😭😭

He said you should fly to Pittsburgh just to discuss Buddhism. I asked why I should go, why I should waste my time and resources just to talk to a lunatic delusional stranger.

???????? See why mental health is more important than anything else…..

Yay, Pattern Recognition 🤓

Where are my Chicken Littles at?

✨😂 Yepp...🥲🤣

😂🤭

Mentally, I’m just the corner of a bed sheet that keeps coming off

Kidding

lol

Coworkers will snitch on you then come talk to you like they aint just snitch on you

Word of the day

Best time of the day 😄

let's play doctor. i'll go first. you owe me $3200.

Hehe.

A cunning plan

Hahaha 🤣

This is how he learned that you shouldn't argue with a woman. 😄😅🤣

How not to apear bitchless 101, new tehnique unlocked lol

omg😜🤭

Im still wondering...🤔🤔🤔

🤣🤣🤣🤣

There is another reason.

"Your trauma made you stronger" It absolutely did not, It did make me funnier tho

👀

I'm human fr

Why 😂🤣

Real friends haha

“You smell good what you wearin?” Some leave me the Fa-Cologne

lol

Well umm??

Omg seriously those sopranos 🤣🤣🤣

Love Aria/opera ❤️ but this is so funny geez 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🏎️ 💨

This kind of luck i want in my life!!!

Many boys fantasy!!

When you slide in her DMs and it all goes horribly wrong haha 🤣

“She had a choice and She didn’t choose you” - my therapist at 10am

😂

“you’re the bad guy in someone’s story” bruh I’m the bad guy in MY story

Ang Corny Tangina 💔🥀 (edited)

lol

Absolutely butchered it haha

if i call into work sick dont ask me what’s the matter, im sick of y’all that’s what

For real

Those machines heal everything lol

Uhm, definitely no pressure 😉

When you were asked to show your talent 😆🤣😂

+Watch the video clip in the comments 👍 (edited)