💪

My friend trying to help when i put myself in some 💩

Mixed Emotions

😹

😦

hahahaha

Me when it takes hours before someone replies to me: (edited)

🖖

We were raised properly 🤣

Roses are red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you...

I don't know why, but everything about this pickup line seems perfect 😁. The next step would be to test it out!

spin instructor 😆

Right?

😵🤣

lol

zombie shooting game. 🤣

🤣🤣🤣

😅😅

lol

Happy Birthday to me! Gees oh Pete I'm old...sigh

🤣

Technically he didn’t touch the ciggies

That was the most Monday of all Mondays ever at work. Just call it for me. I'm done. That's it for me.

Pfff

It happens…

🎶

I keep looking in the mirror and asking...WHAT HAPPENED?! LOL!

Dear M please🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 (edited)

Confused shark.

Might as well confuse something as your last action on earth.

Fill in the blank.... have fun with it

🎶I've got a lovely bunch of _______🎶

Mark Henry! 😆 🤣

Komedi

Yes, men are like logs of wood, because every man has had a lover who turned him into a tree from waiting.

Please tell me this is an AI 🤪🤪

This is why I say I am a hands on/visual learner.

There is a lag in producing and receiving information via sound only.

Great app 😁

Boo

🤣

cutepiee

What a way to make an apology! 😂

Real