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Why is it hard for pirates to learn the alphabets?
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Taurus
Thoughts?
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Pisces
I have to admit something.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
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ISFP
Taurus
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost πͺ (edited)
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11d
INFP
Pisces
I heard a rumor about butter
but I don't want to spread it.
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ESFJ
Taurus
Just fake it
You know, the older I get the more I realize just how different this new generation is than ours. For example the other day my best friend told me his son just came into a bunch of money. Back when we were growing up we just used a sock
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INFJ
Scorpio
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How much does a chimney cost? It's free because it's on the house
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Just humor me 2
People say the pick thier nose... feel like I was just born with mine.
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9d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
I used to work at a recycling plant my job was to crush cans It was soda pressing
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INFJ
Libra
Who else thought of this?π
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ISFP
Taurus
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ENFP
Libra
Do you want to hear a Paper joke?
Nevermind it's TEARable. π€·π»ββοΈ
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INFJ
Scorpio
π
I went to buy a Christmas tree the other day the guy at the store ask "will you be putting that up yourself sir" I replied "I was thinking the living room" (edited)
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INFP
Gemini
π
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ESFJ
Taurus
Just another one
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ESTJ
Sagittarius
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Scorpio
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Sagittarius
Why did the man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well. #puns #funny
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INTP
Cancer
I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey
but then I turned myself around.
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INFJ
Scorpio
π
I found out the other day my toaster isn't waterproof You could say I was shocked
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1mo
INFJ
Scorpio
π
Why do people with foot fetishes never win anything? Because they like the taste of defeat
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just a little one
Have you seen the movie constipation? Me either, it hasn't come out yet.
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29d
INFJ
Scorpio
π
What did the janitor shout when he jump out on an unexpecting student? SUPPLIES!! (edited)
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1mo
INTP
Cancer
Why do tigers have stripes?
They don't want to be spotted.
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23d
ESTJ
Cancer
I ran across a homeless guy, holding a dilapidated Chuck Taylor. No canvas, just the bottom part.
He had it up to his head like Maxwell Smart's shoe phone. I asked what he was doing, and he said, "Talking to the dead. I'm communicating with this lost sole!" If that wasn't bad enough, I had to go and ask him why. He replied, "Cause it told me to. Says 'CONVERSE' right here on the side!"
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19d
ESTJ
Gemini
Why do they call it a night stand when knights don't even stand on them π€π€
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1mo
INTP
Cancer
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell on to the mud.
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just for me
My friend just texted me and said " it's been a rough day, my pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant." I replied "wow you just can't pull anything out on time, can you "
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Growing boy
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just hello
My wife called me to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I said how she knew it was on the way to work. She hung up
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Eyes on the road
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Moola
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Bad leek
Came home today to find a really bad leek in my bathroom #dadjokes
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1mo
INFJ
Scorpio
π
Why was the snake hungover? Because he had a great night on the hiss
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Compound?
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#funny
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1mo
INTJ
1 Award
π€£π
#comedy #humor #dadjokes #memes
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1mo
ESTJ
Sagittarius
I bought my friend an elephant for her room.
She said βThanks!β, I said βDonβt mention it.β
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1mo
INFP
Virgo
Just here wasting thyme
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1mo
ESFJ
Taurus
Just my last brain cell
Scientists got tired of watching the earth turn. So after 24 hours... they called it a day.
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1mo
INFJ
Pisces
I used to be indecisive......
But now I'm not so sure.
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