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when you realize if you die on February 13th you got a 100% chance of getting flowers on Valentines day:

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just in case you feel sad today ..

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Wtf is going on in america dude 🤡🤯

Stupid mental health

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Valentine’s Day humor

For my single people and I, smile

Then another joke came to mind…

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Excuses…

For my single people we gonna be okay...

Single awareness day

For all you Friday the 13th fans... it's a great movie, just a ludicrous superstition in reality. Have fun!

“What’s your plan for Valentine?” Me:

ONS

14 February

Get your tickets!

This Trainwreck is single and available for Valentine's Day lmao.

Love is in the year

No wonder I feel this air Toxic today valentines day 😂

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Not lying

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Dont know whatto do

Just some guy?!😂

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They didn't have lord huggington!?

pain reduction therapy

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We need the tea

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Yo just downloaded this app .....be gentle ....huh don’t take this in the wrong way.....i mean yeah "some other meaning ofcourse" have a great day, evening and night (edited)

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What if Seinfeld had been on the air during 9/11?

A comedian wrote a Seinfeld script for an episode that took place if the show had still been running during 9/11. It is one of the funniest moments of the internet and deserves to be read by all.

U have to know the show to get the joke!!!!

Facing your fears and traumas before entering a new relationship😂

(Should have been black roses) (edited)

"I met a lovely gal. Her name is Victoria Dubas. She told me to call her VD for short." - Rodney Dangerfield

Just a reminder that VD is tomorrow. Stay safe, everyone.

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only holiday i’m celebrating this weekend is friday the 13th

Lord have mercy

lol

Oh, no pressure yeah?☺️

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Holi

Me mata el aburrimiento