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Do NOT misquote me on this

- ahem, this is by far the angriest sounding nut I've ever heard Grow up c:<

Dirty Unmatching -- Story Time

Y'all 🤣 had a man message me about my "Pumpkin Palpatine" comment in my bio and how funny it was. Not an unusual message I get so all starts fine. But then I view his profile... Instant red flag? His bio says women say they feel safe around him. LMAO. If women feel safe around you, you wouldn't... read more

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Literally first time I got this 🥴 HOME COUNTRY HERE I COME!... ahem... Sometime... like this year cause money YEAHHHH! 🎊🎉 😾😾😻🇷🇴

On ward and aboard. A short story by me

Funny story that came to me just now: Once upon a time there was a man, careless and free. His favorite hobby was walking by the harbor to look at all the ships and boats that would came and go. He loved their fluffy sails and their sharp masts as they would carry the ships through the... (edited) read more

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Sometimes a horse girl gotta let out her *ahem* other side XD

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