Nonexistent Ping Pong

I'm playing ping pong with your ghost Paddle taped to a ruler on the table Ping. The issue isn’t that you aren't dead, you just aren't here Ping. I'm here though Ping. Everyday, Good morning how are you? Ping. I hope you're doing okay, let me know if you need a ride Ping. Thank you for taking the time to read this Ping. Hey do you want me over? Ping Are you coming to break? Ping I'm sorry if I'm bugging you but I just want to talk Ping. Do you want a plate of food? I can bring you some over so you wont be alone? Ping Did I do something wrong? Ping I'm sorry Ping Hey do you want to a concert with me? Ping You're not a bad person, at this point you're not much of a person more of a spectral presence haunting my body My issue is that I don't want an exorcism, I just want how it used to be So I guess I'm playing nonexistent ping pong with your ghost [I deleted this the first time due to embarrassment but 🤷‍♀️ I guess]