Umphakathi we-Barber
Umphakathi we-barber, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
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KONKE
barber
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Umphakathi we-barber, ingxoxo, nokudingida.
538 IMIMOYA
KONKE
barber
Hlangana Nabantu Abasha
OKULANDAYO
Ngabe ngisanda kucwecwa uphahla lwezinkuni ngosuku olwandulela, futhi lokhu kuyindlela engiphuma ngayo. Uthini umoya? Ngabe kufanele ngiye kumphakathi bese ngimvumela ukuthi angitholele lezo zinto zikaGeorge Clooney (angazi ukuthi zibizwa kanjani) ๐( kulungiswe )



Yini umbuzo owake waba nentshisekelo yokuwubuza umphakeli wakho kodwa ungakaze uwubuze?( kulungiswe )
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Ngithathe le mifanekiso ngemuva ngoba ngazizwa kahle futhi manje iyisithombe sami sephrofayela.( kulungiswe )

Ukugunda Izinwele 10โฌ ngezinyanga ezi-3 Thumela umlayezo ukuze uthole okwengeziwe

Okuthunyelwe Okuhlobene


Ngithuthukise ikhekhe lokuzalwa kwe-barber shop yami, nginonyaka we-29.

Lo Barber uyaphazamisa umgca wakho wezindlebe... Sekuyisikhathi sokwehlukanisa
Lokho bekungelona usuku lokuhlangana. Ukuhlangana nokuhlangana okungcono. Unomntwana omuhle ongithokozisile kakhulu. Umzimba wami uzama ukungakha ukuthi ngibe nosana. Cha namuhla, uSathane. Indoda ehlukile: Indoda yaseJalimane ethanda kancane izinwele zami ifuna ngihambe naye esitolo futhiโฆ( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Ngizitholele i-trimmer entsha, akusiyo imizamo embi yokuhlanza kwami kokuqala kodwa kuseyinqaba uma kuqhathaniswa nekhwalithi yeBarber( kulungiswe )

Uzizwa umusha emsebenzini ngama-scrubs ami enelungelo elihle elivela kumphakathi wami wezinsiza

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Ngivumele umphakathi wami enze lokho afuna! Iphutha Elikhulu ๐ญ

Umphakathi wami wenze kahle
Angikaze ngiqede wonke amahlozi ami isikhathi eside. Ekugcineni ngiye kumphakathi wami wama-barber ngathi ngifuna ukuqala phansi. Ngizizwa ngisha futhi ngihamba kahle. Ngisazohlela ukukhulisa amahlozi ami futhi kodwa lokhu kuyashintsha. Kude kakhulu kunalokho kubukeka esithombeni sokuqala.โฆ( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi


Umphakathi wami ubuyile eNingizimu Afrika. Kwakufanele ngithole ukusika nokuhlanza ngokushesha. Ngaphambi nangemva:


Ngithole uhlelo lokusebenza futhi ngiqaphele ukuthi anginazo IZITHOMBE ezinhle zakamuva zami futhi angizukuthatha ezisha kuze kube izinwele zami zikhula (Umphakathi wami ungiphazamisile kuleli sonto)

Thatha ezinye izithombe zangaphambi nangemva. Nansi:



Ngiyaxolisa ngalesi sithombe eside esingahleleki. Umphakathi wami uphume ezweni.



Ninithanda izinwele zami ezinde, ezinhle? Mhlawumbe kufanele ngiye kumphakathi, kungenzeka kube NGENDA.


Ngiyakhala ngilahlekelwe izinwele eziningi futhi akukuhle nhlobo. Ngithole ukungabaza ekukhulumeni nabantu bami abaculi, kubukeka kanjani kabi 1 kuya ku-10, kulungile ukuba neqiniso.

Umphakathi wami ubuyile eNingizimu Afrika. Ngithole ukusika/ukuhlanzwa okuhle. Ngaphambi nangemva:


Yini umuntu ophilayo? Igama libhekisela kubantu abasebenzisa amandla engqondo noma amakhono, beqeqeshwe kakhulu ukuze bakwazi ukusebenzisa ingqondo ukuze bakhe imiphumela engajwayelekile efana ne-telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, kanye ne-precognition. Ividiyo engiyabelana ngayo iyisampulaโฆ( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi
Ingabe umphakathi wami ungithukile? Angicabangi ukuthi wayazi ukuthi ngiseduze kokuba neminyaka engama-40. Ingabe lokhu kuyisixhumi esingaphezu kokujwayelekile kwabantu abasha? Ngijabulela lokhu ngokujwayelekile ngaphandle kokungabaza okungama-5%


Ngaphambi nangemva. Ngiyajabula ukuthi umphakathi wami ubuyile edolobheni, izinwele zami zaziphithizela


Umphakathi wami ubuyele ezweni. Izithombe zangaphambi nangemva:


Angiyena omuhle kakhulu. Kodwa wonke indoda idinga umphakeli ukuze imenze abonakale kahle. Ngaphambi nangemva:



Imishini ye-mullet ihambe okokuqala ngemuva kokufaka injini entsha. Iya ngqo esitolo sokugunda izinwele nokuqopha izithombe ezididayo!



Umphakathi waseTurkey engihamba kuye iminyaka embalwa manje


Hey ngakho ngikhulisa izinwele zami futhi ngifuna zibe muhle, kodwa angazi ukuthi ngizihlele kanjani futhi ziba nefrizzy kakhulu. Ngizoya kumphakathi ngoMgqibelo futhi ngithemba ukuthola imibono ngezindlela zokuhlela ezizosebenza? (Futhi ngiyacela uxolo ngezithombe, ziwukuphela kwezithombeโฆ( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi


Umphakathi wami ubuyele emuva ezweni. Ngaphambi nangemva:

