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y’all I’ve been having a rough week, please share some funny memes w me 😭

Ahem... it's Friday....FRIDAY

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Literally first time I got this 🥴 HOME COUNTRY HERE I COME!... ahem... Sometime... like this year cause money YEAHHHH! 🎊🎉 😾😾😻🇷🇴

On ward and aboard. A short story by me

Funny story that came to me just now: Once upon a time there was a man, careless and free. His favorite hobby was walking by the harbor to look at all the ships and boats that would came and go. He loved their fluffy sails and their sharp masts as they would carry the ships through the… (edited) read more

Payar ka Maktabah

Tumare liye hoga shayad payar bahut khas, Par mere liye toh wo sirf ak maktabah he. Maktabah un sare kitabo ka jo humari dostio se banta he, Ab tum bologe maktabah hi to sab se Woh sab se ahem he, Aur wahi to payar he. Tab me bolunga, Woh maktabah maktabah kaisa jis me na kitabe he.... Woh toh sirf… read more

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Xavier decided to come home early in this banner yeahhh!!! Im happyy❤️ now lets work for Raf's hehe

Is this thing on? *tap, tap*

Forgive me I’m a bit rusty. *ahem* I’m new ‘round these parts. Looking to make some friends. I haven’t fully fleshed out my bio yet so if anyone wants to get to know me I’m a pretty cool dude ;) anyway, you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming… peace and love to every one of you

Day drinking and videogames.

I wish a wish, today that I May become a fish, and guzzle some wine... Ahem, taste "hmm yes" taste some wine. It's all pg up in here people 😂 What would be some of your favorite games to play while getting sloshy with a liter of crisp dry white wine with flavor from peach. Not peach the princess… (edited) read more

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AHEM Who said I'm not obsessed with Twisted Wonderland??😂😅

Those figures came off of eBay for $350 or something ridiculous like that😂

Dirty Unmatching -- Story Time

Y'all 🤣 had a man message me about my "Pumpkin Palpatine" comment in my bio and how funny it was. Not an unusual message I get so all starts fine. But then I view his profile... Instant red flag? His bio says women say they feel safe around him. LMAO. If women feel safe around you, you wouldn't… read more

Nya~

Sometimes a horse girl gotta let out her *ahem* other side XD

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Am I the only one that feels insecure about her big tummy 🤣?

Ahem! I shall not be judged!!! I repeat I shall not be judged!!! But I still feel uncomfortable with the thought of wearing a two piece bikini 👙😂 Mind you, I love my body, and I don't eat as much as some people do but why does it seem like even when I drink a glass of water it looks like I… read more

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Have you ever heard about Creepypasta? If yes, it's Ben from this horror stories lol. I did his shirt a bit messy, but it's fine ahem

My party needs to be stopped

As a DM I love my players creativity however, when they roll too high to appear as deities in front of a cave full of goblins and promise riches to those who are the strongest willed of their kind I knew something was up. We have been playing a homebrew setting for some time and they had recently… read more

Does anyone play this anymore?

I love spore, I want to know if there’s any *ahem* ladies, who plays this?

Do you easily get impressed? Or... Living life in stoicism 😐

For me, yes I do get impressed easily. Idk why everything sounds exciting for me if one is able to humanely create something. For example, breaking a bad habit or scoring well for an exam. But to some (ahem, pessimist/realist), they might assumed that I was merely giving them a benefit of a doubt.… read more

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Do NOT misquote me on this

- ahem, this is by far the angriest sounding nut I've ever heard Grow up c:<

I had a bad date

This guy wanted me to pay for his food, and I told him I wanted to split the bill. I need a guy who can pay for my meals. And my rent. And utility bills. C'MON PEOPLE I AM NOT WORKING AND HAVE BILLS TO PAY. Ahem *insert parks and recreation joke*

My horrid jokes

I'm sorry to everyone who unfortunately reads this but um....what do you call an angry carrot?....a steamed veggie! Ahem! Again apologies 🙏