Umphakathi we-Russian

Ngifuna ubudlelwano obuqotho ✨️

👋 Sawubona! Igama lami nginguMohammad, kodwa ngaziwa ngoShahmir. Yigama elidala lasePheresiya, futhi yilona abantu abangibiza ngalo ngempela. 🐾 Ngineminyaka engu-25 futhi ngizithanda kakhulu izilwane. Nginamakati amabili. Ngiyithanda kakhulu imvelo, ukuhamba izintaba, ukuhlola izindawo ezintsha…funda kabanzi

ukuvuswa ngomsindo omubi kakhulu kanye nesixwayiso se-amber mayelana nezindiza zamaRashiya edolobheni lami

ngaphakathi kokulala ngangiphuma egumbini ngagqashuka ebusweni bami umhlaba usufikephi

Ruby umnyama wami opholile waseRussia

I-Matryoshka?

Ukuguquka engidlule kukho eminyakeni yamuva kungidabukisa kakhulu. Umuntu angakhuluma “ngenguqulo” yami, kodwa akunjalo impela; kumayelana kakhulu nendlela engiphenduke ngayo... ngaba ophukile. Angikaze ngicabange ukuthi ngiyoke ngibe yilo muntu. Ngilahlekelwe yinjabulo yami, ugqozi lwami nokuthula…funda kabanzi

Thatha yonke imali yami 💸

Ngihambe ngangena esitolo sezincwadi, ngabona le ndawo emnyama enhle, futhi ngalahlekelwa ukuzithiba. I-Russian Gothic, uMacbeth, no-Edgar Allan Poe bonke esithombeni esisodwa. Inhliziyo yami yokubukeka igcwele 🖤

Isicelo esinobubele

Ngakho ngenxa ye-russian 🐷🐽🐖 anginayo ugesi futhi angikwazi ukuwomisa izinwele zami ngemuva kokuzihlanza. Ngabe kukhona ongathanda ukungithumelela ugesi? 😶‍🌫️

Ingabe lena indlela engcono kakhulu yokuwina i-Russian Roulette? 🗿

Bengidlala i-BlackOps1 nomngani ngisebenzisa i-Co-op mod nge-Plutonium #callofdutyblackops #blackops1 #videogames #games #pcgaming #coopgames( kulungiswe )

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Izandla ezibushelelezi zithanda umsebenzi wabanye. ~Isaga sesiRashiya

Lithini Igama?

Wake uhlangabezana negama eliyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu ngolunye ulimi (ngokuvamile igama lobuchwepheshe noma inhlanganisela yamagama enyanyekayo) bese uzithola uzama ukulihumusha engqondweni yakho ngokuthatha ingxenye ngayinye yempande nesiphawulo esikulo, kodwa ugcine ungaliqondanga nhlobo ngoba lolo…funda kabanzi

I-Russian roulette nabantu kwi-epstein files... Yini ongayikhetha?

Ngaphakathi komgqomo wenganono ebuyiselwe esimweni sayo

I-Tsar Cannon eseKremlin yaseMoscow iyinganono yezikhali enomgodi obanzi kunayo yonke etholakala emphakathini. Umgodi womgqomo wayo ungama-890 mm (amayintshi angu-35), futhi imi ngaphandle e-Ivanovskaya Square. Yaphonswa ngethusi ngo-1586 yingcweti yaseRussia u-Andrey Chokhov. Umgqomo wayo wethusi…funda kabanzi

Ihlobo laseRussia

Futhi futhi sihamba ekuseni ☃️❄️

Ngiyabheja ukuthi awazi ukuthi iyiphi isizwe esiyingqayizivele esingeyona iChayina panda 🐼

99.9% yamapanda ayichayina ngaphandle kweyodwa

Jabulani uMsombuluko

Niniphumule kahle ezimpilweni zenu! ✨ Qala usuku nge-Russian blini enokhukhamba kanye ne-spinach kanye nekhofi ngokuqinisekile 😁☕ futhi futhi ubisi oluqinile lukhona lapha ukuze ngithokozise i-blini yami 😋

Russian Blue

Nansi uZamorak. Kufana kakhulu negama lami, ngakho ngiyibiza ngoZameen (phansi) futhi yebo, ngiyisithandi sayo esikhulu.

Ikati kwi fasitela eliphukile 😿🪟 Ngemuva kokuhlaselwa kweRussia e-Odesa City, e-Ukraine 😢

IsiRashiya

Ubani onentshisekelo yokufunda isiRashiya?

Sethula uBLuey

Ikati lami le-Russian blue 🐈

Ucabanga ngokuhlanganisa umngane wami wesilisa nomngane/umqashi wami

Bazokhuluma kahle kakhulu. Ungumuntu onemizwa kakhulu kodwa oqotho uma umsebenzi udingeka ukwenza futhi unentshisekelo enkulu emlandweni nakwezinye izinto. Uhlala esebenza kanzima, unomgomo wokuphumelela, uthule futhi unentshisekelo efana neyake. Bazokwenza umshado omuhle, kodwa kukhona umgqa…funda kabanzi

Ngonyaka oyi-13 edlule ingelosi yami yahamba emgibeni wombala 🌈 🌉 ngenhlupheko yangempela futhi ngeke ngikwazi ukuxolela umama wami ngalokho.

Eminyakeni eyi-13 edlule, nsuku zonke ngiyawulala ngamagama athi "Dreams amnandi Rimusik ingelosi yami" ngesiRashiya, bese ngithumela ukuhlekisa komoya ngiphumelele. Angifuni imibono noma izinhlelo, ngifuna nje ukwabelana ngengelosi yami futhi lokho kuphela.( kulungiswe )

I-Footlong Russian

Ngithole inja encane 🥰

Uyi-Russian Toy

Abakhulumi isiRashiya e-UK

Kuphi bonke abakhulumi isiRashiya e-UK? Ngifuna ukukutshela.. Привет, как дела, я знаю немного русский язык 😅🤣😂

Bengicabanga ukufunda ulimi ku-Duolingo, yisiphi ulimi engingaqala nathi oncomayo?

Ibhuku lesiRashiya alifanele abahluleka 😜

Uthando lwesigcawu ❌ Uthando lwesigcawu esixhumiwe ✅

Umlando wezwe elizalelwe ̀ngehla nezwe eliseduzane

Kuhlale kujabulisa ukubona ukuxhumana nezwe eliseduzane edolobheni, ngoba eminyakeni emithathu edlule, idolobha libhiyozela iminyaka engu-800. Ng throughout umlando, izwe lami belingxenye yamakhosi amabili ahlukene (iMbuso yaseSweden neMbuso waseRussia), isikhathi eside kakhulu esibonakala kakhulu…funda kabanzi

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Amaphutha abanye njalo abonakala kakhulu kunezethu. ~Isisho sesiRashiya

Uphenyo Ngohambo Yami Yolimi

Ngakho nginqume ukufunda okuthile isiRashiya, isiUkrainian, isiSpanish, futhi kungenzeka ngizofunda isiJalimane futhi kamuva. Kuze kube manje sengiphakathi kwezinsuku eziyi-17, ngifunde izinto eziningi ngesiSpanish kunalokho engivame ukukwenza, ngizophinde ngiqhubeke ngezinsuku ezizayo.

Uma kukhona umuntu ophuma emtower ye-television eVilnius qiniseka ukuthi uhlale ulethe okungenani i-Euro eyodwa kanye ne-5 cent coin ngoba emnyango kukhona umshini wokwenza izipho ophuma kulezo zinsimbi ezinhlanu ukukhiqiza i-coin yesipho ebiza i-euro eyodwa.

Ungakhathazeki ngolimi lwesiRashiya, lapho ngabe ngichaza konke engikubhalile njengokuhlonza kulokhu okuthunyelwe.( kulungiswe )

Iphunga laseRussia ☃️

Laika, uthando lwami. Uyangikhumbula...

Le yikati yami emnandi yeRussian Blue, uLaika. Wayeyikati ekhethekile kakhulu, kakhulu.( kulungiswe )

Lena leliyi Little Foot

Lena leliyi umfana wami waseRussia uLittle Foot. Ungumngane wami wokuphumuza. Uhlala ezama ukungena endlini yokugezela ukuze abeke ibhodi lakhe ethubeni. Njalo uma ngiya endaweni ethile, kufanele azame ukulandela. Ungumfana omkhulu. Futhi yebo, unenyawo elincane elingemuva. Unazo zonke izitho…( kulungiswe )funda kabanzi

kungani amadoda aseShayina ethanda kuphela amantombazane aseRussia?

Ushintsho olunye

Uthola i-revolver enezithombe eziyi-6. Kunobhedu obunye. Kufanele udlale i-russian roulette. Ukushaya kokuqala kubalulekile u-$1,000,000. Ukushaya ngakunye emva kwalokho kuphindwe kabili imali. Uthatha izikhathi ezingaki ukucindezela isikhala?

Ngithanda ukuhlabela le ngoma yaseRussia...

Noma ngabe ngiyazi kahle ukuthi anginayo iRussian lol

Homestuck OCS

Pete Parker (okanye uPeter Parker). Ngimthumele njengomlingiswa ophoxayo kodwa ngemuva kwalokho ngempela ngamsusa waba into ethile. Uthanda uSpiderman ngoba unegama elifanayo. UPete ungumfana we-Alpha. Ubuye abe uThief of Void. (Ngisebenza ngesizalwane sakhe uJess Parker ongumfana we-beta futhi…funda kabanzi