What do elves learn in school ?

27d

ISFP

Scorpio

☺️

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

#dadjokes

27d

ISFP

Scorpio

😁

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith Soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

#dadjokes

Jesse

4mo

ENFJ

Pisces

So my girlfriend broke up with me when she saw I only have 9 toes.

Apparently she's lack toes intolerant.

#dadjokes

17d

ISFP

Scorpio

😁

I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza I guess I should have used aloha temperature

#dadjokes

Flor 👒🌸

4mo

INTJ

What do you call phoney spaghetti?

#funny

Dandan; Not Not Dan.. The Real Dan. What is a Dan?

ISTP

Virgo

#dadjokes

INTJ

Capricorn

There's this band

And I think you should listen to them. But you can't listen to me about it because the name of the group is Think For Yourself.

#dadjokes

ISTP

Virgo

#dadjokes

ISTJ

Leo

[Lame DadJoke Of The Day]

A snake walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'How did you do that?'

#dadjokes

ISTJ

Leo

[Lame Dadjoke Of the Day]

I saw a guy propose at the gym today and she said no. I guess they didn't workout.

#dadjokes

ISTP

Virgo

#dadjokes

#dadjokes #pinkfloyd

#dadjokes

ISTP

Virgo

#dadjokes2.0

#dadjokes #funny #dwarves #snowwhite

#dadjokes

16d

ISFP

Scorpio

😊

Where would you fing a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it

#funny

James

ENFP

Sagittarius

A dad joke to start the conversation

How do you make an egg roll? You push it #meme #universe #dadjokes #funny (edited)

#dadjokes

Dandan; Not Not Dan.. The Real Dan. What is a Dan?

16d

ISFP

Scorpio

😁

I farted once on an elevator It was wrong on so many levels

#dadjokes

15d

INTJ

Capricorn

When that first step outside

Is in doggy doooo... It's a deucey

#dadjokes

ISTJ

Leo

[Lame Dadjoke Of The Day]

I was standing in a park one day and I was wondering why does a frisbee get larger as it gets closer. And then it hit me.

#dadjokes

Doug

INTP

Cancer

When you need to tuna someone up

#dadjokes

ISTJ

Leo

[Lame Dadjoke Of The Day]

I’m going to open a Russian grocery store and call it… “𝙋𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚”.

#dadjokes

𔓎ꑀꌅ꒐ꈵꁲ𔓎

4mo

INFP

Ba Dum Tss!

🤣🤣🤣

#comedy

Mohamed

15d

ESTJ

Libra

Thoughts after dark

Telling #dadjokes while being #single is just like "dressing for the job you want; not the job you have."

#dadjokes

Reinier

13d

INTP

Leo

What do you call honey that's spread over a large area?

That's a nectare.

#memes

🅲🅾Ⓡ🅴🆈

INTJ

Pisces

No Bueno

#funny #work #humor #dadjokes

#funny

ISTP

Virgo

#dadjokes

#comedy

A✯۵🐺🧭🕊🗺

1mo

ENFJ

Sagittarius

Women must find dad jokes attractive, otherwise they'd be known as "bachelor jokes" 👀😏

#funny #dadjokes #jokes #music

#dadjokes

Renaé

4mo

INFP

Capricorn

My purse is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry 😭

#dadjokes

Joseph

10d

ISTJ

Aries

What do you call a man without a body and no nose?

Nobody knows

#dadjokes

𔓎ꑀꌅ꒐ꈵꁲ𔓎

3mo

INFP

🧈🌎🦦

#dadjokes

Renaé

4mo

INFP

Capricorn

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.

#dadjokes

Karen

4mo

INFP

Gemini

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken Sees-a-salad 😂

#dadjokes

Shu-shu

2mo

INFJ

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack. 🦆 🚨🚓👮

#dadjokes

4mo

ISFP

Scorpio

😊

What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two

#dadjokes

✨Femme Fatale✨

2mo

ENFP

Libra

What do you call a man with a nose but without other body parts?

#dadjokes

Jesse

4mo

ENFJ

Pisces

Where do bad rainbows go?

To Prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

#dadjokes