Why do cows have bells??

#dadjokes

Justin

7h

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Alligator Day 🐊

#dadjokes

Syfudin

1d

INTJ

Leo

What do you call a person

who is attracted to both males and females? Bicycle.

#dadjokes

Syfudin

1d

INTJ

Leo

If a person who sells flowers is called a florist,

what do you call a person who sells fish? Selfish.

#dadjokes

Melanie

5d

INFP

Gemini

9

1

👁

#dadjokes

Morgan

2y

ENTP

Aries

2

1

Why do bees have such sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs

#dadjokes

Justin

2d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Christopher Lee's Birthday

#dadjokes

Justin

3d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

World Dracula Day

#dadjokes

Anthony Hudgins

2y

ISTP

Cancer

Bored send me your best dad jokes

Send me your best dad jokes and I'll rate them and plz make them spicy

#dadjokes

Justin

25d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

May the 4th be with you

#dadjokes

Charlette

2y

ENFJ

Scorpio

8

7

🤭

What word starts with an E, ends with an E, but only has one letter in it? ✉ Envelope ✉

#dadjokes

Justin

12d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Mushroom Hunting Day

#dadjokes

Justin

5d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Escargot Day

#dadjokes

Justin

7d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Sherlock Holmes Day

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

7d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn

#dadjokes

Justin

21d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

World Donkey Day

#dadjokes

Justin

28d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Mr Potato Head Day

#dadjokes

Justin

20d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Lost Sock Memorial Day

#dadjokes

Justin

15d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Leprechaun Day

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

29d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

🦆

Why do ducks have tails? So they can hide their butt quacks

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

22d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labra-cadabrador

#dadjokes

Justin

23d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Revenge of the Fifth

#dadjokes

Justin

27d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

International Scurvy Awareness Day

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

7d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😀

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug? She'll be having a baby in the spring

#dadjokes

Justin

25d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Free Comic Book Day

#dadjokes

Justin

19d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Golf Day

#memes

M̷A̷R̷I̷A̷ A̷N̷G̷E̷ 🖤

2mo

INFP

2

1

This guy didn’t leave a tip. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂🐠

#dadjokes #jokes #comedy #funny #humor #food

#dadjokes

Justin

7d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Eat Your Fruits and Vegetables Day

#dadjokes

𔓎ꑀꌅ꒐ꈵꁲ𔓎

7mo

INFP

9

1

Ba Dum Tss!

🤣🤣🤣

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

18d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😏

I started running a dating agency for chickens. But it's a real struggle trying to make hens meat

#dadjokes

Justin

9d

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

National Barber Mental Health Awareness Day

#dadjokes

Amber

1mo

INFJ

Cancer

Lol

I made a play list for when I go hiking. It has songs from The Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. 😆

#dadjokes

Mike

29d

ISFP

4

5

How many?

How many light bulbs dose it take it screw in a lawyer? None, cause light bulbs cant screw in lawyers.

#dadjokes

Al

25d

INTP

8

7

Saucy

What do you call it when you break a sauce while cooking? (edited)

#dadjokes

Justin

1mo

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

First Contact Day

#comedy

A۵🐺🏹

5mo

ENFJ

Sagittarius

3

4

Women must find dad jokes attractive, otherwise they'd be known as "bachelor jokes" 👀😏

#funny #dadjokes #jokes #music

#dadjokes

Renaé

7mo

INFP

Capricorn

8

7

My purse is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry 😭

#dadjokes

𔓎ꑀꌅ꒐ꈵꁲ𔓎

6mo

INFP

9

1

🧈🌎🦦

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

18d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

I met the man who invented the windowsill The other day What a ledge

#memes

M̷A̷R̷I̷A̷ A̷N̷G̷E̷ 🖤

2mo

INFP

2

1

Did you know? 😂🐾🙃

#dogs #cats #pets #jokes #puns #humor #dadjokes #showerthoughts

#dadjokes

Justin

2mo

ISTP

Virgo

9

1

Parenthood

#jokes #haha #paremts #lol #lmao #funny

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

18d

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😊

I said to my friend the other day "I'm thinking of buying a theatre" He said "are you having me on" I said "i can give you an audition but I can't promise anything"

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

3mo

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😁

Why do people with a foot fetish like to lose at things? Because they like the taste of defeat

#dadjokes

Andy 🦂💀🇬🇧

1mo

ISFP

Scorpio

6

5

😐

No matter what store I go to The cashier is always checking me out