😊

#dadjokes

Robert

19h

INTP

Virgo

6

7

(This is a made up scenario, just in case it wasn't clear)

A friend of mine mispronounced Vinland saga while talking, but i let him Finnish.

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

2d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

🙂

A recent study showed that 10/9 people were bad at maths

#funny

Justin

3d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

#dadjokes

#dadjokes #funny

#dadjokes

Robert

2d

INTP

Virgo

6

7

A guy bought too much zucchini at the store.

He was overencucumbered

#dadjokes

Chris

3mo

INFP

Pisces

They say that dogs bark on average 350 times a day.

But that's just a ruff estimate.

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

4d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

DAD: What's the difference between a piano a tuna and glue? SON: what? DAD: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. SON: what about the glue DAD: I knew you would get stuck there

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

2d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

A recent study showed that people who are afraid of hurdles Never got over it

#dadjokes

Jesse

3mo

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

I heard today, that sadly Old McDonald had to sell his farm to avoid bankruptcy :-(

He did so, to pay what he e-i-e-i-owes

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

8d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😏

A man today failed to Sue a luggage company. He's case is now closed

#dadjokes

Jesse

4mo

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

#dadjokes

Dandan; Not Not Dan.. The Real Dan. What is a Dan?

5d

INTJ

Capricorn

4

5

There's this band

And I think you should listen to them. But you can't listen to me about it because the name of the group is Think For Yourself.

#dadjokes

Justin

11d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

#dadjokes

#funny

Justin

8d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

#dadjokes

#dadjokes

#dadjokes

Justin

10d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

#dadjokes

#dadjokes #pinkfloyd

#dadjokes

Justin

10d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

#dadjokes2.0

#dadjokes #funny #dwarves #snowwhite

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

19d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Where would you fing a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it

#funny

James

11d

ENFP

Sagittarius

9

1

A dad joke to start the conversation

How do you make an egg roll? You push it #meme #universe #dadjokes #funny (edited)

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

19d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I farted once on an elevator It was wrong on so many levels

#dadjokes

Dandan; Not Not Dan.. The Real Dan. What is a Dan?

18d

INTJ

Capricorn

4

5

When that first step outside

Is in doggy doooo... It's a deucey

#dadjokes

Doug

12d

INTP

Cancer

2

3

When you need to tuna someone up

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

20d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza I guess I should have used aloha temperature

#dadjokes

Robert

2d

INTP

Virgo

6

7

A guy bumps his leg while carrying a vat of cider.

He bruise it.

#dadjokes

𔓎ꑀꌅ꒐ꈵꁲ𔓎

4mo

INFP

9

1

Ba Dum Tss!

🤣🤣🤣

#comedy

Mohamed

18d

ESTJ

Libra

Thoughts after dark

Telling #dadjokes while being #single is just like "dressing for the job you want; not the job you have."

#dadjokes

Reinier

15d

INTP

Leo

2

3

What do you call honey that's spread over a large area?

That's a nectare.

#dadjokes

Ⓜ️🅰️®️k

2d

INFP

Leo

6

7

Peak comedy, the dad of dad jokes

#comedy #notallbritsarebad

#memes

🅲🅾Ⓡ🅴🆈

12d

INTJ

Pisces

8

7

No Bueno

#funny #work #humor #dadjokes

#comedy

A✯۵🐺🧭🕊🗺

1mo

ENFJ

Sagittarius

3

4

Women must find dad jokes attractive, otherwise they'd be known as "bachelor jokes" 👀😏

#funny #dadjokes #jokes #music

#dadjokes

Renaé

4mo

INFP

Capricorn

8

7

My purse is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry 😭

#dadjokes

Joseph

13d

ISTJ

Aries

3

4

What do you call a man without a body and no nose?

Nobody knows

#dadjokes

𔓎ꑀꌅ꒐ꈵꁲ𔓎

3mo

INFP

9

1

🧈🌎🦦

#funny

Justin

8d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

#dadjokes

#dadjokes

#dadjokes

Renaé

4mo

INFP

Capricorn

8

7

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.

#dadjokes

Karen

4mo

INFP

Gemini

6

5

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Sees-a-salad 😂

#dadjokes

Shu-shu

2mo

INFJ

2

1

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack. 🦆 🚨🚓👮

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

4mo

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two

#dadjokes

✨Femme Fatale✨

3mo

ENFP

Libra

9

1

What do you call a man with a nose but without other body parts?

#dadjokes

Jesse

4mo

ENFJ

Pisces

6

5

Where do bad rainbows go?

To Prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

1mo

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

☺️

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

#funny

Terry

3mo

INTP

Aquarius

6

5

😂😂

#dadjokes #meme #justforfun #justforlaughs

#dadjokes

Andy🇬🇧🦂🕷️💀

1mo

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith Soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

#dadjokes

Karen

4mo

INFP

Gemini

6

5

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flatbread?

..... It's a pita parka 😅