just like it says on the bottle.

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

My wife said the salads I make are too bland.

Definitely something that needs addressing.

#funny

Tom

INTJ

Scorpio

Hmmmmmmmmm.

Looks kinda suspicious to me. #jokes #joke #smile #laughing #laugh #dadjokes #fun #funny

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

Before crowbars were invented

crows drank at home.

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Capricorn

Tried to soften the blow

#dadjokes

17d

ISFP

Taurus

What's the worst insult you can say to a ghost?

"Get a life".

#dadjokes

Matt

INTP

Sagittarius

I recently lost my best friend.

He died of heartburn. I still can't believe Gav is gone.

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Pisces

Oldie but goody: my friend has a horse named Mayo

Sometimes Mayo Neighs.

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

Just for the record

I bought a turntable.

#dadjokes

Roei

10d

ESFJ

Sagittarius

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer

#dadjokes

15d

INFP

Pisces

My geography teacher asked me to name a country without the letter R in it.

I said "No way!"

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

I just read that they made the world's strongest suction cup.

I'm not sure how they pulled that off.

#dadjokes

ENFJ

Capricorn

I'll just leave this here

#dadjokes

10d

INFP

Pisces

A sales lady in the fragrance department was helping me shop for my wife's birthday present.

I said "How much for that one?" she said "Perfume?" I said "No, per bottle"

#dadjokes

Troy

ENFJ

Virgo

Semi Daily Dad Jokes

Cautionary tale for you all, My friend David had his ID stolen! Now he goes by Dav!

#dadjokes

Roei

10d

ESFJ

Sagittarius

Name a country without R in its name

No way

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

People say I'm bad at baking,

but I don't think I have to prove anything.

#dadjokes

19d

ISFP

Taurus

Sad ghost walked into the elevator

To lift its spirits.

#dadjokes

Kristián Řehořovský

ENFP

Aquarius

Why did the short guy lose the bartending competition?

He went first... So the bar was set real low 😂

#dadjokes

12d

INFP

Pisces

How do lumberjacks work from home?

They log in.

#dadjokes

Troy

12d

ENFJ

Virgo

Daily Dad Joke

When my grandma turned 65, she started walking 10 miles a day. She's 92 now, and we have no idea where she is!!

#dadjokes

26d

ISFP

Taurus

Why is it hard for pirates to learn the alphabets?

Because they always get lost at 'C'.

#dadjokes

22d

INFP

Pisces

I have to admit something.

I look over shoulders a lot, and it's crazy to me how many people have the password "********"

#dadjokes

Ahmad

27d

INTP

Taurus

Thoughts?

The most obvious answer would be that a joke becomes a dad joke when a dad tells it. What are the best/worst dad jokes you’ve ever heard? (edited)

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

#dadjokes