:D

😏😏

Be Judged..

Don't believe everything you see...

🥇slap slap slap down

The best thing about being a twin

Is when you can have them claim to be you to literally get twice as much done 🤣 I'm in Cali right now and she had to take care of some business for me in WV! 🩷🩷🩷 No one suspected a thing

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No one greets me when I walk into the kitchen, but the microwaves

Double Standard

Hello World

Що я не так роблю дайте пораду

За весь час що я знаходжуся в Буу, єдиний раз коли мені написала дівчина перша в лс, це була психіаторка котра запропонувала пройти тест на шизофренію? Wtf 🤓

🎖️Term Of The Day Military Edition 🪖

No es por presumir Pero así va mi miércoles

Apoco no hace mucho calor

A question😗

If alarms could speak, what would be the most annoying verse he would say?

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🤫

Hahahahahhaa🤣

I call it research.. 😄

I like to double check my bad decisions. Sometimes triple. 😬

Espírito santo

Cadê a galera de vitória/ES??

Silly Wednesday.

Someone made me laugh out loud, not lol 😂

🤣🤣

not princess Sofia(?!)

I never wanted attention🙅 But the funny thing is, they always chose me to be the center of attention🙍 Like this story, we were doing "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," and suddenly they chose me as the princess🤦 Then someone said, "Since the princess is already beautiful, so to make her... read more

After you lost the argument.

Utilizzare l'AI

Lo stai facendo fottutamente bene 🤣

my body just randomly adds pain nowadays like it's a software update

I think i maded a wrong choice

By putting some bad photos 😂😂.... People getting all over me. Cuz i have serious flunky dead eyes what to do now??

Jajaja

Here's to 30 years! 🏳️‍🌈

all of my character development has been against my will

imagine leaving a sneaky link in 1867 and you go outside and your horse is dead

i knew i had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me

Dear Age Verification:

#funny We had an agreement. We set our vows I would give you my ID and you verify my age. I don't really care for your reasons or excuses. We had an agreement. f you can't verify me then give me back my photos!!!

Which laugh is yours ? 😂🥀

I want this at my funeral

Lies, deceptions

bruh

Me lo quiero llevar a mi casa…mmm

Holaaaaa

Recién llegué a esta app jsjsjs, nos hacemos amigos,m 🫶🏼✨🍁🥀🍀🍂

Auch schon einen gesichtet?🤣😅

Gets me every time

Especially the updated ending

enjoy me while i'm broke. money is gonna change me & i won't remember any of you

This is def a the funniest part of the show

Spider-man is my fav...✨️❤️

Lmao 🤣

about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

Battuta/barzerletta

Qual'e la vostra migliore barzelletta o battuta per rompere il ghiaccio