Procrastination

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Shashaan

5d

ISFP

Taurus

Why is it hard for pirates to learn the alphabets?

Because they always get lost at 'C'.

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Ahmad

7d

INTP

Taurus

6

7

Thoughts?

The most obvious answer would be that a joke becomes a dad joke when a dad tells it. What are the best/worst dad jokes you’ve ever heard? (edited)

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Chris

2d

INFP

Pisces

I have to admit something.

I look over shoulders a lot, and it's crazy to me how many people have the password "********"

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

10d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

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John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Curling

Love a good curling joke

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Shashaan

13d

ISFP

Taurus

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost 😪 (edited)

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Chris

11d

INFP

Pisces

I heard a rumor about butter

but I don't want to spread it.

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just fake it

You know, the older I get the more I realize just how different this new generation is than ours. For example the other day my best friend told me his son just came into a bunch of money. Back when we were growing up we just used a sock

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

7d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

How much does a chimney cost? It's free because it's on the house

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just humor me 2

People say the pick thier nose... feel like I was just born with mine.

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

9d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I used to work at a recycling plant my job was to crush cans It was soda pressing

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Marthinus

3d

INFJ

Libra

Who else thought of this?😁

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Shashaan

23d

ISFP

Taurus

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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✨SO✨

28d

ENFP

Libra

9

1

Do you want to hear a Paper joke?

Nevermind it's TEARable. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

15d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

I went to buy a Christmas tree the other day the guy at the store ask "will you be putting that up yourself sir" I replied "I was thinking the living room" (edited)

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Mez

27d

INFP

Gemini

4

5

🙃

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just another one

A man tried to sell me a coffin the other day. I told him that's the last thing I need.

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Carl

1mo

ESTJ

Sagittarius

8

7

I have a few jokes about unemployed people

but none of them work. #puns #funny

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V

29d

ENFP

Scorpio

6

7

🫣

🥒

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Carl

27d

ESTJ

Sagittarius

8

7

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well. #puns #funny

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Ahmad

1mo

INTP

Cancer

7

8

I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey

but then I turned myself around.

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

17d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

I found out the other day my toaster isn't waterproof You could say I was shocked

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Why do people with foot fetishes never win anything? Because they like the taste of defeat

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just a little one

Have you seen the movie constipation? Me either, it hasn't come out yet.

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

29d

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

🙂

What did the janitor shout when he jump out on an unexpecting student? SUPPLIES!! (edited)

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Ahmad

1mo

INTP

Cancer

7

8

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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D.J.

23d

ESTJ

Cancer

2

3

I ran across a homeless guy, holding a dilapidated Chuck Taylor. No canvas, just the bottom part.

He had it up to his head like Maxwell Smart's shoe phone. I asked what he was doing, and he said, "Talking to the dead. I'm communicating with this lost sole!" If that wasn't bad enough, I had to go and ask him why. He replied, "Cause it told me to. Says 'CONVERSE' right here on the side!"

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Caleb Richards

19d

ESTJ

Gemini

9

1

Why do they call it a night stand when knights don't even stand on them 🤔🤔

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Ahmad

1mo

INTP

Cancer

7

8

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell on to the mud.

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just for me

My friend just texted me and said " it's been a rough day, my pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen and my girlfriend is pregnant." I replied "wow you just can't pull anything out on time, can you "

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John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Growing boy

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just hello

My wife called me to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I said how she knew it was on the way to work. She hung up

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John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Eyes on the road

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John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Moola

#puns

John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Bad leek

Came home today to find a really bad leek in my bathroom #dadjokes

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Andy 🦂🕸️🕷️💀💀

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

6

5

😊

Why was the snake hungover? Because he had a great night on the hiss

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John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Compound?

#funny

☕️

1mo

INTJ

4

5

🤣😆

#comedy #humor #dadjokes #memes

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Carl

1mo

ESTJ

Sagittarius

8

7

I bought my friend an elephant for her room.

She said “Thanks!”, I said “Don’t mention it.”

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John

1mo

INFP

Virgo

2

1

Just here wasting thyme

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Robert

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just my last brain cell

Scientists got tired of watching the earth turn. So after 24 hours... they called it a day.

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Shu-shu

1mo

INFJ

Pisces

2

1

I used to be indecisive......

But now I'm not so sure.