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Ngoko Ndicinga ukuba sibuya sibe ngababukeli kwakhona

imiyalezo yangasese apha ifana nebhokisi yePandora

akukho mntu uyazi ukuba uza kufumana ntoni elandelayo lol

Awukhethwanga

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Hmmm, interesting 🧐

😅😅😅 Unjani owakho??

Ucinga nje

Lol

Ngoko, ndiyicima....😆😆😂😂

Uhlobo lweqela leGemini

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1. Uthanda ubudlelwane obukhula kancinci okanye obunjengokukhawuleza? 2. Yeyiphi imixoxo ekwenza uphumelele ukulahleka kwexesha? 3. Yintoni umbono owutshintshile njengoko ukhula? 4. Yintoni into oyifundayo ngoku ngawe?

Ukuba ndithanda indoda enjalo .........

ngqo, kulungile, kuthule, un caring, ukucinga ngokugxininisa, ubudoda, mnandi kwaye ufudumele...... ke yintoni iZodiac efanelekileyo kunye ne-MBTI yokugcwalisa le ndawo engenanto?

Kudala ndingakukhumbuli 🫠

Ndicela uxolo nonke, umsebenzi wam ube nomnqweno omkhulu lately. Ndiza kuphendula onke imiyalezo xa ndiphumelele.

Mna, wena, i-jazz?

Mhlawumbi i-cup ye-khofi ekuseni. Eyakho izakuba mnyama, eyam ayizukuba yi-khofi nhlobo. Ngokwenene, andizukuba khona nhlobo. Kodwa kufuneka abe khona.

Umphunga omnye wewindi

Ndiyathemba ukuba kukhulu kuba ingxelo yemozulu ithi kuzokuna ukusuka ngo-3pm ukuya ku-9pm kwaye ndiphuma emsebenzini ngo-4pm. O, uvuyo.

Kuwe, yintoni echaza umntu ngakumbi: indlela abaphatha ngayo kwiimeko ezikhuselekileyo nezithuleyo okanye kwiimeko ezingozi?

Ndicinga ukuba awukwazi ukuhlola into enye ngaphandle kokuthathela ingqalelo enye.

Uphuhliso Olungapheliyo: Ikati Efanayo, Izingxenye Ezintsha

Umzimba wakho uqhubeka uphinda uphuhlise. Ijazi onalo namhlanje lizokwenziwa kabusha kakhulu phakathi kwezinsuku ezingu- weeks, umgudu wakho uvuselelwa ngokushesha, futhi amathambo akho aqhubeka ehlakazeka futhi abuyele emuva. Nokho uvuka uzizwa ungumuntu ofanayo nalowo owawukhona eminyakeni…funda okungakumbi

yeyona imini mbi smh

Uphawu lwePurrception: Ibhongo lakho liKati

Ibhongo lakho liqhubeka lihlela i-reality, lihlola ngokuqhubekayo ulwazi oluthathwa njengolungabalulekanga. Unendawo engabonakaliyo emehlweni akho apho i-nerve ye-optic iphume khona, nangona ungakhe ubonise umhole kwi-vision yakho. Ibhongo lakho likha iimeko ezilahlekileyo usebenzisa iipatheni…funda okungakumbi

Iikhefu ezongezelelweyo okanye☀️ ulwandle 🏖️ ☀️ 🌊

Brr, kuyanda ubanda ebusuku. . Ixesha lokufumana ibhanti eyongezelelweyo ukuze uhlale ufudumele. Umbono weholide emnandi efudumele yolwandle 🏖️ uqala ukujolisa kakuhle. Uya phi ukuze uphume??

Ngaba kufanelekile??

Ngomso ndacinga ukuba ndiza kuqala ukwenza iibhakabhaka. Ndiyenze izinto ezi-2. Ukhupha, ucuthe, ucuthe ..... nangona kulungile. Ndibona zonke iibholi, ipani, izithako kunye namandla, ndacinga ..... konke lokho ukuze kube nezi zinto zimbini Hayibo. Ndinga thenga i-loaf entle esitolo ngama-2 €.…( ilungisiwe)funda okungakumbi

4AM izinto

Nantsi into enceda ndiphumle 👻

Purrfessor of Quantum Meowchanics

Into zonke ozithintayo zihlala zihlala zikhanya, zibanjwe ngamandla ongakwazi ukuwabona. Itafile engaphantsi kwezandla zakho ayihlangani ngokwenene nesikhumba sakho; amandla e-electromagnetic alwa nokufika kwe-atoms. Oko ubiza ngokuba kuqinile kukuvumelana phakathi kwemimandla engabonakaliyo,…funda okungakumbi

Ufuna ukuwina ukuze unditshabalalise kwaye uza kuzivumela ukuba uphumelele kum ukuze undinike ukunganeliseki kokuphosa.

Ukusuka kwiStardust uye kwiCat-atonic Matter

Umlingo wakho uqulethe izinto ezindala ezakhiwe ngaphakathi kweenkwenkwezi ezafa iibhiliyoni zeminyaka ngaphambi kokuba umhlaba ube khona. I-iron ethwele i-oxygen ngegazi lakho yadalwa kwiimpembelelo zeenkwenkwezi; i-calcium emathanjeni akho yavela kwiinkqubo ze-cosmic kudala ngaphambi kokuba ubomi…funda okungakumbi

Akukho noyena uhlala

Hmph

yum

yintoni

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Umsebenzi ubored kwaye ndidiniwe...

Yintoni eyenzekayo bantu? Utheni na umntu phaya? 🙃

Izakhono zam zokuncokola zaphukile. Ndifuna ukudibana nabantu abatsha, kodwa ingqondo yam iyaphuma ngokupheleleyo xa kufuneka ndithethe.

Kutheni ndifuna ukulila?

Ndandithathe yonke impahla yam ndiyise kwi ndlu entsha, andikwazi ukufumana nantoni na, umyeni wam uthe ngosuku endaphelisa ngalo ukuhamba uzakundibona ngempelasonto enye kwaye andiqondi kuba wayendibona ngempelasonto yonke de ndahamba.

Ngokwenene, kulomhlaba ogcwele abantu abahlukeneyo, ndiziva ngathi akukho ubuhlwempu babo buhambelana nobuhlwempu bam