What animal invented kungfu

17h

ENFJ

Pisces

What do you call a line of Rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line!

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INTJ

The fact that Jellyfish have Survived for 640millions years despite not having brains gives hope to many people😅😂

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INTJ

Protecting Filipino families since 15th😂😅👌

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Kieron

INFJ

Cancer

🥸

#funny (edited)

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Derenik

3mo

ISFJ

Taurus

What do you call a fighting vegetable

BROC LEE

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INTJ

What do you call a broken clock?

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𔓎𝔈𝔯𝔦𝔨𝔞𔓎

14d

INFP

Ba Dum Tss!

🤣🤣🤣

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Derenik

3mo

ISFJ

Taurus

Joke of the day

What did the lunchbox say to the refrigerator? Don't hate me because I'm a little cooler

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INTJ

How is my wallet like an onion?

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John

3mo

INFP

Virgo

Spelling is key

Watch your spelling

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Dany

ISFJ

Gemini

When I'm on a baot and I send a bottle at the sea

Can I say sea you soon

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ENFJ

Pisces

Where do bad rainbows go?

To Prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

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ENFJ

Pisces

What do vegetables say when they're out clubbing?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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INTJ

What do you call a fish without an eye?

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INTJ

The more I stay home The more homeless I look.

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INTJ

What word can you make shorter by adding two letters?

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INTJ

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen?

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Troy

ENFJ

Virgo

Daily Dad Joke

Did you all know that a slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean!

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Troy

ENFJ

Virgo

Daily Dad Jokes

Just saw a burglar kicking in his own door... Must be working from home today!

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ENFJ

Pisces

So my girlfriend broke up with me when she saw I only have 9 toes.

Apparently she's lack toes intolerant.

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INFP

Pisces

I don't normally like to give financial advice,

but buying wind-chimes is a pretty sound investment.

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INTJ

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

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Dany

ISFJ

Gemini

Which vegetable has the best kung fu? Broc-lee.

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10d

INFP

Libra

Got beaten up by 1, 3, 5, 7 & 9…

The odds were against me.

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INTJ

Which vegetable has the best kung fu?

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12d

INFP

Pisces

Fun fact, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, there are many words that start with the letter N,

but nothing starts with the letter N and ends with the letter G.

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INFP

Libra

Saw a radio on sale for a dollar…

A sign on it read “Volume stuck on full” Thought to myself “Can’t turn that down!”

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ENFJ

Pisces

What do you call a drunk Elk?

An elkcoholic!

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INTJ

What do you call the security guards for Samsung?

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INTJ

What do you call an alligator detective?

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INFP

Pisces

Interestingly, I'm of average height

but my shins are over 2 feet.

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INFP

Pisces

To all the souls that have blocked me

I'd just like to say

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INTJ

What do elves learn in school?

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ENFJ

Pisces

Why was the snowman looking into a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

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12d

INFP

Libra

Just got a job on a production line making plastic Draculas…

There’s only 2 of us, so I have to make every second count.

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INTJ

What’s a ballerina’s favorite number?

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14d

INFP

Pisces

I was attacked by a flock of sheep!

Luckily, I was only grazed.

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ENFJ

Pisces

I bought this really cool pen that can write underwater......

It can write other words too.

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Karen

23d

INFP

Gemini

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Sees-a-salad 😂

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13d

INFP

Libra

Someone threw a block of cheese at me…

Wasn’t very MATURE was it?

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INFP

Pisces

Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?

Let's see a show of hands...

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ENFJ

Pisces

I'm reading a horror story in Braille.

I can just feel something bad is going to happen.

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