Artisanal Community

How do you pursue your passions?

Share with me how you bring your passion to life! I created a beverage laboratory to pursue my love of artisanal soda and natural medicine 🤗

The Crying Senior

A man was walking through a beautiful public park when he noticed an elderly gentleman sitting on a bench, crying his eyes out. Feeling sympathetic, the man walked over to comfort him. "What’s wrong, sir? Why are you weeping so intensely?" the man asked. The old man sniffled and said, "I’m 85 years... read more

Word Of The Day

Struthonian (noun): An uncommon term for a person who ignores unpleasant facts or reality. Much like the mythical ostrich burying its head in the sand. Pronunciation: [stroo-THOH-nee-an] Etymology: Invented by writer Arthur Koestler in 1963. Derived from struthio (Latin for ostrich) and Greek... read more

Looking for a place for a date night? Well, allow me to ruin everything for you... The Dirty 30: Chain Restaurants Serving You the Same Sysco Slop (and Charging You Double)

Pull up a booth, it’s time we talk about the microwaved elephant in the room. You know that “handcrafted” burger you just dropped $16 on? The one with “signature aioli” and “farmhouse brioche”? Yeah, it probably rolled off a Sysco truck at 4 a.m. in a vacuum-sealed bag that’s been cross-country... read more

Caesar at Home

“Crisp iceberg lettuce, chilled to perfection, in our house-crafted Caesar dressing, layered with garlic croutons and finished with delicate aged Parmesan. A refreshing take on a classic, elevated with artisanal finesse and clean, balanced flavors.”

This is a place for artisanal living.

These dating apps are for artisanal living. Personality is profilicity. Courting is boutique. Partners are pastiche. Everyone here seems to be doing what they can to avoid getting on with the plain business of self-replacement.