People give the most basic life lessons on here and juzz them up with whimsical 18th century vocab to make it sound like they actually said something.
For example, "drink some water and go to bed early" and they will be like...
Prithee, let us not tarry in the nocturnal shadows consuming the tallow of midnight, rather, partake in the crystal humors of the well and yield thy weary spirit unto Morpheus, lest thy humors turn choleric upon the morrow.