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My ideal type: Someone who’s patient enough to put up with my silliness 😎 Someone who finds me cute even when I do weird things 😏 And someone with a healthy mindset and no mental issues 👍

My strengths: I have a strong mentality. Also, I might hit you often, but I’m weak, so it won’t hurt. That’s it
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Uhlobo lwami olufanele: Omunye onenhlonipho eyanele yokubekezela ubuwula bami 😎 Omunye othola ukuthi ngiyamangalisa ngisho noma ngenza izinto ezithile ezihlekisayo 😏 Futhi omunye onengqondo enempilo futhi engenazo izinkinga zengqondo 👍

Amandla ami: Nginekhono eliqinile. Futhi, ngingakushaya kaningi, kodwa ngiyaphuka, ngakho ngeke kube buhlungu. Lokho kuphela
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Good morning

Sawubona

I'm like a fitted sheet. Frustrating and always popping off

I'm like

Ngifana nesikhwama esifakwe kahle. Kuyadumaza futhi njalo kuphume.

Ngifana

I'll never make fun of people with heated toilet seats again...🥶🥶🥶

Yup...

Ngizokwenza kahle ukungahloniphi abantu abanemibhede yokuhlala efudumele futhi...🥶🥶🥶

Yebo...

Is diz true???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Ingabe lokhu kuyikho???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

If you watch Jaws backwards, it becomes a heartwarming story about a helpful shark that brings arms and legs to people who need them.

Thought of the day

Uma ubuka iJaws emuva, iba indaba ethokozisayo mayelana ne-shark esiza abantu ngokuletha izandla nezinyawo kulabo abadinga.

Umcabango wosuku

Why Does It Feel So Hard?

Sometimes people ask,

"Why don't you just talk about it?"

The answer is actually simple:

I don't even know where to begin.

It's not that I don't want to open up.

Maybe it's because, for so long, I never really had a safe space where someone was willing to truly listen.

So I learned to carry everything on my own.

Sadness → buried.
Disappointment → bottled up.
Needs → pushed aside.

Little by little, it became a habit.

Until one day, even saying,

"I'm not okay,"

started to feel unfamiliar.

People see someone who looks calm, mature, and like they have everything under control.

But what they don't see is that this calm exterior is often just a carefully held mask...

covering wounds that have never truly had the chance to heal.

If you're only beginning to open up, that's okay.

You don't have to do it all at once.

Take your time.

Allah knows every feeling in your heart, even the prayers you haven't found the words to say and the tears that haven't fallen.

You don't have to be strong all by yourself.

Allah is always listening, and there is always hope for healing—one small step at a time.

Feel Tired 😭😭

Kungani Kubukeka Kunzima Kangaka?

Ngezinye izikhathi abantu bayabuza,

"Kungani ungakhulumi ngalokhu?"

Impendulo ilula:

Angazi ngempela ukuthi ngiqale kuphi.

Akukhona ukuthi angifuni ukuvula.

Mhlawumbe kungenxa yokuthi, isikhathi eside, ngangingakaze ngibe nendawo ephephile lapho othile ezokwazi khona ukulalela ngempela.

Ngakho ngafunda ukuphatha konke ngedwa.

Ubugebengu → buphonswe phansi.
Ukudumala → kubhujiswa.
Izidingo → zishiywe eceleni.

Kancane kancane, kwaba umkhuba.

Kuze kube ngosuku olulodwa, ngisho nokuthi,

"Angikhululekile,"

kwaqala ukubonakala kungajwayelekile.

Abantu babona othile obukeka ethule, ophumelelayo, futhi efana nokuthi unakho konke ngaphansi kokulawula.

Kodwa okungabonakali ukuthi le mbono ethule ivamise ukuba yiphakethe elibhekelelwe kahle...

elifihla izilonda ezingakaze zibe nethuba lokuphola.

Uma usaqala ukuvula, kulungile.

Awudingi ukukwenza konke ngasikhathi sinye.

Thatha isikhathi sakho.

U-Allah uyazi yonke imizwa enhliziyweni yakho, ngisho nemithandazo ongakatholi amagama okukhuluma nayo nezinyembezi ezingakawela.

Awudingi ukuba namandla wedwa.

U-Allah uhlale elalela, futhi njalo kukhona ithemba lokuphola—isinyathelo esincane ngasikhathi.

Zizwa Uthukile 😭😭

Hi. "I am a fitness model. I am the before picture" 😎😁

"What do you do for a living?"

Sawubona. "Ngiyimodeli yokuzivocavoca. Ngiyisithombe sokuqala" 😎😁

"Uzenza kanjani ukuze uphile?"

Tell me the WORST joke you've ever heard or found on the Internet. I promise to ROFLMAO 🤣 or seriously question your sense of humor 😂

ROFL or Facepalm 😄

Ngicela ungitshele i-joke embi kakhulu oyivele noma oyitholile ku-Internet. Ngiyathembisa ukuthi ngizohleka kakhulu 🤣 noma ngizobuza ngempela ngokuqonda kwakho kokuhlekisa 😂

ROFL noma Facepalm 😄

Dad Joke Pickle

Uhlanga Lwezehlakalo Zikababa

Gotta love my barber's Colognes, definitely the original stuff :')

"For all skin Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Kufanele uthande amaColognes omphakathi wami, ngempela izinto zokuqala :')

"Kuwo wonke uhlobo lwezikhumba Typerrrrrrrrr" 😂

Absolutely proximity is real. Be around the people you want to become.

Dad Joke Best Air

Impela, ubudlelwano bukhona. Hlala eduze kwabantu ofuna ukuba bona.

Ubaba Ujoke Best Air

What type of joke does a vegan like? 
Meatless

Work in progress

Yisiphi uhlobo lwejokwe oluthandwa umvegan? 
Ngaphandle kwenyama

Umsebenzi uqhubeka

Dad Joke Magician

Umgibeli WamaDad Joke

👤 x 🗣️  = 😤🤭😂

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Let's begin the weekend with a little humor 😆

Ake siqale iweekend ngohlekiso oluncane 😆

Say we're attacked by ninjas and they're all wielding swords - let's say Shinobi with ninjatō for the sake of clarity. They've come from an alternate time line where the future is feudal Japan. They need our shoes and are willing to kill us for them. Are we walking back barefoot or do you have a plan to save our footwear?

Ninjas Want Our Footwear!

Ake sithi sahlaselwa amaNinja futhi wonke umuntu uphatha izinkemba - ake sithi uShinobi onesikhali se-ninjatō ukuze kube sobala. Bafike kusukela emlandweni ohlukile lapho ikusasa likhuluma ngempucuko yaseJapan. Badinga izicathulo zethu futhi bakulungele ukusibulala ukuze bathole zona. Ngabe sihamba ngebhande noma unayo isu lokusindisa izicathulo zethu?

AmaNinja Afuna Izicathulo Zethu!

I tried to catch FOG yesterday... I MIST. 😳🤣

🤷🏻‍♀😳🤣

Ngazama ukubamba i-FOG izolo... Ngiphumelele i-MIST. 😳🤣

What happened to the frog that parked illegally? It got toad.

Hahaha

Kwenzekeni ku-frog eyayipakiwe ngokungekho emthethweni? Yathola i-toad.

Some Morning jokes to start your day:
Mornings are like math — I don’t like them, they don’t like me, and they always come with problems.
🤷🤷

Ezinye amahlaya aseMorning ukuze uqale usuku lwakho:
Umswakama ufana nezibalo — Angizithandi, azingithandi, futhi njalo ziza nezinkinga.
🤷🤷

Dad Joke Santa Motorcycle

Ngiyazibuza ukuthi iyiphi isahluko ahamba kuyo?

Ubaba Ujoke uSanta Umjaho

What’s the oldest meme you have that still makes you laugh yet reminds your age?

Iyini i-meme endala kakhulu onayo esakwenza uhleke kodwa ikukhumbuza ngeminyaka yakho?

🤭 Just your average female demon here

🤭 Nansi idemon yowesifazane ejwayelekile kuphela

Please, this duckling has been on my head for 2 hours!

Heeeyyy

Ngiyacela, le ndluzi ibikhanda lami isikhathi esingama-2!

I once had a job smashing cans,
It was soda pressing..

Nganginayo umsebenzi wokuphula amakani,
Kwaba ukujula kwe-soda..

🤣👏🏼🤣👏🏼🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant and a rhino 🤔
What ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

Uthola ini uma uhlanganisa i-hippo, i-elephant kanye ne-rhino 🤔
Yini ?
🤷🏻‍♂️Helephino🤷🏻‍♂️
(Hell If I Know)

The other day I went to buy a Christmas tree
The guy in the shop said " you going to put it up yourself"
I said "I was thinking the lounge"

😁😊

Ngolunye usuku ngaya ukuthenga isihlahla seKrisimusi
Umfana esitolo wathi "uzobeka yona uqobo"
Ngathi "bengicabanga igumbi lokuphumula"

Eggless omelet

I-omelet engenam eggs

🤓🤭

Gemini dad jokes :
Why did the scarecrow win an award ? 
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Me: 😶😶

Izihlekiso zikaGemini:
Kungani umgibeli wezinhlamvu ewina umklomelo? 
Ngoba wayephakeme emkhakheni wakhe.
Me: 😶😶

Met another girl on Boo. She liked my post and commented that I was hilarious, so naturally, as a gentleman, I replied and told her if she wanted more unhinged content, she should DM me.

She did. Respectfully, I was shocked.

First thing she brings up is her MBTI type. I don’t know anything about that. I’m just out here raw-dogging life with vibes and Google Calendar.

So I ask her what MBTI even is, and she says it tells you how your brain functions. Like a personality MRI, I guess.

I say cool, how does it work? And to keep the energy chaotic, I sent her a photo of Lord Voldemort — but with a full nose and massive British teeth, laughing like he just finished a pub meal and colonized something.

She hasn’t replied since.

Which is fair. But also: you can’t ask me to explore the mind and not expect wizard memes.

Picture I sent:

I met another girl on boo

Ngihlangane nomunye intombazane ku-Boo. Wathanda okuthunyelwe kwami futhi waphawula ukuthi ngiyahlekisa, ngakho-ke, njengomuntu onobuntu, ngaphendula futhi ngamtshela uma efuna okuqukethwe okungajwayelekile, kufanele angithumele i-DM.

Wakwenza. Ngokuhlonipha, ngangishaqekile.

Into yokuqala ayikhuluma ngayo uhlobo lwakhe lwe-MBTI. Angazi lutho ngalokho. Ngikhona lapha ngiphila impilo ngama-vibes ne-Google Calendar.

Ngakho ngimbuza ukuthi i-MBTI iyini, futhi uthi ikutshela ukuthi ubuchopho bakho busebenza kanjani. Njengokuthi i-MRI yomuntu, ngicabanga.

Ngithi kulungile, isebenza kanjani? Futhi ukuze ngigcine amandla echaotic, ngimthumele isithombe sikaLord Voldemort — kodwa enenosi ephelele nezinsini ezinkulu zaseBrithani, ehleka njengokuthi usuphelile ukudla kwasepub futhi uhlanganise okuthile.

Ukephendulanga kusukela lapho.

Okungukuthi, kulungile. Kodwa futhi: awukwazi ukungicela ukuba ngihlole ingqondo ungafuni ama-meme ama-wizard.

Isithombe engisithumele:

Jokes Community

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Sawubona

Ngifana

Yebo...

Ingabe lokhu kuyikho???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜

Umcabango wosuku

Yini i-anime edlalayo kakhulu noma ethokozisayo oyibonile?

goodluck forgetting my eyes, my smile, my jokes, & my yapp

Ngoba ngiyithanda ama-joke kaBaba futhi ngingumntwana kakhulu. 🙃

Ingqondo Yami Ine-Mic Evulekile NgeSikhathi Esingama-24/7

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Ingabe kukhona amahlaya/izihlekiso ezivela ekuqaleni kobuntu ezisaphila