Why did the man fall down the well?

INFP

Pisces

How do lumberjacks work from home?

They log in.

#dadjokes

ISFP

Taurus

What's the worst insult you can say to a ghost?

"Get a life".

#dadjokes

INFP

Pisces

My geography teacher asked me to name a country without the letter R in it.

I said "No way!"

#dadjokes

ISFP

Taurus

Sad ghost walked into the elevator

To lift its spirits.

#dadjokes

14d

ISFP

Taurus

Why is it hard for pirates to learn the alphabets?

Because they always get lost at 'C'.

#dadjokes

16d

INTP

Taurus

Thoughts?

The most obvious answer would be that a joke becomes a dad joke when a dad tells it. What are the best/worst dad jokes you’ve ever heard? (edited)

#dadjokes

10d

INFP

Pisces

I have to admit something.

I look over shoulders a lot, and it's crazy to me how many people have the password "********"

#dadjokes

18d

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

#dadjokes

22d

ISFP

Taurus

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost 😪 (edited)

#dadjokes

20d

INFP

Pisces

I heard a rumor about butter

but I don't want to spread it.

#dadjokes

16d

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

How much does a chimney cost? It's free because it's on the house

#dadjokes

18d

INFJ

Scorpio

😁

I used to work at a recycling plant my job was to crush cans It was soda pressing

#fun

Joyful Malcontent

24d

INFJ

Sagittarius

JEAN BOWL - JEOWL

A Jean bowl, a jeowl, to go with your jhorts. #funny #meme #dadjokes

#dadjokes

1mo

ISFP

Taurus

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

#dadjokes

✨SO✨

1mo

ENFP

Libra

Do you want to hear a Paper joke?

Nevermind it's TEARable. 🤷🏻‍♀️

#dadjokes

Marthinus

12d

INFJ

Libra

Who else thought of this?😁

#dadjokes

24d

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

I went to buy a Christmas tree the other day the guy at the store ask "will you be putting that up yourself sir" I replied "I was thinking the living room" (edited)

#dadjokes

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just another one

A man tried to sell me a coffin the other day. I told him that's the last thing I need.

#dadjokes

Mez

1mo

INFP

Gemini

🙃

#dadjokes

Carl

1mo

ESTJ

Sagittarius

I have a few jokes about unemployed people

but none of them work. #puns #funny

#dadjokes

25d

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

I found out the other day my toaster isn't waterproof You could say I was shocked

#dadjokes

1mo

INTP

Cancer

I used to have an addiction to the hokey pokey

but then I turned myself around.

#dadjokes

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

😊

Why do people with foot fetishes never win anything? Because they like the taste of defeat

#dadjokes

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just a little one

Have you seen the movie constipation? Me either, it hasn't come out yet.

#dadjokes

1mo

INFJ

Scorpio

🙂

What did the janitor shout when he jump out on an unexpecting student? SUPPLIES!! (edited)

#dadjokes

Caleb Richards

28d

ESTJ

Gemini

Why do they call it a night stand when knights don't even stand on them 🤔🤔

#dadjokes

1mo

INTP

Cancer

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

#dadjokes

D.J.

1mo

ESTJ

Cancer

I ran across a homeless guy, holding a dilapidated Chuck Taylor. No canvas, just the bottom part.

He had it up to his head like Maxwell Smart's shoe phone. I asked what he was doing, and he said, "Talking to the dead. I'm communicating with this lost sole!" If that wasn't bad enough, I had to go and ask him why. He replied, "Cause it told me to. Says 'CONVERSE' right here on the side!"

#dadjokes

1mo

ESFJ

Taurus

Just hello

My wife called me to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I said how she knew it was on the way to work. She hung up

#dadjokes

1mo

INTP

Cancer

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell on to the mud.

#dadjokes