Uluntu lwe-Rant

Kuncinci ukuhlekisa kwiintsuku ezinjalo

Kubukeka ngathi abantu abaninzi abasiqondi kwaye abazami ukuqonda umoya wokuhlekisa. Abantu abaninzi abafuni ukuphuma nokwenza nantoni na ehlekisayo nenomtsalane nabanye. Okufanele kube kukhulu kwaye kuhlekisayo kuthathwa ngokungathandekiyo kakhulu kwaye kuhlonitshwa, kwaye kuthathwa ngokuchasene…funda okungakumbi

Ungandithumeli imiyalezo ngentlalo-nkolo uze ungandivali ngenxa yokuba andifuni ukuthatha inxaxheba!

Uyangena kwi-DMs zam akufuneki kube ngentlalo-nkolo. Ndiy "Classically Liberal" ukuba kufuneka uyazi, kodwa ndizibona ndingengomntu ongena kwezopolitiko. Andifuni ukuthetha ngaloo nto..phezulu. Phetha umphakathi.

Ngaba umntu onke angandixhoma ngomsindo ukuze ndikwazi ukuthetha

Ndifuna nje ukuthetha ngomsindo ukuze ndingazive ngathi ndiyaphazamiseka

Ndicinga...

I-retrograde iphelile. Kutheni abantu abakudala bephuma kwakhona 🧿👄🧿 ndiyabulela ukuba ndihambile kodwa kutheni kufuneka ndikhumbule haha. Kuyamangalisa kuba bekungathandeki ngaphambili kodwa ngoku umhlaba uthi nantsi, uyayikhumbula le mntu? Okanye kutheni ungakhumbuli le mntu? Ngomnye nomnye…funda okungakumbi

Andizange ndiyokwenyuka

Andizange ndingene kwi habit. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndiziva ndinzima kakhulu ukuya kwi gym. Ndiziva ndinokukhathazeka ukuba andizukukwazi ukuqonda indlela yokusebenza nayiphi na yemishini kwaye uArnold Schwarzenegger uza kuba khona ephakamisa iipawundi eziyi-9,000 ngelixa ndithanda ukugquma ndihamba…funda okungakumbi

Ukuba ngumntu omkhulu onamandla

Kuthetha ukuba awukwazi ukuba nemvakalelo ezinzima. Uthumele umntu okanye uyoyikisa umntu ngoko ke into kuphela yokuyenza kukuyifaka phantsi

Uphumelele

Ndiziva iimeko zabo ezithile🐍 👀😂 Mhlawumbi ndinokuxhumana ngengqondo ngaphandle kwesizathu. Mhlawumbi hayi kodwa ndiyakhumbula ukucoca iingcinga zabantu ngamanye amaxesha.

POV: Xa umntu engumonossílabo kwaye ejolisa (stalkeela) kwi profayili yakho

Baddies USA

Umgqibelo

Ukephile na ukungaqondi kakuhle ubudala nomsebenzi womntu? Ndicinga ukuba umfazi endandinemihla naye namhlanje emsebenzini ubudala bami (35ish) kodwa xa ndimbhiyozela, ndafumanisa ukuba ungama-51!

Andimphathanga njengomntu omdala kwaye ndandimphatha njengomhlobo wam, kwaye ndiziva kabi. Ndiyaphazamiseka ukuba kungani kunjalo kuba akazange abukeke okanye azive engama-51 nakancinci! Kuyamangalisa indlela abantu abadala ngayo ngezinga elahlukeneyo! Kwaye akazange anike umoya wokuba ngumntu…funda okungakumbi

Ngaba amadoda ayathanda i-goth njengendlela yokuphila okanye nje amantombazana anenwele ezimnyama.

Njengoko ndihlala ndiveza umfo omhlophe ophakathi kokuphila okungcono, ethetha ngento ethile “Ndifuna i-goth gf!!!” kodwa baphika ukuxhumana nanini na nento ethathwa njenge “alternative” (ngabantu abakwiindawo ze-counter culture, ngokuqinisekileyo) ngaphandle kwe-radio-sludge nu-metal ejolise…funda okungakumbi

Imali yokuphucula!?

Ngokwenene kukho imali engama-$5 ngoku ukuba uhlawula i-akhawunti yakho yefoni kwivenkile yefoni yendawo. Imali iyakhululwa ukuba uyihlawula ngokwakho kwi-intanethi. Iinkampani ngokuqinisekileyo azifuni ukuba uthethe nabantu bokwenene kwiintsuku zethu.

Umjikelo wam womsebenzi

Awu, akulunganga neze kum 'tism. Ndifuna uhlobo oluthile lokuzinza. Hayi iiyure ezingama-20 kwiveki enye kunye ne-32 kweyokugqibela.

Ezinye iiyure ezi-8

Zokuma ngezinyawo zam nokujongana neebhoma ezizithathayo ukuba zikwazi ukungaphantsi kwababoneleli beenkonzo.

Uhlanga

Ukubizwa ngokungafaniyo nokukhethwa, ukuthethwa phantsi, ukuthethwa ngaphezu, nokuphathwa kakubi ngababantu abaninzi ukusuka kubantu beStarbucks nakwiindawo zeguitar ukuya emsebenzini wam nakwi-ofisi zodokotela kuyandithwesa umthwalo wem emotional. Nokuba ndiyazama UKHUMBULA amagama okubiza…funda okungakumbi

Uhleli uziva ngathi izinto zikhala?

Ngamanye amaxesha andazi nokuba kutheni ndikhona

Uphikiso

Ndandixelelwa nje ukuba akuyi kusebenza kwakhona namhlanje. Ndiyavuma, andiqondi ukuba kutheni ubudlelwane bonke endinabo buphuma phantsi. Ndiyacinga ukuba mhlawumbi ndiyena, kwaye andithandi umbono wokuba kunjalo. Ndiyacinga ngokususa yonke into ndiphelise. Uxolo ngokuthatha ixesha lakho,…( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi

Molo!

Ndiphume kwi-app leyo ixesha elide. Ngoku ndiphinde ndibuye, ndiyabona ukuba andiqondi nto ngayo, ngakumbi xa ndithumela iiposti. Heeeelp!

KUTHENI

Yiyona ixesha lokwenza okanye ukungaphumeleli~🧚🏻‍♀️ ✨✨✨

Nangona kwiintlanganiso lol~ ishouldhaveknown. allthesignswerethere. myintuitionwasonline. everyonewastellingmethesamething. butthentheysaytobetherebutthentheydidnttellmewhentogetoutsigh. it'snotthatidontcare. itotallycaremorethantheyever. iknowimnottheonlyonefeelingwhateverthiswhackenergyis…funda okungakumbi

Uthini

Xa ungumntu ohlala ethanda kakhulu kwiingxoxo zakho?

Ndiyakhumbula xa ndandingekho nemisebenzi, ngoku kule veki ndifanele ukwenza isemina malunga neenguqu ezikwi mthetho kwi-odonto (i-preguicite aguda ibhujiswa 🤣)

Ukw processing~

⚠️ Isixwayiso sokukhathazeka: singaba nzima okanye sothusayo kwabanye ⚠️ thumela uthando lwakho hehe 💕 ungafundi ukuba awukwazi ukujolisa okanye ukungamkeli. Ndifisela nonke kakuhle 💖 . . . Ndandinemphupha endandikhumbuza indlela endandiphathwa ngayo kwixesha elidlulileyo kumphakathi apho…funda okungakumbi

Ndiyazi ukuba wonke umntu unokukhala ngemicimbi yeempawu kunye nezinto abazithandayo.

Ndiyathanda kwaye ndiyavuya ukuthetha, nokuzama ukufumana ubuhlobo nabasetyhini. Mhlawumbi, ekugqibeleni ndiza kudibana 🤷 Ngoko, kuyandixaka kakhulu kwaye kuyandiphoxa xa umphakathi nabasetyhini sidibana kwaye emva koko bandidlula, emva kokuba ndibhalile, ndinika akukho sizathu sokundidla,…funda okungakumbi

Ndifuna nje omnye ofuna ukuthetha nam ngeli xesha

Isihloko sithi konke, shiya ii-apps zokuthandana kwaye shiya ukuzama ukuhlangabezana ne-checklist yabantu bonke okanye ezi ngxoxo zomeleleyo ukuba ungafumana umphosa. Ndineminyaka engama-25, ndiza kuba neminyaka engama-26, andikaze ndithandane ngaphambili kwaye ngokwenene andiqinisekanga ukuba…funda okungakumbi

Ndiyaphoswa

Yintoni eyenza ukuba lokhu kube nencazelo?

Ingxaki embi malunga nomsebenzi wenkonzo.

Nangona iqela leNFL lendawo lidlala, umphakathi wethu uhlala uthunyelwa ngemiyalelo iiyure phambi kokuba iqale.

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Apha ukuze uthethe

Uke waba nomuzwa wokuba awusayi kuhlala nabantu obakhangelayo? Ube seduze ixesha elide kodwa ke njengoko uhamba phambili, abantu bahlala bephucukile kwiimeko zabo okanye njengoko into ithathe umjikelo, awusekho seduze nabo nangona usaqhubeka nokuthetha nabo yonke imihla. Nokuba bangabangane,…funda okungakumbi

Baddies USA

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