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Feeling pretty, but broke asf 🤣

Tough times 🙄

Never related to an audio in so long it’s tough times out here

comprehension101 What is the meaning of come😅🤭

Why does everyone think they want to be with an actor or actress?

They have no personalities unless some one else writes them one! (edited)

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When he checks my DM's to see if i am speaking to other men but he just finds a happy birthday paragraph to Leclerc

Yay, Pattern Recognition 🤓

Where are my Chicken Littles at?

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Sad

Guess I need 5 😂

😂💀

Happen all the time 😭

Someone unmatch me

Someone umatch me 😂😂 because he ask me what im looking for here in the boo app, and i said MONEY 😂😂😂😂😂 but i was KIDDING Hahahahhaha 😂😂 he immediately unmatch me HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂 LOL, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

Existential horror but make it cute 🥰

I bring a 'what planet is she from' vibe to the party

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When it hits a little to hard

Apparently he had to go REALLLLLLLLYYYYY bad

Potential

You ever get hit up by someone trying to either be your friend or ect and yall are having a conversation when they stop replying? so you continue with your day. But have a premonition of what they're doing (maybe it's just me) Then you get a "Hey(:" - 6 hours later? Like why a guilty type of text?... read more

Alien 👽

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2023: single 2024: single pro 2025: single pro max 2026: single pro max ultra

It isn’t polite

Catch me if you can

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Lol

I quickly played that Lord of the Rings game with my sisters again and this time we were checking out a new cave. I was exploring a hill before I fell off, my sisters eventually fell too trying to find a way to come get me, we had to respawn and run all the way back. But my older sister fell as it... read more

Holaa

No tengo ni idea de que hago aquí JKAJSSKSJSJ

Kidding

Dark humor is like a dad, not everyone has it.. (edited)

omg😜🤭

Customer: *telling me their whole life story* Me: that’s crazy.. ur total is $15.85

Hahahahahaha! 😂🤣🤣

Things my brother sends me. The laughing spelled out! 🤣

Me to my miser friend, who never pays for anything.. 😛

Her: I’m easily attracted to men with power Me: just paid my light bill

Listen

Let's know each other LoL ! New Here

Look the bright side somehow we are in history 🤣

Goin loco because it's monday again tomorrow😵‍💫

Keeping it clean

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

Uhm, definitely no pressure 😉

Im still wondering...🤔🤔🤔

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lol

I have a question

What’s the funniest or weirdest thing someone thought about you before they knew you?

I’d rather be funny then good looking, Thank god I’m both tho yall be safe!

We can all agree, the liquor store man is the best

Seen him more times in December than Santa Claus

why would i take the high road when i could take the psychopath

If you think money doesn’t bring happiness transfer it to my account.