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Need Advice 😅

Okay so… how do y’all ethically and logistically handle multiple dates in a week without accidentally calling someone by the wrong name or forgetting what trauma they told you over tapas? Like, I’m not trying to build a harem (yet 👀), but apparently being charming is exhausting when you’re booked... read more

Alarming trend - checklist dating!

I've noticed a growing trend in dating: a sort of spreadsheet or checklist approach, where people declare themselves a "Queen" or "King" without offering much insight into who they actually are, apart from how demanding they can be. At the same time, they have a long list of expectations for their... (edited) read more

Auditing today 😭

Me, at work right now. The vendor has reprinted a bunch of invoices that make it look like we haven't paid!!! So now I have to investigate every contract, make notes in a spreadsheet, send that to my manager so she can read my notes, then I have to go contact the vendor just to tell me they made... read more

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If you only do things according to a plan, then your life becomes a spreadsheet, with targets, timetables and bullet points. A well-organized endeavor. But not really a human life. If you only wait for the perfect moment, for predicting and anticipating every single detail of your actions, you... (edited) read more

Looking for a place for a date night? Well, allow me to ruin everything for you... The Dirty 30: Chain Restaurants Serving You the Same Sysco Slop (and Charging You Double)

Pull up a booth, it’s time we talk about the microwaved elephant in the room. You know that “handcrafted” burger you just dropped $16 on? The one with “signature aioli” and “farmhouse brioche”? Yeah, it probably rolled off a Sysco truck at 4 a.m. in a vacuum-sealed bag that’s been cross-country... read more

LinkedIn Name Me VS Specific Person MBTI Work Person

Me on LinkedIn: Ahmad Other work guy who is also named like me and similar title: Ahmad “Certified Scrum-Powered, PMP-Enchanted, KPI-Vanquisher Lord High Guardian of Gantt Charts Architect of PowerPoint Realms Deliverer of On-Time Milestones Breaker of Blockers King of Stakeholder... read more