Umphakathi we-Bartender

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Indoda ne-giraffe bangena ebhizinisini Ngemuva kokuphuza okumbalwa, i-giraffe iyawa futhi ifa. Indoda iqala ukuphuma lapho umphakathi uyayimisa. "hey, awukwazi ukuhamba lokho kulala, khona!" Umphakathi uyakhala, Indoda ijika ibheke emuva ithi "akusiye ibhubesi. i-giraffe."

Ibhuku leklabhu

Ngakho ngingaqondile ngiqalile ibhuku leklabhu. Indaba ende ifushane, ngadlula ekuphumeleleni okunzima kakhulu engisakhumbula. Enye yezinjongo zami ukuvuselela nokwakha izinkumbulo ngezinto/imisebenzi esiyenzile ndawonye. Enye yalezi zinto kwakuwukufunda ezindaweni zokuphuza. Kuvele kuqale…funda kabanzi

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BARTENDER: uthatha kanjani? ME: ngokuqondile

Umgqibelo wobusuku

Umphakathi wami uyazi ukuthi angijabulise kanjani lol.

Umzali wezinja wesimo.

Akekho owayekhuluma ngempela ngalokho okwenzeka uma othandekayo ephuma emhlabeni futhi isilwane sabo sishiywa, Umndeni wami wonke wawazi ukuthi angikakwazi ukunakekela isilwane ngedwa, ngiyibhakabhaka futhi ngisebenza amahora angajwayelekile, futhi ngihlala nomngane onabantwana ababili nezilwane…funda kabanzi

Uthanda amahlaya

Ngakho nginokuthile okuhle kuwe, ngakho nansi: I-pony yaseFrance ingena ebhishini ngemuva kokuthi ishaywe yizinyosi futhi ifuna i-mead. Umphakathi ubheka i-pony phezulu naphansi uthi "hey, ubonakala ungathokozile ngalolu thuthu lwakho, ingabe kukhona okungalungile?". I-pony icabanga lokhu…funda kabanzi

Ukuthenga okungapheli

Ngikuthenge izolo, ngempela kuyisinyathelo sokuqala sokuba ne-set yami yokwenza ikhofi efakwe emanzini bese kulandela amathuluzi engiwadingayo ukuze ngibe yiBartender futhi ekugcineni imishini yokwenza ikhofi ye-espresso Ngiyethemba ukuthi kuzokwanela ukufaka amanethiwekhi okuphepha ekhaya lami(?

Umphakathi wezokuphuza 😎

Uthukuthele

Njengomphakathi, ufunda ukwenza ama-cocktail ahlukene, lokhu ngokwesibonelo kuyisisekelo esaziwa njenge-Bob Marley daiquiri. Ngithumele uhlu lwama-cocktail okufanele ngizame ukuwenzela futhi ngenkathi uthumela, phonsa neziphakamiso ze-anime 🙃

Iziphuzo eziningi 🍸🍹🥂

Lezi yiziphuzo zonke engizenzile kuze kube manje njengomphakathi weziphuzo engangijabule ngazo

Uthukuthuku

Omunye umphuzo olula okufanele ufunde ukuwenzela njengomphakathi wezokuphuza nguPina colada, umzalwane weBob Marley daiquiri. Ngokusho kwesithombe, yikuphi okuthandayo ukukhetha ukuphuza? Futhi kuphi abangane bami bePina colada?

Umphakathi uthe iLong Island Ice Tea🙄. Ngathi Cha: I-Pina Colado. 😑

Hlangana nami emuva

(Bhala noma ungithumele umyalezo uma ufuna ingxenye elandelayo🔥) Kukhona okuthile ngenkululeko. Kufana nokuhlola ushukela okokuqala ngqa ngemuva kokuchitha impilo yakho yonke utshelwa ukuthi awuvunyelwe ukuwuthola. Kumnandi. Kuphazamisekile. Cishe kuyaphanga. Phakathi kokuphila kwami, ngazizwa…funda kabanzi

Sicela unikeze umphakathi wakho!!! 😉🤣

Sifuna umngane wesifazane

NgiyDamiano ophuma e-Italy, nginonyaka ongu-28, nginodiploma kwezengqondo nasemiphakathini, ngisebenza njengomgibeli, ngithanda abesifazane abathembekile, abahloniphekile, abanesifiso, abahle, abakhuluma kahle kodwa kukhona okuthile engikuthandayo, ngithanda abesifazane abagqoka izingubo…funda kabanzi

Isixwayiso seDad Joke!

Izintambo ezi-3 zingena ebhishini. Eyokuqala iyaphikiswa ngumthengisi ithi abathengi izintambo lapha. Eyokugcina iyaphakanyiswa ibhishi kodwa nayo iyaphikiswa. Eyokugcina igxuma, ithinta umoya opholile, ijikeleza egumbini futhi ifike kumthengisi. “Awungowakho futhi umqhele?”, kusho umthengisi…funda kabanzi

Uthanda amahlaya?

Ngakho nginokuthile okuhle kuwe, ngakho nansi: I-pony yaseFrance ingena ebhishini ngemuva kokuthi ibhujiswe yizinyosi futhi ifuna i-mead. Umphakathi ubheka i-pony phezulu naphansi uthi "hey, uzwakala ungathokozile ngalolu thambo lwakho oluphukile, ingabe kukhona okungalungile?". I-pony icabanga…funda kabanzi

Isixwayiso seDad Joke!

I-graasshopper ingena ebhizinisini. Umphakathi uthi “huh, sinephetho elibizwa ngelakho!” I-graasshopper ithi, “Unophetho obizwa ngokuthi ‘Steve’?”

Ngithole omunye kuwe, bamba izihlalo zakho!

Ngakho, inyoka ingena ebhizinisini. Umphakathi uthi, "ubenze kanjani lokho?" 🥁

Ucabangela ukuba umphakathi. Ngoba izinto ezi-2 Okokuqala ngiyakwazi ukukhuluma nabantu futhi ngizwe ukukhathazeka kwabo Okwesibili thola ithiphu nemali. Kodwa ngingayifunda kuphi?

Uyenzeni?

Mina: Ngiyisikhulu seBar kanye nomphakathi wama-bartender okwamanje. Kodwa, lokho kuyinto eyodwa 1️⃣ yezinto engizenzayo. 🤵🏻‍♂️

Sreya nguFejith

Le concoction imnandi, futhi njengomlingani/umsebenzi, ngiyavuma. Bheka ukuthi umphakeli wakho unamakhono okuletha…jabulisa iphunga, akunjalo?

Ngisanda kuqala ukubukela i-anime ye-bartender Ayisiyo i-anime yokulwa, ayinayo imishado, iyidramu kuphela kodwa iyi-ndlela enhle ngokwezigcawu ezimbili

Ngabe kukhona umuntu empeleni eBergen county

Uyazi ngikhona lapha ngenza insipho ngoba ngiyabheda. Ngesikhathi esisodwa ngiyazama, ngiyashaya, ngihlala nginokukhathazeka uma othile ethi hey ngiyakuthanda futhi kubonakala sengathi bakhulu kakhulu ukuze kube yiqiniso, kwesinye isikhathi kuyenzeka. Kodwa kukhona le nkinga yokuthi uyazi…funda kabanzi

Ngithanda le ndaba ye-anime, ilungile, iyindaba ejwayelekile mayelana nokuphila komphakathi.

Okuthile engikubhalile ukuze ngijabule.

**Ubusuku obubandayo eGotham, ilanga lishonile ngemuva kwemigqa yemvula. Ungazizwa imvula ishaya emgwaqweni, umsindo ukhuphuka lapho umnyango we-Iceberg Lounge uvulwa kakhulu. Ibhari yokukhanya okuncane, ukubona okuncane kakhulu phakathi komlilo wezinsalela ezishisayo ezikhaleni njengokufa. Lokhu…funda kabanzi

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Bartender: okukhona? Me: yebo, ngiyacela Bartender: *ungithanda ebusweni*

Ufunani ama-anime amasha?

Iziphakamiso zami ukusuka phezulu kuya phansi 1. Solo Leveling 2. Re:Monster 3. Indlela Engalungile Yokusebenzisa Imilingo Yokwelapha 4. Tsukimichi 5. Ibhodlela leGod 6. Dragon Raja 7. Umhambi Ongafunwa Ongalive Uma ungithanda, thumela umlayezo noma uphawule 😤

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Ngisebenza njengomphakeli weziphuzo!( kulungiswe )

Whaaaat???

Ngihlangane nomuntu ukuze sidle ubusuku bukhona futhi omigosh kwakuyinto engajwayelekile. Ubungakaze angibheke emehlweni. Uphoxile nomphakathi wezokuphuza. Ubuye wakhuluma ngedethi edlule NOmsebenzi wakhe njengomuntu omubi. Waphendula amehlo akhe kimi lapho ngicela ukuthi ayeke ukusebenzisa lelo…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

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