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Just had to relax

Slowly but surely. ✨

Laughter is my mood booster 😍😍😍😂😂 and ....the backstreet access to my heart 😂😂

Horizontally energy - saving mode 😂😂😂😂

Current mood 😅😅

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Don't bother me, don't act like a hero, I don't trust any man.

Fall in love? Bro I can’t even fall asleep!

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People always think I'm overreacting, today after I went to the doctor I found out what was wrong with me 🥹

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He only thinks it's a virtual relationship but you like it's real

I bet you thought that you found the exit

But the exit only leads In

Reposting this 'cause I think me funny 😝

I mean, if you know my name then this joke would make sense 🤣

Agree or Disagree?

If it were possible, I wish there were real life superheroes.

Im really tired

Yes, I just want to be single

Early mornings

Are the best ! Everyty is quiet. No no 🚘 cars , no dogs 🐕 barking or blaring sirens. 🚨 And of course a nice cup of coffee . Another wonderful day.

Let’s see how unbothered you are 😈😈😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣🤣

If your best friend start dating your ex..are y'all still friends..???!!!!

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The beginning of a man's lie is if he starts discussing marriage with you after that they leave like the devil

🎼 Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do Do, do-do, do-do, do-do-do 🎶

Age like fine wine 🍷..

counting down til July 24th and I’ll be 42 phew 😮‍💨 😜

Agree or Disagree?

I rather read movie reviews before seeing a movie.

Walking on sunshine.

I'm pretty sure if you walked on sunshine you'd die. I'm not sure why nobody has questioned the physics of this song before.

hihi

Agree or Disagree?

I would date someone who is obsessed with taking selfies.

Anyone wanna play pes???

Agree or Disagree?

I would respond to a profile pic that looks like a thirst trap regardless if it’s real or not.

You can only pick one 👀👀👀👀

Agree or Disagree?

I have very high expectations when dating

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During the wedding, many people asked when it was my turn, and where my boyfriend was. Boyfriend? I was always ghosted 🫠 The longest I lasted was 3 months, after that I became a stranger.

Tell me a random fact

Could be anything. Like bears being able to remember different places where they store their food.

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A little older, Another year of memories, another reason to celebrate. Still smiling, still chasing sunsets, still finding joy in the smallest moments Forever a work in progress, Forever Grateful🙏

Be prepared.

No matter where you're going, or what you've got planned always remember to bring two sandwiches.

You built a relationship purely out of lust

& when you figure out the other person has emotions & boundaries & demands certain things in the relationship JUST LIKE YOU DO your face changes & it looks something like [gif] & then you don't want nothin to do with them cause its too much for you

To Whom It May Concern

I can't find your post , but it's even hotter now

Suggestions???

People that ask for horror movie suggestions. I say watch the NEWS that enough horror for one day!

Agree or Disagree?

I would date someone who has opposite political views.

why i cant see my own post after post this??

A series of tubes

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