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My friend trying to help when i put myself in some 💩

Mixed Emotions

😹

😦

☔

🖖

We were raised properly 🤣

dangerous wordplay

spin instructor 😆

Lmao

My mom and I talking about this new pizza place she ordered from. Me: I should make a complaint- My mom: Yeah don't burn the pizza! Me: Well I was gonna say how do they not have the boneless chicken I wanted... I was looking forward to those. My mom: Oh yeah Of course they didn't have my order... read more

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lol

zombie shooting game. 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

😅😅

lol

Happy Birthday to me! Gees oh Pete I'm old...sigh

🤣

Technically he didn’t touch the ciggies

That was the most Monday of all Mondays ever at work. Just call it for me. I'm done. That's it for me.

Pfff

It happens…

🎶

I keep looking in the mirror and asking...WHAT HAPPENED?! LOL!

Dear M please🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 (edited)

Confused shark.

Might as well confuse something as your last action on earth.

Fill in the blank.... have fun with it

🎶I've got a lovely bunch of _______🎶

Mark Henry! 😆 🤣

Komedi

Yes, men are like logs of wood, because every man has had a lover who turned him into a tree from waiting.

Please tell me this is an AI 🤪🤪

This is why I say I am a hands on/visual learner.

There is a lag in producing and receiving information via sound only.

Great app 😁

Boo

🤣

cutepiee

What a way to make an apology! 😂

Real